Alienator

You ready for your big day, scum?

Vaporization is too good for you.

I'd a lot rather see you kicking at the end of a rope,

or squirming and crawling around dying real slow

in a gas chamber.

As a matter of fact, after that ugly stunt

you pulled on Alpha seven...

I'd give anything to kill you myself. It's a lousy shame

half of our families had to be present for that.

Commander. Your visitor is in security.

Visitor?

A delegate general from gamma 12.

He's not due until tomorrow.

Well, there's been an official change.

- Problems? - Don't ever talk to me, scum.

What the hell is going on here? How come I wasn't notified?

Commander, I'm sorry I meant to tell you. It's... just I got

- distracted with... - It was a direct order, sir,

priority blue.

Uh, the delegate general had a scheduling conflict.

He's here only to observe.

When I want your interpretation, Tara, I'll ask for it.

I'm sorry, Commander. I only meant...

And Tara, have your boyfriend let you get some sleep,

you're looking a little... Burnt.

No executions for six months.

Today of all days, I've got public relations to deal with.

How is his genes scan?

Checks out, a-okay.

Wow. Look at that hook pattern. Never saw that before.

He's from gamma 12. They had a mass gene splicing there

a couple hundred years ago, could be residual effect.

My name is Lund.

I'm here to observe and make a few suggestions so...

Just carry on and forget I exist.

- Prepare the first execution. - That'll be prisoner 485.

Do it.

And bring in Kol, put him in the holding cell.

I want him to see what's in store for him.

What are those green buttons there?

Uh, well this one regulates the vapor quantifier

and this one engages the destruct mechanism,

provided the safety is off.

Mm. So you hold the power of life or death

in those pretty little hands.

I don't get any particular thrill

- in pulling the switch. - No?

Then why don't you try not pulling the switch?

Make a stand for the sanctity of human life,

- make a difference, be daring. - Then I wouldn't have a job,

and besides, it's not up to me.

She's right, Lund. This is the last stop.

Prisoners here have exhausted all their appeals.

They've had their day in court.

This is the toilet of the interplanetary penal system.

Our job is just to flush 'em.

First prisoner is approaching the chamber now.

Here are the files on the first two, Commander.

Let him have a look.

See what kind of scum we're about to neutralize.

- Prisoner 485 in position. - All clear.

You realize this prisoner leaves children behind?

What you're doing here is inhuman.

He's inhuman.

His kind should've never been allowed to breed.

On my planet, even the most vicious criminals

are allowed life. We believe in dynamic rehabilitation.

Executions such as these are barbaric.

That's right. Erase him.

What is it? You got the all clear!

I don't know. I've checked all the circuits, I...

- Safety's engaged. - Get up, I'll do it.

Very hard on her.

We have a serious mandate here. There's no room for sloppiness.

All clear.

Take a good look, Kol.

This is how we 're gonna turn you inside out.

Hey, Kol. I'm keeping this seat warm for you.

Looks like electrical damage.

There's no response from the guards.

It's a break.

Secure all areas.

You guys follow me. I'm gonna do this guy the big favor myself.

Secure all areas. Alert! Alert!

Secure all areas. Alert! Alert!

Secure all areas. Alert! Alert!

Hurry, cut him off on level five.

- Level five sealed. - More activity on three c.

- This triple-o-c Kol? - You know him?

Only from his file, interesting man.

He's a scum.

Someone's broken into the airlock.

He gets out of the station, we've lost him.

- He's gone. - I don't believe

- I let him get away. - It's not you're doing though.

If my staff malfunctions, I'm to blame.

- I'm not done yet though. - Meaning?

- Call out the hunter unit. - Alright.

Earth, earth.

Don't you think you've had enough to drink, Rick?

I drive better on a couple of brews.

Hey, Rick, how much further we've got to go?

Half hour I guess, maybe more.

We'd be there by now if it wasn't for this damn road.

Do you want me to drive for a while?

- I'll yell if I need you. - Okay.

Oh, Rick, look what I did! You made me smear my lipstick.

How can you tell?

What was that?

I don't know. It must've been a meteor.

Hey, why don't we stop and take a little rest, stretch our legs,

and maybe we can find something.

I don't stop till I get where I'm going, jeez.

Rick slow down please.

You have been in my Porsche on the Ortega highway, come on.

Porsche, and this isn't the Ortega highway.

Come one, trust me. I know what I'm doing.

- Slow down please. - Shit.

Oh god!

- You've hit someone. - Tell me about it.

- What happened? - Damn.

- Rick hit someone. - Oh, great driving, Mario.

- Damn! - Come on.

Oh, my god. Is he dead?

Oh, Jesus, Karen, what are you trying to do, finish him off?

What's this shit all over his face?

Is he a wine-o or something?

Well, it certainly be fortunate for us if he was.

We gotta get help for him.

Listen, it wasn't my fault. He just like... bolted out

- in front of me. - Rick, calm down, okay?

My dad's a lawyer. I'm sure he'll help you out.

- I don't need a lawyer. - Rick...

- This weirdo... - Nobody's blaming you.

Now come on, let's get him inside.

Look, where are we going to take him?

There's a ranger station near the camp grounds.

I don't hear his heart.

Damn!

Jesus.

I'm sorry, Harley. I... I guess I'm just a bit jumpy.

Well, we'll put that on the list along with stupid!

Hey, what the hell are you doing now, Burt?

Cans, for target practice, Harley.

You know we don't have time for this kind of shit.

- Put the god damn cans down. - Oh, come on, Harley.

Look, now you are hungry, and what's more, I'm hungry

so get up off your ass

and let's find something so we can both eat.

- Okay? - Okay, Harley, okay.

Now go on and get your ass down the path.

- God damn, Harley, you got it. - Oh, be quiet, will you?

You'll get the Warden on our ass.

- Look at it. - You got that right.

Put the trap down.

Don't ever mess with another man's trap, Burt.

Well, how are you doing, Ward?

We just heard the poor whimpering cries

of this little thing and being the good samaritans we are,

we decided to... well, you know,

- come to its rescue. - Is that what happened, Burt?

Well, you know how it is, Ward.

How many times am I gonna have to write you two up?

One more citation and you're both going to the work farm.

Oh... Ward, you wouldn't wanna do that, would you?

Look, I know you fellows gotta eat, but stealing my traps

and these animals is against the law,

state law and my law.

You know, how come it is that you get to get all the animals

you want and we can't, you know, I don't... that just don't seem

- fair at all to me. - Harley, you know this section

of the forest is a game preserve, that means no hunting.

Now, I catch 'em, I tag 'em and let 'em go.

You stick to your part of the forest, you can trap

all the rabbits you want.

But you just stay out of my neighborhood.

But all the good animals come over here.

- That's right. - They just look at our traps

and come over to your neck of the woods.

I've seen your traps. Since when does it take a bear trap

to catch a rabbit?

Oh now, wait a minute, Ward. You don't know

what might show up around here.

You know, we've been here a lot longer

before you ever dropped in here and I wanna tell you something,

there was bears here, and cougars and maybe even

- a big foot or two. - You all just turn around

and get yourselves right on outta here. Go on,

- pick up your stuff and get. - Now alright.

Okay, little fella, we'll take care of you.

Come on, it should be right down there.

This guy's got a first aid kit?

Come on.

Maybe there's a doctor here.

- No, don't say anything. - Calm down, calm down,

- one at a time. - This guy just jumped out

in front of me. I clipped him. He's hurt bad.

- Where is he? - He's in the RV.

- We better have a look. - He jumped out in front of me.

Nobody could've stopped in time, nobody,