Futurama

So, where's the strip club trampoline park

with the all-you-can-eat ice cream?

There isn't one.

I just lied so you'd come with me.

We're actually going to see

my beloved Abuelatron.

Your grandma? I thought she lived in Mexico.

Or... Or... Or maybe Mehico?

Nah, she moved into a retirement home to be near me,

her eldest and most neglectful grandson.

- -

- -

Ms. Rodríguez? You got visitors.

Are ya decent?

Are ya alive?

- - Alright.

Ah, Benderito!

Come, give me a kiss for every month you didn't visit.

Hang on, I think about six more.

Uh, this is my friend, Fry. Kiss him for a while.

Okay.

- -

Ow! Robot kisses hurt.

So, Grandma, why'd you leave Mexico?

Not corrupt enough for ya?

Oh, Bender, the family,

they don't want me around no more.

Aw. 'Cause you're so old and useless?

No, they don't want me smoking and drinking

and cursing around the little ones.

Those bastards!

Eh, who needs them when I have my favorite grandson

and alcohol?

- I'll drink to that! -

- -

I don't mind it here.

There's so much to do.

Eat, go back to our room,

eat, go back to our room, eat, go back to our room,

- eat, go back... - Hey, remember those

homemade tortillas you used to make?

Man, those were good.

Ah, too much trouble.

The tortillas here are good enough for me.

That was a nice lunch.

Why don't you stay for dinner, which is right now?

Ah, no thanks. But I'll come back sometime.

Probably next year maybe.

- - Wait! Before you go,

I have a thing to tell you.

Can it wait a year?

Before I left Mexico,

I sold my tortilla business for a fortune.

I was planning to leave you a lot of money in my will.

Really?

So, if you die right now, I'll be rich?

No, no, no, no, I just wanted to tell you

that I gave it away.

- What?! -

I sent it to my boyfriend, Sebastian.

Isn't he handsome?

He promised to invest it for me.

He just needed money seeds

for a bridge loan to make a big cash flow.

Ah, Grandma, you idiot! You're being scammed.

No, I'm not. He loves me!

He doesn't even care that I'm rich.

Time for your oil thinners!

Scam, huh?

- Yeah, those are common here. -

You know, we were voted number one most scammable nursing home.

I saw that!

So, it is a scam?

Ay Dios mío, how could I have been so estúpida?

I thought he loved me.

But who would want an old piece of junk like me?

It's so sad!

My poor, poor inheritance.

If only there was some way

to get revenge on this fraudulent hunk.

Hey, I have an idea!

Can you tell us? Or no?

Suppose Bender went undercover at the retirement home

as an old robot to lure the scammer?

Sounds fun, I'll do it!

There. Next, we'll apply a rapid heating-and-cooling cycle

to cause metal fatigue.

- Will it hurt? - Yes.

- - Hot, hot, hot!

Cold, cold, cold!

And finally, the most important part,

the Jitterphone!

A phone used exclusively by feeble-minded geezers.

I mean, it's like a scammer magnet!

Anyone with one of these is a sitting duck.

Oh wait. That's my Jitterphone.

This one's yours.

Mr. um...

Mordecai Pantscrapper?

Yo.

You need to reposition yourself so you don't get bedsores.

Are ya able to turn on your side?

Yeah. But can you do it for me?

Uh, okay.

Let's just get you over... there!

Bender, Sebastian is calling you.

That's his phone number.

Huh? Oh right, the scammer.

I'm gonna tear limb from limb!

- - Who the hell do you think you are?!

Uh, also, who are you?

I'm Daniella, silly.

And you're handsome.

So, how'd it go, Bender?

Did the scammer contact you?

Nope, he never called.

Impossible! You had a Jitterphone!

However, I did get a call from a beautiful lady.

And I'm in love.

- - She's hot, right?

Plus, she offered me some fabulous investments.

Bender, I'd love for you to find a girlfriend,

because you'd be around a lot less.

But you're being scammed.

Scammed?!

Oh, you are so wrong.

She offered me some can't-lose stock.

In her catfish farm.

- - Oh, brother.

Ugh, even I wouldn't fall for that.

And I just learned the truth about the Tooth Fairy!

Sorry, buddy, she only buys human teeth.

You're all just jealous that I found love.

We talk for hours about our favorite movies,

favorite music,

bank account numbers.

Yeah, stuff like that.

Wait, what was the last one?

Stuff like that.

Now I've had it with you young folk!

- -

I'll show you.

I'm gonna visit Daniella and make sweet love

in front of our premium-grade catfish.

Uh-huh. And where exactly does "Daniella" live?

Big ol' mansion, that's where!

She, uh, didn't mention the exact address.

No matter, we'll check the Jitterlog!

- - Ah, Alabama.

No, worse! Mississippi!

Ah, there it is,

21 Chump Street.

Kinda low-key for a mansion.

- -

I love you, too.

I'll keep an eye out for that MoneyGram, darling.

Abuelatron, mi amor.

It's your beloved stud-bucket, Sebastian.

Sorry, I've been MIA, babe.

- I was playing pickleball with the Pope. -

I'll call you back!

How dare you, sir?!

You're ripping off my poor, innocent Abuelatron!

Hi, there, I'm Brittany.

Ho, ho, ho, hello.

I'm Bender, baby.

So, I wanna tell you about a very special investment