Hard Women (Perrak)

Shit!

Shit...

"Shit" is all I hear from you.

What are you gonna say when you're in real shit?

- Crap! - Crap?

That has not as much class.

- That's what you say. - Yes, that's what I say.

There must be other parking spaces here.

Get out, I'll find a parking space. How much time do you need?

- Ten minutes! - OK.

You see? You can only do this with a small car,

and when you're young and smart!

And that's what you can do with a

big car when and you're old and rich.

You, shithead!

Joschi!

What do you want?

- I want you to ask me a question. - What kind of question?

- Why don't you pee on me? - Take your hands off me!

For people like you I don't even unzip my fly.

It's not my fault, Dad.

Yeah, yeah...

- He just crashed into me! - I've seen it.

Real nice shit, right?

Here's a blank cheque. Name me a figure.

- Take it Joschi. - What?

Take it!

- Well, well... - And tear it up!

And kick him in the ass!

I'm allowing you Joschi.

Stay, Eli, stay, stay!

What the hell did you find?

Joschi?

Joschi! - Yeah, what's up?

Morning dad, sleep well? - Joschi?

Who's in the bathroom?

You don't know her yet. Her name's Sonja.

- Sonja? - Yes.

Since when do Sonja's I don't know sleep at our house?

- Since when? - She got sick.

Not that too...

'Cause of the crappy cognac you bought.

- Stop joking around. - Now what then?

Joschi I have a feeling that you've...

- ...gone too far. - Joschi!

- Oh, hello.. - W-what?

That's Sonja, studies Art History. That's my father. Give paw, Sonja.

- Good day. - Eh yes...

Good day. Are you finished? Then I can take a bath.

- Yes, but I think I used your towel. - If that's the only thing...

- Joschi! - Yes?

You're paying for the overnight stay. Room with breakfast and bath. 32,50!

K241 - VICE - K245 DRUGS, OBSCENE LITERATURE - K313 - CAR THEFT

'Unnatural fornication', my God how it sounds the way you say it.

Please say it again.

In 'DA talk' such a thing is called 'unnatural fornication'.

Then you have to get used to another language Mr. DA.

- It's stupid I say! - But you knew it was pornography!

Who cares? In Denmark you can buy it at every street corner.

Under 18 too!

- In Germany other laws apply... - Yes, unfortunately.

- She bit me! - Who bit you?

What's her name, Ria or Rita...

It can't be Rita, she has no teeth left. - That will surely get infected.

Be happy she hasn't bitten in something else.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Bloody hell, when you have to go, you have to go.

- In the police report it says... - Show it to me.

This guy accuses me of being an exi..exi...

what did you say I am?

Public indecency. - No you said something else before.

- Exhibitionism. - That's it, exactly that!

Look at me. Do I look like a pig? - Toilet-SUSE.

Who? - Toilet-SUSE made the complaint.

She stalks good looking guys and when she's caught she turns the tables.

My colleague couldn't have known, he's new here. You can go.

You see? Now that's a human being!

Ah Jenny, nice of you to pay us a visit again.

Post-coital theft again? Why don't you get a new trick?

Can't you give me a hint, sweetie?

Stealing is old-fashioned, better raise the prices!

- Morning. - Morning, boss.

Keep your coat on,

the murder commission has a longing for us.

Perrak.

Yeah, it's OK. Put it to the other things.

- So, you found nothing near the corpse? - No.

- Nothing really? - Nothing at all.

Thanks.

I'm sorry Perrak, I know you're allergic to corpses,

but no one knows those floozies as good as you.

A hooker?

Could be, looks like a dancer or a stripper.

The girl was killed over 6 hours ago.

Do you know that exactly?

Pretty much, are you an expert on corpses?

Not as much as you but I'm asking if you've investigated thoroughly enough.

Dear Perrak, I have seen over 300 corpses on the job,

and when you look at the hypostasis... - Where did you go to college, Doctor?

- In Göttingen, if that matters. - Then I propose,

you drive to Göttingen tomorrow and ask for a scholarship refund.

Because the girl here...is a boy!

He's called Toni, and has the nicest Paraffinbusen of Northern Europe.

But convince yourself...

I have a hunch, Perrak,

you get along really well with corpses!

Thanks. Got any more hunches?

That it's a case for you!

Aha...

- 25 maximum. - Isn't that a bit stingy?

- 20 will be deducted for towing costs. - But's that's shi-...

OK then I return the piece of junk to where we got it from.

That's another 20. So, what do you want?

- Alright. - We still pay the best. Your name?

- Perrak. - How do you spell that?

Paula, Emil, 2x Richard, Anton - Crap! Perrak.

Petunienweg 37?

- Yep, how do you know that? - My old pal Perrak...

- You must be his son. - Yes.

Was it your car?

- Yes. - What do you want for it?

5 he gets, 5 Mark net.

5 Mark? You're talking out of your ass.

You can't do that to my buddy, Joe.

Make me an offer.

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...500! - Holy shit!

First you wanted to crucify me, but I did great, how about that?

- Funny. - Funny, why?

It's always funny when complete strangers suddenly act all friendly.

He isn't that strange, he said he knows you.

- Who knows me? - Kaminski's his name.

Well, well.

Kaminski?

What's the matter?

Go back to this Kaminski right now and tell him he can keep his dirty money.

But why?

- I'll explain later... - But...

For once -hold on- for once I want you to do as I say.

Where are you getting your hotheadedness from?

So...please Joschi...

Why isn't there a detergent commercial of you?

PERRAK! With the perfect softener!

Yes? Softe...

Perrak!

and because of that you'll understand, that the conduct of your son

put me in a certain temper.

I am however willing, to offer you my sincerest apologies

for this incident and so, and so on,

- Do you corroborate this story? - No, I paid for the damages, what else?

He's adamant you apologize, otherwise he's going to court.

I think an associate of the Economic Council can't afford a scandal.

- Offer him 3000 and he'll keep quiet. - I don't think so,

I got to know him: he's at least as stubborn as you. So?

Holy shit, are you my lawyer or his?

What am I paying you for?

Thanks, you can go.

I'll call you at the office tomorrow,

you'll surely have changed your mind.

And changed lawyers!

- Why are you doing this? - It's getting on my nerves!

You understand nothing. Nothing at all...

...about music.

OK, 5 Mark max, that's all it's worth.

It's better than nothing, Otto.

OK fine: 5,50.

Just a moment.

Pawn shop Obersdorf, yes?

I'll tell him right away, hold the line.

So... 5,50.

1, 2, 3, 4...5!

And the 50 piece...and that's a bonus for granny!

Thanks a lot.

What happens to a Bimbo who doesn't have papers?

Tell him, Casanova.

He bites the dust.

And what happens to a Bimbo who smuggled heroin?

He goes to the big house.

You're ungrateful Bimbo, you forget what

Kaminski has done for you, you can't just quit.

Stay put Bimbo, stay where you are.

My name isn't Bimbo and I want to get out of here.

And I want you to stay!

We still need you, get it?

Do you get it?

Yes... sir.

Telephone.

Is something up?

6 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock...

...what are you asking me for? I'm not a clock work.

When have you seen Toni for the last time?

He was a colleague of you, so...

...when was he here for the last time, when was his last performance?

Let me think, when was it...

OK you little perfumer, when?

Ah don't get rough honey, you'll ruin the milk of my bosom.

Pinky, don't jack up the price, your memory is pretty good.

Since when are we on a first-name basis?

I could also call you M'Lady or church assembly member if you prefer that.

That's active bribery, boss. You have to be careful with that.

And besides that, here we are all under the protection of Heinemann.