Doctor Who

Who the hell are you?

I'm you, from your future.

Tell me exactly what's happened.

Well, the exterior shell of the Tardis has drifted forwards in time.

If you step into the box now,

you step inside the control room a tiny bit into the past.

I don't understand.

Neither do I.

You just said it.

No, I'm just repeating it.

I'm just remembering what I heard myself saying

when I was standing where you are now.

And repeating it. I'm just repeating this, too. And this. And this.

Oh, I still don't understand.

- You still don't. - Okay, when does this Amy

step inside the box? We need to maintain the timeline.

Ah! As soon as she's slapped Rory.

- Okay. - Ha! No. Why do I get slapped?

Because we have to stick to the established chain of events.

One mistake and the whole timeline could collapse.

We'll end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and then what would you do?

- Oh! - Okay, you,

into the police box now.

- What, and then I become her? - Yes, go, go, go!

Do I really look like that?

Yeah. Yeah, you do.

Oh! I'd give you a driving license.

- Mmm, I bet you would. - Oh, this is how it all ends.

Pond flirting with herself, true love at last.