Tokyo Pop

Bitin' and scratchin' and pullin' my hair

Who has a way to make me wish that I was dreamin'

So I could wake up from this scary nightmare?

-It's you -You

And you drive me crazy

I say I can't stand it, then I beg you for more

-You -You

You make my b-b-b-brain go hazy

You, you, you, you

You, you, you, you, you

Ah

Shah

Oh, it's you

-You -You

And you're drivin' me crazy

I say I've had enough and then I still want more

-You -You

You make my brain go hazy

You, you, you, you

You, you, you, you, you

So, Mike, when do I get to do my song?

I don't know, baby.

We're talking about using some other girl.

Who?

Oh...

I don't give a shit anyway.

How you doin', TJ?

Dear Jane, got your postcard.

Must be fate 'cause I just saw this thing on TV

about American rockers becoming stars in Japan.

Figure if they can do it, so can I.

I'm tired of singing backup for creeps.

Hope you meant it when you said, "Wish you were here,"

'cause I'm comin' to Japan.

Love, Wendy.

But why Japan?

Because this entire city sucks.

Well, what's wrong with LA?

LA sucks too, it's just the weather's better.

Look. Look at this.

Do you know what this is?

What is this, a trick question? Mount Fuji.

No, no, no, peace of mind.

That's what this is.

- No kidding. - Yeah.

They really like American singers over there, you know?

Taxi!

Well, it's one for the money

Two for the show

Three to get ready, now go, cat, go

But don't you step on my blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but lay off my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step in my face

Slander my name all over the place

Do anything that you want to do

Oh, honey, honey, lay off my shoes

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but lay off them blue suede shoes

Oh!

Well, you can burn my house, steal my car

Drink my sake at the karaoke bar

Do anything that you want to do

Oh, honey, honey, lay off my shoes

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but lay off them blue suede shoes

Oh!

Oh, yeah yeah

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but lay off them blue suede shoes

Woo

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but lay off them blue suede shoes

Oh!

Yeah!

- Tokyo? - May I have bus ticket?

My bus ticket. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome aboard the Limousine Bus.

We are now leaving by expressway for Shinjuku-eki,

and the journey will take about an hour and 40 minutes,

but we may be delayed due to traffic conditions.

Please remain seated while the bus is on the move.

Thank you.

- "Rakuen, Rakuen." - "Rakuen, Rakuen."

"Paradise, Paradise."

- Card? - Yes.

Oh! Thanks!

Thank you.

Excuse me, maybe you can help me.

I'm looking for a place to stay...

Excuse me, do you speak English?

Of course not. Thanks.

Do you speak English?

Ah, sure do, honey.

- Really? - What do you need?

I just got here from New York,

and I called my girlfriend, and she's not there,

and I need a place to stay tonight.

Do you... can you help me?

Oh, why don't you stay in a ryokan?

Ryokan? What's a ryokan?

Oh, it's a Japanese inn.

All the gaijin stay there.

- Gaijin? - Ah. We're gaijin.

You're a gaijin, I'm a gaijin.

All foreigners are gaijin.

Okay, you know some... you know...

Oh, yeah, sure, sure, uh...

- Try Mickey House. - Mickey House?

Mickey House, it's in Itabashi.

Itabashi? Where? I don't...

Oh, I'm sorry.

Here, I'll write it down for you.

Thanks.

You're gonna have a great time here.

They love blondes.

English, um, Itabashi?

Mickey, you know, Mickey House?

No?

Keep your hands to yourself, all right?

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Hello?

Hi. Come on in.

Hi.

Shoes, please.

So, how's it going?

All right.

Kind of expecting something a little more Japanese.

Here at 810 Radio, you're in tune to the...

Stop it!

Hello?

Oh, hi.

You use top, okay?

Sure.

Hi.

Hey, the shower's not working, is there something wrong?

You need 100 yen.

There's a slot on the right.

You get ten minutes, okay?

Yeah, all right, thanks.

Christ sakes.

Thailand?

Well, when's she coming back?

You're kiddin'.

No, I don't want her number in Bangkok.

Look, forget it, okay?

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

You okay?

I was supposed to visit my girlfriend here,

and she went and she moved to Thailand.

Oh, that's tough.

You have a job?

No.

I guess I could work in a club or something. I'm a singer.

I work in a club. I'm a hostess.

Pays the most money.

Yeah, most of us guys teach English.

It's hard if you don't have a work visa.

If you want a job, see Alice.

- She'll fix you up. - Yeah, sure.

Let's be America, Wendy!

Wendy!

America.

Wendy!

Wendy, Wendy!

Oh, give me a home

Where the buffalo roam

And the deer and the antelope play

Where seldom is heard a discouraging word

And the skies are not cloudy all day

Home, home on the range

Where the deer and the antelope play

Where seldom is heard a discouraging word

And the skies are not cloudy all day

Oh.

Well, you can do anything, but lay off them blue suede shoes

Shit.

Is that the last train?

Oh, last train, last train.

Taxi!

- Hi. - Oh...

- Itabashi, Itabashi? - Next, next.

- No, no, no, Itabashi? - Next, next.

Taxi!

Taxi!

Ta... taxi, stop, stop!

Taxi!

Uh, Itabashi, yeah?

I, I don't have a map.

Taxi!

Stop!