The Robot Chicken Walking Dead Special: Look Who's Walking

Grr! Grr!

- Everybody say "Grr!" - Grr!

Welcome to "The Walking Dead" museum

Once our entire species faced extinction in an event known as "The Walkpocalypse"

After the disease was cured and it was cured, completely

both the walker saliva version and that thing where everyone's infected, anyway

we built this museum to remember the heroes who saved humanity from walkers, like me

Rawr!

And we're walkers and we're walkers

This is so cool!

This room is dedicated to the members of Rick and the Gang as they were known

Records are spotty but we believe the leader Rick Gremlin

was either in law enforcement or a member of a Village People tribute band

Rick had one child a beautiful girl named Carla

Together, they battled the undead and the living, including this monster

whom the scriptures call Neegnon

He was the leader of a rival softball team, the Lucilles

They finally brokered a truce when the lovely Carla agreed to marry Neegnon

This exquisite barbed wire bat was likely a wedding gift

Neegnon and Carla were happily married for many years

and had at least six children

And we're walkers and we're walkers

Oh, boy, I never knew all these amazing facts

That's because they're a load of crap!

Oh, my gosh, are you... the lovely Carla?

- It's Carl! - I'm so sorry, my lady

This whole museum is wrong!

You wanna know the whole story? Do ya?

Uh, will we still have time to hit the gift shop after?

I'm giving you the gift... of truth

Yeah, but...

The gift shop closes at 5:00 let me tell you how it really happened

It began, as all good stories do, with a monkey

Any idea what caused the outbreak, Dr. Jenner?

I bet it's monkeys it's always monkeys

Actually, no it's a common misconception

that some lonely wanderer in an African jungle

gets his rocks off in a hapless primate, doesn't bother to wipe

Comes home, and bangs his wife and then boom you've got the AIDS

- But that's not how science works - So... it's cool to... monkeys?

- Whoo-hoo! - Going to the Congo!

Yes, Marlee, they bought it now shut up and kiss me

It's just us now

Rick said I should look after you, and I will

Shane, what are you doing?

Rick said I should treat you like you were my wife

- He what? - Rick also said

I should touch your chest muffins

- Shane! Get out! - Now, listen, Lori

I don't want to do this but Rick said I should shower with you

Because he said I should wash your butt and Rick was very clear about that

Lori! Carl! I'm back!

Rick said that you should not tell Rick

anything that I said Rick said we should do at Rick's behest

- Rick said "behest"? - Rick said you'd say that

I think deep inside, they hang onto the memories of what they used to be

Then this one must remember crouching on her roof to scare away evil spirits

She's one gargoyle-looking fuggo three-bagger

- That's my wife - Whoo-whee! Gorgeous woman

No, I'm so sorry for your loss

She remembers this is our home

I wonder what else they remember

Some things never change, huh?

I wonder what this one remembers

Oh, shit! He's a goddamn master locksmith!

Bastards left me up here to die! Alone! Am I so damn horrible?

Don't Merle get to fall in love?!

Some place in this nightmare world

Is someone who thinks the same way

That chicks are dumb and racism's fun

And saying the "N" word is okay

And love's getting high on PCP

Is there anyone out there with the same kind of brain as me?

Somewhere there's a match for me

A stupid, brainless girl

Who also doesn't care for Jews

And shares all my small-minded views

I'll find you some place in this nightmare world

For you, my sugar tits

Looking for something, friend?

- Yeah, gas - Oh, I know where there's plenty of gas

- Hop on, and I'll show you - Okay, let's find you a saddle

- I prefer if you ride me raw dog - What?

How bad do you want that gas?

Rick, I hope you know I appreciated your enthusiasm

and I still respect you

Also, sorry about your shirt I was aiming for your hair

- Aah! - Uh-oh!

Oh, this doesn't look good!

Aah! Now I'll never see my wife and son!

- Ooh, wait, you've got a son? How old? - What difference...

- No time, how old?! - 12

Now we've both got something to live for!

Grr!

We've got 'em on the run now, Rick!

Uhh, Rick?

Ow, it hurts... so good! Bite me harder there

Ahh, shit that unicorn was right

This is never coming out

These walker gut ponchos are the perfect disguise so we blend in

God damn it, Carl!

Sophia! Sophia!

I'm pretty sure I left her right here!

Rick! Sophia!

- Where's Sophia? - What do you mean? She's right here

Hi, Mama, it's me, Sophia

Rick, what the... are you doing?

Nothing, some walkers came

I drove 'em off, and Sophia hid here, right, Sophia?

Yeah, Mama Mr. Rick saved me

I like him, he's nice

Rick, you're holding a log

Carol, if you're going to fat shame this little girl of yours

I'm not gonna stand for it

- Stop it! - Look over there, there's some walkers!

Sorry, Sophia, you're on your own!

Dale, turn back we're not gonna make it

We'll make it!

Dale, Dale, the RV King

Jumps the shit out of everything

Yeah!

Dale, Dale the RV king

All the fine dames get a prime... porking

Oh, yeah... that's what I was trying to take my mind off of

- Get ready, walkers! - Hey, that's our word!

You don't have the right!

Hershel, you need to come back home, Beth needs you

I had a drinking problem, Rick

It nearly tore my family apart

I was a different man when I was on the sauce

What do you mean?

Come on!

They're mine! Let's get it on!

I got your pouch, Joey!

I'm off to the Moon!

Holy shit who won, you or the kangaroo?

Like I said, I was a different man back then

I'm out!

Thanks, I'm out again!

I'm so sorry about your mama, Carl you go on now

- I'll take care of her before she turns - No, Maggie

- I should be the one to do it - All right, Carl

- Can I do it any way I want to? - I... I guess

I love you, mom

Hey, Rick? Something's wrong with that boy

Aah!

One more, hold on ah, there we go

That ain't going anywhere, sugar pie

Look at the flowers, Lizzie

- Look at the bunny, Lenny - The bunny?

Look at the Indian, McMurphy

Eat shit, Old Yeller

- Look at the flowers... - No!

Wow, lady, you are cold

- Look at the flowers, fellas - Oh, no!

You, look at the flowers

Man, this story's pretty dark so far

It's like they say, it's always darkest before the dawn

Unless your friend shoots you in the eye while you're covered in walker guts

but I behest

- Wait, am I using that right? - No

What was Terminus like?

Like if evil and hatred met on Tinder and didn't really hit it off

but hatred had money so at some point, evil was curious

and the cocaine fell like snow

What are you talking about?

The food was made of people!

- Even the chocolate butt pudding? - Especially the chocolate butt pudding

"Terminus... sanctuary for all?"

"Community for all? Those who arrive survive"?

Wait, what's that say at the bottom? Free musical theater?

- I love musical theater - I don't know, it sounds suspicious

Welcome to Terminus!