Just Roll With It

Welcome to "Just Roll With It!"

It's about to go down!

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Hey!

Hey, everybody!

Welcome to "Just Roll With It!"

This show is taped in front of a live studio audience.

You guys!

But here's where things are different.

You guys get to vote on what happens in each scene.

You've all been given remotes. Let's see everybody's remote.

- Woo! - Nice. Thank you for the woo, yes.

Great.

- Yeah. - Now at some points during the show,

you'll hear this sound.

And when you hear that, three options will appear on your screen.

And you'll get to vote to decide what happens to us.

Go on. Vote!

Now, we can't see what's on the screens right now,

so we have no idea what you're voting on.

And we also have no idea when in the scene it's going to happen.

But your votes will be instantly tallied.

And whatever you choose, we'll have to...

"Just Roll With It!"

All right. Are you guys excited?

Let's start the show.

What are you doing?

I'm cataloging Dad's old radio props

and getting a killer workout. I call them "chore squats."

Think you can go squat somewhere else?

No can do. I gotta keep this booty lookin' good.

Searching. How to make your brain forget the last 30 seconds forever.

At least I'm working. You're supposed to be taking out the garbage.

- I'm on it. - Blair, let your big brother give you some life advice

- on the things that... - "A," you're my stepbrother.

"B," you don't have a life.

And "C," I don't need a "C" 'cause "B" was a pretty sick burn.

How about "D," take out the trash.

Fine, I'm doing it.

Blair, you can't just slap stamps

on a bag of garbage and mail it.

Okay. Then you tell me what just happened.

If you're just tuning in with us,

we are speaking with one of our favorite guests:

Miss California, whose name is...

Miss California!

Yes, Byron, I'm here to answer questions

about my new school program.

Right.

The program that will...

get the kids... to...

Eat bananas.

Well, yes. It provides healthy lunches

to children across the state.

Yes, an appealing issue that is ripe for our times.

I'm sure the students will appreciate the fruits of your labor.

We'll be right back with this guest after these messages.

Boom! That was like, three fruit puns in two sentences.

That has to be a record.

Sweetie, you forgot to hype the backstage passes to Beyonce

we're giving away next month.

Sorry, but The Gator overslept. Without a co-host,

this morning's been bananas.

Stop doing fruit puns.

Look, those tickets equal ratings,

and as your general manager, let me remind you

that nothing is more important

than winning the monthly radio ratings.

Nothing? What about our children?

The children are a close second.

- I'm gonna get that stitched on a pillow. - You're not funny.

I'm a little funny. That's why you married me.

No, that's why I hired you.

I married you so I'd have one DJ

I didn't have to pay as much as the others.

Wait! How much are you paying The Gator?

- Blair, have you finished your homework? - Nope.

- And why not? - Because I'm watching videos

of circus clowns getting attacked by animals.

Blair, I don't want you watching videos of people getting hurt.

They're not people, Mom. They're clowns.

- Blair, as your older brother... - You're only one week older than me.

Yeah, but I skipped a grade,

so even though I have the body of a sixth grader,

I have the mind of a seventh grader.

No, you don't.

You're right. What sixth grader has washboard abs,

and can open a soda bottle just by flexing his butt muscles?

Please tell me that's not how you opened this.

Ask yourself, have I ever offered you a soda with the cap on?

Ta-da!

What is that?

It's my career day presentation to your class.

I made a photo collage

chronicling my journey from 20 years in the military

to being the manager of BEATZ 101.

Mom, I need "wow" factor.

Last year, Becky Sparx's mom

brought free frozen yogurt for the entire class!

I need to beat Becky Sparx and win career day!

I don't think career day is a competition.

Everything's a competition!

The Gator is still not here, and I need a psychic for the next segment now.

Dad, I can't be on the radio!

I have no formal radio training.

I hate to break it to you, but deep down,

I'm not the cool, calm, collected guy you think I am.

My ears are ringing. There's a tightness in my chest.

My life is flashing before my eyes.

Your wedding was beautiful, by the way.

Relax, buddy. Nobody's forcing you on the air.

Thanks. Last time Dad put me on the radio,

I froze up and started stress crying.

Took me a year to lose the nickname "Lil Wah Wah."

- I'll go on the air. - Great! Come on.

So, what are we doing?

Okay, audience.

one, two, or three.

You guys vote on what you want to have happen next.

Our actors are leaving the stage so we can prepare your choice.

Lock in your vote.

First one just happened.

- We're ready. Let's go. - We're ready.

Okay, you gotta see the handshake and everything.

- Okay, that's it. - Votes are in. -

Let's go back to the scene.

And, action.

- So, what are we doing? - You're gonna love this.

These are the Beyonce tickets I forgot to... Hey.

Thank you.

Let's check this out.

As you know, on Thursdays we play

"Breakfast Barf Bonanza."

This is a game where my daughter

will make the grossest meal she can,

and I have to actually eat it.

The ingredients are on this tray right here.

We have mayonnaise, lima beans,

we have jalapeno peppers.

- What is that? - Gefilte fish.

Oysters, and crispy grasshoppers.

Okay, you gotta make it.

You're gonna make this. Let's go, let's go with it.

Lima beans.

- Is that ma... Is that mayo? - Yep!

That's mayo! Aah! Ha ha!

- Grasshoppers look good. - Grasshoppers.

Ooh, some fish.

How about some oysters? That looks yummy!

Yes!

Aah, yeah. Ooh!

Make it spicy.

I actually had a grasshopper burrito yesterday, so...

Yeah, well, you're gonna have another one today.

Sorry.

Not sorry.

Great.

Anything for my listeners, baby.

Ew!

Low key, this is kinda good.

The oyster sets it off a little bit in the back of my throat, but...

It's kind of good.

Hold on, let's take a caller.

- Hey, Byron. - Hello!

I'm... I'm loving this game,

but it seems really unfair that the...

little girl doesn't have to eat something.

I think it's time you made something delicious for her.

Where did she come from?

Please!

See what we got here. Okay.

Baked beans. Diced onions.

- Well, okay. - Gummy worms.

Hot dog juice. And...

sardines.

I told you to be nice. So now, you're gonna pay.

Really? Seriously?

I'm gonna help you out a little bit with this.

Ha, ha!

The vanilla ice cream and sardines is gonna go well together.

Go eat. Go eat.

Here it goes.

Hey, Byron. Byron, I'm still on the line.

You're still on the line. Hey!

Yeah. You know what? You can't end the segment

without singing the "Breakfast Barf Bonanza" jingle.

The breakfast... Yeah!

- Yeah, you guys gotta sing that jingle. - I love that song.

Okay.

And we're out.

That's...

That was great!

We're out. Great job.

By the way, sorry I upstaged you.

Don't be. I can't believe you got on the mic and didn't start stress crying.

Come on.

Never give me sardines again!

I can't believe you got on the mic

and didn't start stress crying.