The Dream Team

(SINGING) We meet at evening time

This week at evening time

To know I'll spend an hour or two

Just with you

Then when the hour grows late

I love to hesitate

The moment seems so fleeting

While I am here repeating

I stand and say good night

It's grand to say good night

Then stay and say it over and over

By your door

The milkman hurries by

But, sweetheart, here am I

Again I fondly hold you

Repeating all I've told you

Stars shining bright above you

Night breezes seem to whisper I love you

Birds singing in the sycamore tree

Dream a little dream of me

Say nighty-night and kiss me

Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me

While I'm alone and blue as can be

Dream a little dream of me

Star fading but I linger on, dear

Still craving your kiss

That's better.

I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear

Just saying this

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you

I'll tell you something, That's the best backhand I've ever seen on Thorazine.

You want another one?

Time for group, William.

You could lose your privileges right there, Mr. Caufield.

I'll be consulting with Dr. Weitzman.

Okay, Kenny. Put your game face on. Here we go.

Ready?

Let me tell you something, Ken.

I've played some of the top Chinese guys.

If you ever work up a serve to go with that backhand,

it's gonna be a dark day in Peking, babe.

Want a practice one?

Here we go.

Attaboy. Now, focus.

All right? Attaboy.

Perfect.

(SINGING) ...does that star-spangled banner

Yet wave

Ianuzzi.

O'er the land of the free

And the home

Of the brave?

Holy cow, White! What a great day for a game.

Holy cow, White! What a great day for a game!

Albert, group.

What a great rendition of our national anthem.

And now the lineups for the Orioles and the Yankees.

It'll be John Candelaria pitching for the Yankees,

and Jeff Ballard for the birds.

For Baltimore, leading off,

playing left field, Pete Stanicek.

At second base, batting second, Billy Ripken.

Cal Ripken Jr. will be the shortstop, batting third.

Albert.

That's Brian's cupcake.

The catcher, batting fifth, Mickey Tettleton.

The designated hitter, batting sixth, Jim Traber.

Ken Gerhart batting seventh in center field,

Joe Orsulak will be in right field, batting eighth,

and batting ninth and playing third base, Rene Gonzales.

And for the New York Yankees, playing

third base, leading off, Wayne Tolleson.

Bobby Meacham batting second and playing second base.

McDermott, time for group.

That is a serious infraction of hospital rules.

This is the body and blood of our lord Jesus Christ.

And a damn fine Beaujolais.

You can't go like that. You're naked.

We are all naked in the eyes of the lord.

I'm gonna have to include this in my report to Dr. Weitzman.

Call not for a doctor but for an elder of the church.

Leviticus 5:14.

I told you.

I told you.

Tortured soul.

I know what you mean, Doc.

There's been a tendency to limit medication.

In looking at the chart, the general anxiety level in the Gomez case

indicates minor dosage increase.

I'm gonna say 25 milligrams amitriptyline.

25 milligrams won't make a dent in Gomez.

I'd go 50. He cried during Family Feud

last night. I could barely hear the questions.

Shouldn't you be in group, Henry?

I don't like to be alone in there.

They're very hostile towards authority.

Henry, I think you better get in there.

Well, okay.

I'll keep an eye on them.

Henry.

I'm not finished with that.

Looked just like mine.

These chairs are all wrong.

I can't leave you guys alone two minutes.

Albert, you're facing the wrong way.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee

Don't you know what a semicircle is?

I don't want him next to me.

He smells like tuna fish.

Look what you did.

Four minutes and 27 seconds, Mr. Caufield.

There are some patients that just make

a therapist want to shake his head.

Straighten out that chair.

Hey, Henry, imagine this...

My chair is straight, and all the other chairs are out of order.

Now, there's a real mind bender for you, right?

You're living in a fantasy world, William.

Dr. Weitzman is not gonna like this.

This group will not start

until you straighten out that chair.

All right. I don't want to have to do this.

The orders came down this morning.

I've been officially put in charge of this group.

American Psychiatric Society. Chair stays where it is.

Let me see that.

Nah. Sorry. Classified.

I know one of your fantasies when I hear one, William.

If you don't straighten out that chair,

I'm gonna straighten it out for you.

All right.

I'll straighten out the chair!

Looks like one of our chairs tried to make a break for it, huh?

Billy did it, Dr. Weitzman. It'll all be in my report.

Look, you're all feeling a little bit on edge these days.

It's very normal when you're coming off medication. Bill?

But you gotta believe me, these chairs...

Are innocent.

Now, sit down, Bill.

Come.

Okay, team.

Before we begin, Henry, would you take the jacket off, please?

And put the clipboard away. We're gonna be using my notes today.

Good. Thank you.

Okay! Who wants to start?

You want to talk about what just happened here?

Oh! (SIGHING)

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I just flashed back to Nam.

You never made it to Vietnam, Bill.

He was too violent for Vietnam.

I wish you'd take some of this

imagination and start writing again, Bill.

Doc. I get up. I take a shower. I put on my clothes.

What do you want from me?

Well, last time we talked about

trying to accept reality as it is, you know,

and not make it up as you go along.

Dr. Weitzman, I don't see how William

expects to make any kind of progress.

He never reads my reports. No wonder he's never done anything.

What do you call finishing second at Daytona?

Bill, a half-dozen speeding tickets in Miami

doesn't make you a race car driver.

You told me you played for the New York Rangers.

Are you saying I didn't?

Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either.

That guy had no right to be an NHL referee.

However, it did get you

into our little group, didn't it?

I say we skip him and move on to someone of greater consequence.

We'll be with you in a minute, Jack.

All right, Bill. Bill.

Why don't we start by reviewing some goals from last time.

Okay.

What about my new goal? Daryl Hannah.

All right. Can we just stay out of fantasy for just a minute, please?

If you're talking about a relationship,

how about one with a regular girl?

Why don't you let me out so I can find a regular girl?

Nurse Kremmel looks like Luca Brasi.

All God's creatures are beautiful.

Not her.

No, not her.

Dr. Weitzman, I think we should

devote this entire session to William.

He's way behind the rest of us.

Can we take another vote on Henry's lobotomy?

Come on! Let me have a show of hands?

That was never discussed. Was it?

Come on, Doc. You could vote too. Put it up.

I'm not gonna vote. Sit down. Come on.

Put your hand down, Jack.

We had a majority.

All right. Jack. Now, last time

we had you set a goal for yourself.

Well, my original goal was to rid my agency of Satan's influence...

And to bring Jesus Christ back into

the advertising business, where he belongs.

Yes, but I think that the revised goal that we talked about

was finding a position for Jack McDermott, not for Jesus Christ.