Jane the Virgin

Okay, here we go.

Jane got married to Michael, but she had a son with Rafael.

And Michael and Rafael were...

yeah, pretty tense.

Also tense, Jane's father, Rogelio.

See, he was in a race with his rival, Esteban,

to make the leap from telenovelas

to American levision.

Unfortunately, Esteban had the lead.

Esteban got the part on Hawaii Five-O.

But, Rogelio had a new best bro,

Rafael...

He's a real cutie.

Who he recently discovered was handsome.

And Rafael said he'd introduce Rogelio to his friend,

a big-time Hollywood producer.

Oh, and Xiomara was also looking for a change.

And she decided to search for a new career.

And Alba had a new career, too,

at the Marbella gift shop.

And while we're on Alba,

Jane was basing her novel

on her grandma's life.

Only Alba didn't want to

share the letters from her estranged sister.

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And speaking of complicated family dynamics,

Rafael's mother was a crime lord.

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And she was murdered!

And that she left a Bible

with some mysterious words underlined.

"Angels guard the sun."

I know, cray-cray, right?

Let's see, what else?

What else? Um...

Jane and Michael were moving out of their place,

so you might see boxes.

Oh, I know what else!

There was a new love affair sweeping the Marbella...

Petra and Scott.

Yeah, that Scott... The one Jane hated.

But here's the thing, it wasn't really Petra.

It was her twin sister, Anezka.

See, Anezka had paralyzed Petra

and taken her place.

- And finally, - (shrieks)

after three freakin' months,

Jane realized...

I don't think that's Petra.

Which, my friends,

is where we left off.

As you all well know,

our Jane always had strong opinions.

- _ - Okay, here's why I think you

should reevaluate your Disney World decision.

- Jane... - Just hear me out.

Lina's sister won free tickets on the radio,

so it won't cost anything.

And yes, it's a school day,

but we'll be home by 8:00

and I'll do all my classwork in advance,

I promise.

Please, Abuela. You can trust me.

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Ah, yes.

Priorities.

I don't care that Paulina's

pretending to be her sister,

she needs to end up with Carlos Daniel

and he needs to stay the heck away from Gemma.

Like I said,

Jane always had strong opinions.

So when she was unsure...

well, it was a pretty big deal.

On the one hand, if Anezka did paralyze and impersonate Petra,

well, then so many things would make sense.

There's a sentence you don't hear every day.

But on the other hand, it's... (exhales)

Straight out of a telenovela?

- Crazy. - Totally crazy.

But what if it's true?

Then we have to do something.

But what if we do something and it's not true?

Then things will get even worse.

Hard to imagine things getting worse

between Petra and Jane.

Or Petra and Rafael, for that matter.

And I will tell the cops,

unless you sign your shares over to me.

You have 24 hours.

Jane...

it can't be true.

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But what if it is true?

No, stop, I just convinced myself it couldn't be.

But that would explain her weird behavior.

Maybe we should see what the cop thinks.

The cop thinks you need more evidence, as discussed.

Thanks.

- You okay? Don't worry,

we'll be getting back to that teddy bear.

Yeah, yeah, just sore.

Trying to get back in shape

so I can pass my physical for work.

Oh. Well hey, if you ever want to use the Marbella gym...

Oh, maybe I'll take you up on that.

Cool, I'm there most days

around lunch, so, hope to see you.

Cool, cool.

Bye, buddy. (kissing)

Oh. (laughs)

All right. Bye. Bye.

Let's see how long she can wait before...

That was sweet, huh?

Him inviting you to work out at the Marbella?

Yeah.

So...

are you gonna go? (chuckles)

Maybe.

I mean, it's just that

Rafael is making an effort.

And it would be, you know,

nice if you said yes to the date.

Not a date.

Sorry, sorry, the meet up.

The workout, the hang.

If I say yes,

you promise not to make a big deal out of it?

Yes. (scoffs) Yeah, of course.

No problem.

- I'll text him. - Cool.

Ooh. (sniffs) Somebody has a stinky diaper.

Let's go change you, Mr. Sweetface.

- (joyful music playing) - Daddy and Michael

are going on a date!

Daddy and Michael are going on a date!

Ooh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (whoops)

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They're really going on a date?

Yes!

Well, we're not allowed to call it that, but yes.

Honestly, I feel like they're putting the past behind them,

- finally. - (scoffs)

It's nice when people do that.

Move on from the past.

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Yes, last rehearsal before recital,

full house.

Come on, Abuela.

I really want you to reconsider

showing me your sister's letters.

A sister, I'll remind you,

she hasn't spoken to in 42 years.

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Exactly. I don't know them.

And I've always wanted to learn about our family.

You know that.

Plus, I'm writing this novel

and those letters are

full of details, right?

Things you can't make up.

Please, Abuela.

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And you won't have to, I promise.

I won't bring her up again.

You can trust me.

Thank you!

I love you!

Mwah!

It was only a matter of time.

You always give in to her.

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I'm with Xiomara on this one.

Remember the Disney World cliffhanger?

Okay...

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Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I have to call Lina.

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Somewhat less trustworthy...

Thanks for dropping off the girls.

Now I hope you have the paperwork.

You are now officially in control of my hotel shares.

But I wish you wouldn't do this.

We'll update you if we find a buyer.

I'm sure they'll keep you on

as part of the transition team.

Ah, if only.

This is, uh... this is Elsa's new bear.

It was the only thing that stopped her tantrum last night.

Told you we'd get back to the bear.

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Good. Tell him I'm glad.

He says he is glad.

Also, thanks for inviting him to the gym.

Um, I didn't say that.

No, that part was from me.