There's Nothing Out There

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm awake.

Okay.

I'm awake and I'm alive.

I'm alive, awake.

I'm in my father's car.

I'm dead, he's gonna kill me.

Oh my god, a falling cloud!

There's nothing out there.

Whose bedrooms?

It's wild and it's lively.

It's wild and it's lively.

I don't see anything, it's probably nothing.

Jesus you scared me, scared me.

Hey dude!

Nothing to worry about alright?

Alright, alright.

He's driving me crazy.

I think I stepped on something.

Like what, what, what, what?

Hey dude!

Catching feelings for us

Green eyes.

You're gonna be eaten.

Green eyes.

I don't like it here.

Hey dude!

Uh uh.

Did you see it?

Did you see it?

Need a shaving, son-of-a-bitch!

Well that was a stupid thing to do!

Uh oh.

This is one of my favorite stories when I was your age.

So what'd you think of it?

I know you may not have gone through all 11 pages,

after all I only give you a week to read it.

Anybody get up to page four?

John?

Darlene?

Here's a question I'm sure you can answer.

How long till spring break?

38 seconds!

That's good, you should all major in math,

but your assignment for this vacation is,

listen up!

A 3,000 word composition on what you did this vacation.

Everyone hear that?

Repeat!

A 3,000 word composition!

Topic?

Vacation!

Dismissed.

Now let me get this straight.

It's a house in the woods,

with four bedrooms, a pond,

and nobody else for miles around?

Sounds great!

Yeah, too great.

Does it have other things like water, heat, electricity?

It has everything!

Come on, I've been there tons of times.

How about bathrooms?

I've always been very fond of bathrooms.

- Hey, she likes the big one. - How's the wildlife?

It's wild and it's lively.

What do you want?

Great, let's get packed and get out of here.

David.

Yeah?

Coming?

I don't think so.

- Here we go again. - No really, I'd like to.

No you wouldn't.

Yes I would, it's just that,

well I promised Janet we'd do

a little work over the break.

Alright, work over at the house.

No, you don't understand.

Her parents are really conservative

and I just don't think it'd be a good idea.

Janet, would you like to come up?

Does she understand anything I'm saying?

Oh yes, I study English for a long time

before I left Brazil.

Great, would you like to come along to the house?

I'd love it.

Am I invited?

No, we're playing with your head?

What?

Of course you're invited Janet.

Nick will you tell Mike to stop teasing her?

Great.

David she's coming, you?

Well, don't think it's gonna be a little crowded?

Not if you're on top.

What did he say?

Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Are you sure?

Whose are these?

These are the ugliest things I've ever seen in my life.

Okay.

I'm dying here, how much longer?

About another six miles.

That's six too many.

Where's the food honey pie?

Baby face.

Sugar tits.

Doreen.

Yes darling dork.

Sweetie scum.

Needle dick.

Okay I'm sorry.

Why sorry?

I think that's cute.

David why don't say things like that to me?

Stop the small talk,

we have something interesting ahead.

Slow down.

I mean there's no body.

No proof the girls dead.

I mean you saw that car,

what the hell hit that, an animal?

A damn strong animal if it was.

She drives off the road and then gets attacked.

One hell of a night.

Hey, I found some blood up there, to the right.

Well this is a fun vacation Nick.

Too bed we have to go home now.

Come on, you're not gonna let a little thing

like that scare you are you?

Yeah, wanna bet?

Can we please go home?

Look, take the wheel rotate it that way...

Forget it man, we've gone this far we're going all the way.

You don't understand, we just went through a warning.

Don't forget, I have rented out every single

horror film on videotape, and what we just went through

is called a warning stage.

Come on, none of us girls are scared.

Are you?

What is this, peer pressure?

Is that what we're talking about now?

Really Mike, it's logically stupid

for you to be worried by this.

Logically stupid?

Is that what you said?

Logically stupid?

Is this the person representing brilliance on our trip?

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!

Oh, here's mistake number one.

We're here.

No shit.

Name a horror film.

Any horror film.

I can think of about 10 right now.

What are you talking about?

This place is beautiful.

Oh yeah, wait till nightfall.

Well I don't care what you think.

I just don't want to still be in this car at nightfall.

Now are we gonna stay in this car?

Because if we are, I'm about to fart.

You got alarm in this place? What good would that do?

We're talking my parents here, right.

I had nothing to do with this.

I was just 10-year-old kid coming up here on weekends.

Wow, this place is great?

You like it?

Like it?

This place is perfect.

Where's the bedrooms.

Upstairs.

You're just gonna act like nothing's happened?

Do you realize if an insane madman came around here

hunting for flesh that nobody could help us?

I'm talking emptiness here.

What about the phones?

I mean we do have phones here remember?

Oh yeah, I remember that.

Hello, help, someone!

There's a killer after us!

Please come quick!

Oh, two-hour drive?

Yes we'll be here. I don't know how many pieces we'll be in,

but we we'll be here.

You'd think they created most of this in your head.

A girl drove off the road in a storm.

It happens every day.

You know Janet, you're right.

I'm jumping to conclusions and overreacting.

I'm just letting all the horror films

I've ever watched get to me.

I should overcome my fears right now.

Why don't I take a nice stroll down that dirt path

into the woods late tonight all by myself

and then afterwards I can go skinny-dipping

in the pond, and while I'm at it,

I can wave bright white flags around