Naomi

Last time onNaomi...

Someone stole the disc.

Everything that happened at STAR Labs,

it's all getting really dangerous.

Awesome!

What the hell is Dilustel?

Naomi, I don't feel so good.

Using Dr. Bell's technology.

Then if we use the transmitter...

...we can track aliens.

They found your birth rock.

But, I think Commander Steel

is starting to suspect I'm hiding something.

I was able to pinpoint the extraterrestrial activity.

The alien we're looking for

is here at the party.

Patient is responsive. Negative PLR.

BP 110 over 60, pulse strong but erratic.

We're ten out. Over.

Are there aliens in Port Oswego?

No.

I was going to say, "Definitely not."

But, you can never be too sure.

What do you mean?

What happened tonight showed me that everyone has secrets.

Sometimes the people you think you know the best

are the ones you don't really know at all.

This has to be a mistake.

Um, maybe the device is wrong.

You really think there's an alien here in my house at this party?

This is like Crooked Houseor The Incredible Theft.

Agatha Christie?

She's like the J.K. Rowling of crime fiction without the offensive tweets.

If this is true, this means that someone has been lying to me.

It means that someone is still lying to me.

Maybe they don't know they're an alien.

You didn't know until Superman.

Why would an alien who didn't know they were an alien steal the disc?

They wouldn't. It could be anyone.

Seriously, babe?

I wish I was an alien. Literally, that's what I wished for,

for my eighth birthday.

Besides, would I really out myself?

If I were a secret alien, I would tell you immediately

so we could be an iconic superhero duo.

Like the lady version of Batman and Robin,

but with powers.

Whoever it is, we need to find out before the party is over.

How are we supposed to do that?

What's going on in here?

Nothing.

Naomi, I just came to tell you that the champagne has been poured.

So now would be the perfect time for anything you might have planned.

That rhymes with most or ghost?

A roast? No way!

You and Mr. M are marriage goals to the extreme.

-A toast... -Oh!

...like the one I've seen you secretly working on for days?

A toast! Right.

Er, I'll be right there.

-Nathan! -Oh.

I've been looking for you.

Yeah, I was just about to go do the toast.

What are you guys doing in there?

Nothing.

You know I love that.

I know.

Twenty years is a long time.

I'm lucky to have known my parents for 16 of them.

They are the best parents in the world.

Although, I might be biased.

What's the secret to a happy marriage?

I think it's... trust.

I'm pretty sure my parents

always tell each other the truth,

even when those truths are painful.

Like when one person always overcooks the chicken.

Or the other always insists on playing Coldplay

literally any time we're in the car.

I want to thank all of you for coming out tonight.

I love you so much, Mom and Dad.

To Greg and Jen!

To Greg and Jen!

You really think there's an alien here, in my house, at this party?

It could be anyone.

I totally stan the McDuffies.

Their anniversary felt like my anniversary.

Is that weird?

I'd say the party was pretty normal.

Um, except for the snacks.

A lot of weird cheeses.

I didn't see Naomi much after her speech,

but she seemed normal.

Totally normal.

If Naomi have been dealing with something I would have known.

Like I said, BFF.

There are at least 40 people here.

That's a lot of suspects.

The Internet has a ton of great ideas

about how to identify one.

"Aliens might use outrageous physical accents to hide in plain sight."

Why does Lourdes have purple hair?

Come on, we were all thinking it.

Whoever's on my street that night took the disc.

We need to check alibis.

But, it's not like we can just go around and ask people.

Maybe we don't need to ask

but, you already had my social media handle.

-Mine too. soccerislife.believe. -

What? Ted Lassois dope.

These photos are for an online party album.

It's a different thing.

Thanks.

Jacob, is it working?

Yep. It's coming through right now.

Wow. I like pasta as much as the next guy,

but does a meatball really need a close up?

Once we get the exif data, you should be able

to triangulate everyone's location to see who's on my street that night.

I feel like James Bond right now.

Actually, hon, you're more like Q.

But, he's the real hero anyway.

Mrs. Lipschitz, hi!

I was just wondering if you were on any social media?

-Instagram, Twitter-- -Is that about birds?

Sometimes.

My daughter's on the TikTok.

That's great, but it's just TikTok.

There's no "just" about it.

She says that the TikTok is a very big deal.

No one's supposed to be in here.

Can I help you with something?

Yeah, I'm in the market for a tattoo, but no one was upstairs.

Nice place.

I've been thinking about doing some training myself.

I'm sorry. It's a private gym.

There sure are a lot of weapons.

I'm just wrapping up a session.

I'm happy to take you upstairs and show you some of my designs...

for your tattoo.

I'm in no rush.

How long have you lived in Port Oswego?

Twenty years, almost.

That's a long time.

You must know the people in this town pretty well then.

Some more than others.

I try to keep to myself.

I don't mean to be rude, but I should get back to my training.

Of course.

I'll give that tattoo some thought.

So that's everyone.

Except for my mom's co-worker Craig, who told me he prefers

to live off the grid.

He was actually camping at Crater Lake until last night.

Craig's off the hook.

How many people were on my block the night the disc was stolen?

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh? What do you mean "Uh-oh?"

No way. That can't be right.

There were three people on Naomi's block that night,

which means we have three suspects.

Nathan, Anthony and Lourdes.

"Did anything unusual happen at the party?"

Not really. It was all like pretty standard stuff.

It's not Nathan, Lourdes or Anthony.

They're our friends. Nathan's my boyfriend.

Boyfriend? When did that become official?

Last night.

Last night?

As in a full 24 hours ago? Unacceptable.

It's not a big deal.

A relationship status change is number one on the list of reasons

to call your BFF immediately.

I know. I'm sorry.

Do you guys really think that one of our friends is a secret alien?

We have to at least consider it.

They were in your neighborhood.

Plus, they knew about the disc.

Well, it's definitely not Anthony.

He reacted to the Dilustel at camp.

What's Dilustel?

It's basically an alien crystal that makes anyone

who's not an alien lose their minds.

If we're going to investigate,

we need to do it without letting them know that we're investigating.

Look at you thinking like the Queen of Crime.

Agatha?

Yes, some of her tropes don't hold up that well.

But, the woman published like a million books.

I wish we had a polygraph.

Maybe we don't need a polygraph.

Polygraphs, they track your physiological change, right?

Your blood pressure, your perspiration, your heart rate.

I have superhearing.

I can tell if their heart speeds up.

Babe, you're a human lie detector.

That's... that's very cool.