Lip Sync Battle

He's gone gold, he's gone platinum.

Now let's see you go crazy.

It's your host, LL Cool J.

You got to love that right there.

Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle".

You know what it is.

You've seen it on TV, online, everywhere,

so you know the game is simple.

Two stars lip-sync two songs.

The audience decides who did it the best, okay?

They pick songs knowing the audience is looking

for style, lip-sync ability,

and just overall skills to pay the bills, okay?

Here to help me is our color commentator.

She's the voice of the people, the C.E.O. of sync.

She's the lovely and talented, my girl Chrissy Teigen!

Oh!

Go Chrissy, go Chrissy!

So, Chrissy,

will you show them the Championship belt?

Can I "Price Is Right" it for you?

Yeah, yeah.

You can't wear any of those other trophies,

you know what I'm saying?

You can wear our prize.

This is real, all right.

So, are you ready for an epic battle?

Let's welcome our performers.

They're a comedy team of equals until after tonight.

First up, from "Broad City"...

... Abbi Jacobson!

Yo! Here we go!

Hey!

And now, let's meet Abbi's opponent.

Her comedy partner from "Broad City"...

her about-to-be-former BFF...

... Ilana Glazer!

All right, all right, all right.

Okay.

To see who goes first, we asked Ilana,

and she said they both agreed she would.

That's how it goes.

But Abbi slipped me $5, okay,

so, Ilana, have a seat in the VIP lounge.

Abbi, come on over.

We're about to get it in.

Oh, man. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

You ready to go to war?

Oh, I am.

I've never been so ready in my entire life.

- You're super ready. - It's own right now, yes.

- You're absolutely ready. - Feel good.

- New York ready. - Yeah, I feel New York good!

Yes!

Everybody say "New York good!"

New York good!

All right, so, what's your first song you picked?

Ooh, I can finally reveal it.

Yeah, yeah, you can.

All right, my first song tonight will be "The Humpty Dance."

Here with her faux performance,

Abbi Jacobson with... "The Humpty Dance."

Oh, my God, Abbi.

Check it out, y'all.

Come on.

Yo, man.

Why did you pick that song?

I know that that song

is one of Miss Glazer's sexy songs.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Hold, hold, hold, hold. Let... let's back up. - Yeah.

Are you telling me that the Humpty Hump makes her horny?

Yes. My goal was to psych her out with horny.

- Oh, so have her over-freaked. - Yes!

You know, like... like rubbing her back

so pulls her checkbook out.

Exactly, yeah.

I feel you.

- Abbi, you and Ilana switch places. - Okay.

- - Come on up.

Chill out. Hang out out in the lounge.

All right, now.

Now, look.

You know, when I look in your eyes,

I can see you have the eye of the tiger.

You and me.

I think that's either our connection...

maybe it's just me,

but also I think that could be our connection.

I'm not sure, but thank you.

We're connected, baby.

- Thank you. - Don't sleep on me.

Ooh!

Anyway, anyway, what song is it gonna be?

It's gonna be OutKast's "Hey Ya!"

- Whoa!

Okay, This is Ilana Glazer with "Hey Ya!"

Uh!

All right, now.

All right, now, fellas...

Yeah?

Now, what's cooler than being cool?

Ice cold!

I can't hear you!

I say, what's... what's cooler than being cool?

Ice cold!

Yeah?

Now, we gonna break this thing down for just a few seconds.

Now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing.

I want to see y'all on y'all's baddest behavior.

Lend me some sugar!

I am your neighbor! Oh! Here we go!

Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.

Thank you.

Whew!

Yo.

Abbi Jacobson...

Miss "J"? Miss Jacobson?

What did you think? What did you think?

I think it had promise.

- -

It's about to get ugly.

About to, yeah.

But right now, it's very pretty and cute.

All right, Ilana.

It's time to join Abbi in the lounge.

You guys... you guys don't, you know...

Chrissy, what did you think?

I thought they were both fantastic.

Kind of unassuming.

I didn't expect that to come out of either of you,

so I was pleased.