Malibu Rescue

Aah!

There's nothing students appreciate more on the last day of school

than a nice, clean campus.

Yeah! No more school!

Hello, freedom.

-Have a good summer, Tyler! -See you, Tyler!

Watch this.

Hey, no skating on school grounds.

Whoa!

-Officer Wagstaff, did you see that? -What?

-You skatin' on school grounds? -I could have gotten hurt.

Not if you wasn't skatin' on school grounds.

Oh, whoa, this is a really nice car, Craig.

Everybody loves the Miats, brahts.

Yeah, the... Miats is pretty sweet.

Oh, bummer about that stain on your car seat, though.

What stain?

What the...

Whoa! That was a lot bigger than I thought it would be.

-Well, I'm gonna go. -You're dead!

Hey!

What the--

Oh, hey.

-What did I tell you about skatin'? -I swear I wasn't.

-That's disappointing. -You're comin' with me.

Perfect.

Diane, doorbell!

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Diane!

I'm making a video!

Sasha, get the door!

Why are you ringing the doorbell? You live here.

Afternoon, Sasha.

Hey, Bernice.

What'd he do this time?

Come on, Mom. It's not my fault.

Oh, it's never your fault.

Sasha, I'm his mother. I will handle this.

Oh, it's never your fault.

I'm not even angry. I'm just disappointed.

Sasha, please.

I'm not even angry. I'm just disappointed.

-You should be angry. -Nobody asked you, Roger.

Diane, the boy is out of control. He only thinks of himself.

-Mom, Craig made me fall off my board. -So you vandalized a police car?

Tyler, someone could've gotten hurt today.

-We expect better from you. -Sasha, stop speaking for me.

We really do expect better from you.

Honey, you can't keep acting out when someone does something you don't like.

Officer Wagstaff thinks spending your summer helping the school custodian

-will teach you a lesson. -Oh, come on.

How will picking up trash teach me anything?

-I agree with Tyler. -Again, nobody... Wait, you do?

Real Estate Agent of the Year. Little League Coach of the Year. Oh!

-Dad of the Year. - I gave him that one.

What can I say? The man loves a mountable engraved keepsake.

Unless you plan on spending the rest of your life being a professional screwup,

you need to make some changes.

Let me tell you about the summer I became a man.

Roger, please. I don't need to hear about the year your hedges grew in.

"Malibu Beach Junior Rescuer"?

"...of the Year."

This program, Tyler, taught me courage, honor, sacrifice.

-Something you know nothing about. -Honey, where are you going with this?

Diane, the boy thinks he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

Trust me, Junior Rescue,

it is just the thing he needs.

Wait. His punishment is hanging out at the beach all summer?

-Mm-hm. -I don't tell my mom how to punish you.

Don't tell your dad how to punish me. You're right, Roger.

A summer at the beach is exactly what I deserve.

Vooch? You're driving to the Junior Rescue program?

-This just keeps getting better. -Yeah, it does!

-Why's it better? -Because I'm spending summer in Malibu,

and being driven by my favorite driver.

You mean that? I always thought we had a connection,

but I didn't know if you felt the same.

-What if it was all in my head? -Don't make it weird.

Well, hop aboard the Vooch train!

Wait, I'm goin' to Junior Rescue too!

Wait for me!

Hey, there! You goin' to Malibu Beach Junior Rescue?

No, I'm just working out at a bus stop 'cause that's a thing I do.

-All right. You have a good day. -Uh--

I was being sarcastic.

She's scary.

Hold up!

I knew I should've set two alarms.

Hey, I'm Tyler.

Gina.

Eating some eggs there?

Good protein. Want one?

Nah, I had a dozen before I left.

I got you all packed up.

Sunscreen. Water shoes.

A life ring?

If they had more of those on the Titanic,

-that movie would've ended in a wedding. -Mom, you have to relax. I'll be fine.

There's the bus. Wish me luck.

No, wait. Wish me a water-based emergency.

Something with sharks. See you at five!

Hey!

Hi! I'm Lizzie. How awesome is this? Junior Rescue!

I can't wait to get to the beach and--

She's gonna chug that whole thing.

Oh, my gosh. I hope she doesn't choke.

But if she does, don't worry. I'm CPR certified. I know the Heimlich maneuver.

Once, I thought this guy was choking so I gave him the Heimlich.

But he was just laughing. I broke his rib, he sued my parents.

Are you choking?

Aah!

Yeah, she wasn't choking.

Oh, boy, they're headed up the hill!

I did not have a big enough breakfast for this.

You can do this. So winded. Shouldn't be trying to talk right now.

Oh, the Pier. We must be close.

No, he's passing it!

Why is he passing it?

Yo, what is that?

Whatever it is, bro...

it's not from Malibu.

Yeah! All right, dudes. We're at the sand! Yeah.

This is my punishment?

This is gonna be the best summer ever.

All right, you kids have fun. I'm gonna...

Ah, you don't care what I'm gonna do.

Can't wait to get in the water.

We're gonna be lifeguards. At a real beach.

Did you know you're 100% more likely to get attacked by an octopus

at a beach than in a pool?

That's a fact.

That's gotta be... a world record.

Uh-oh. I'm goin' down!

I'm okay.

Rode...

bike...

from Valley...

Me.... Eric....

What? That's, like, 20 miles.

Man down!

Eric, you have to keep your feet elevated.

Helps get the blood back to your brain.

Ew! I just saw up his shorts.

Come on, bro. Come on. All right.

Am I dead? Is this heaven?

Better.

It's Malibu.

- Hey, watch it! - My bad! Sorry!

Oops! Don't worry, I got it!

Looks like you could use a hand. I'm Tyler.

Oh, wow, thanks, Tyler. I'm so late.

Looks like you're the one who could use a hand.

That'd be great.

Wouldn't it?

Jeffy, you seen my great big candy bar?

-Come on. What's that all over your face? -Don't worry. I'll get that.

Now you're gonna get ants in your mouth.

I think we should set up over there, because I wanna be close to the water,

but not to need to move when the tide comes in.

Set up your beach chair? What are you talking about?

-We're kicking it at the beach all summer! -Do you even know what Junior Rescue is?

I do not.

What are you doin' just standin' around, beach rats?

Aah!

What's up? My name's Brody.

This is my bro, Spencer.

And that is Spencer's bro, Logan, who is also my bro.

'Sup?

And these are the rest of the Malibu Beach Junior Rescue Captains.

Over the next two weeks, it is our job

to turn you steaming pile of fish turds into Junior Rescue.

I thought just by coming here we're Junior Rescue.

Oh, no. This is the training.

At the end, there's this big test.

We pass that, then we're actual Junior Rescue.

-Now, we're just fish turds. -...joy of being captain.

-Then what am I supposed to do with this? -I'll show you what you can do with this.

Is this a joke to you?

You think this is just some day at the beach?

Isn't it?