Better Call Saul

Excuse me.

-May I help you? -Oh, I really hope so.

What can I do for you?

My firm submitted plans for Mesa Verde Bank...

...we're building a branch here.

Sure, I think I saw that come through.

As I was cleaning up, refiling all our plans internally...

...I realized I was missing one of the old versions.

We had some late changes to the conference room dimensions...

...so different versions floated around.

Things got complicated, sorry.

So long story short, I think it's possible the wrong version...

...ended up in our proposal.

-Oh, dear. -Yeah.

So I have the correct plans here...

...and I was hoping to just take a look at the approved plans to compare them?

-Just to make sure. -Okay.

But if they're wrong, you have to--

Refile. Yeah, I know.

I just wanna make sure they're the wrong ones...

...before I get into it with my bosses.

No problem.

-Mesa Verde? -Yes.

-Do you have the address? -8783 Baylor Street.

-I'll be right back. -Thank you.

Here we go.

-Oh, I'll come around to you. -Oh, good, thanks.

Okay.

Yup. Dates match. That's a good start.

All right, conference room is on sheet A 1.1.

And room dimensions should be 15-foot-6 by 12-foot-6.

Fifteen-foot-six by 12-foot-6.

Great.

Break or sprain?

Your foot.

A sprain. I started trail running a couple months ago.

Went for a run last week, wasn't paying attention...

...got my foot snagged in one of the roots. Just twisted my ankle.

Do you have a setback for that conference room wall...

...at 2 feet, 10 inches?

Yes, the wall is set back 2 feet, 10 inches.

So far so good.

It hasn't been that bad except I have an 8-month-old, so....

Oh, congratulations.

Thanks.

Been, you know, kind of doing it on my own.

My brother's been helping since I'm a little limited.

-Driving me around and whatnot. -It's nice to have family around.

Yeah, for the most part.

He tries. That's the important thing, right?

-Yeah. -Okay.

I think these are the same.

Am I missing anything?

-They look the same to me. -Great.

-Yes! -No refiling.

Thank you. Thank you, Shirley. God.

-You're welcome. -You saved my life.

I am telling you, my bosses would've murdered me.

I understand.

You're the only person in charge of organization...

...and suddenly everything's your fault, right?

I assume you would know all about that.

Yo, Lizzie.

Bill?

Where's Aidan?

Hey, lady.

He's fine. But he's very hungry.

-And he's like a little eating machine. -Bill. Bill.

-Can you sniff this for me? -Bill. Where is Aidan?

He's fine. He's in the Wrangler.

-Take a smell... -What?

-...because it's a little funky. -You left my child in your Jeep?

Yeah, I cracked the window.

-Bill. -Just-- What?

-Check this. -Give me the keys. I'm not gonna check.

-Where are you going? -To get Aidan.

You can't leave a baby in a car. What the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, man.

-Go get the baby, Bill. -What? What did I do?

-Help her. -It's only been a minute.

I didn't know.

Sorry.

What am I supposed to do?

You're supposed to watch a baby for five minutes. How hard is that?

Slow down, I'm wearing flip-flops.

-How's Aidan? -Oh, he's fine.

He was only alone for a minute, thank God. Wait.

What happened?

-Your milk. It kind of went everywhere. -What?

-What are you talk--? -I am so sorry.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

-I-- I-- -No, no, no!

-Shirley, I can't show this to them. -All right, all right.

This is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do.

You're gonna give me your copy...

...and I'll trade them out.

Won't you get in trouble?

They're exactly the same. No one has to know.

Are you sure?

-Are you sure? -Go on.

-Okay. Okay. -Get them.

Okay. If you're sure.

Okay.

Thank you so much.

Shirley...

...I can't tell you how much this means to me, really.

-You're a lifesaver. -We need to stick together.

Being a mom is hard enough.

All right.

All right.

Let's make this official.

We have returned, welcome back to The Newlywed Game.

Gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards on your laps.

Remember, each time your prediction matches your wife's answer...

...you get five points. The one couple with the most points at the end...

...wins a great second honeymoon. So, ladies, we are thrilled...

...you came back. Your first question for five points.

Tell me, ladies, if you were a boat, does your husband think you've been...

...taking the most water lately, on your stern...

...on your port side, your starboard side...

...or on your bow?

-Where you taking in that water? -My stern.

Oh, God.

He said you've been taking a lot of water in on your bow.

-Bow? -Top half's the bow?

-Yeah, but.... -Okay.

-Are you complaining? -No, not at all.

You don't like her bow?

Uncle Hector....

It's Lalo.

You know me, don't you?

One means "yes"?

Nothing means "no."

Who's got the biggest set of balls north, south, east or west of Michoacan?

Yes, indeed!

I knew you were still in there.

Uncle Hector.

You know what I was thinking about this morning?

The smell of burning leather and horsehair stuffing.

Do you remember?

Hotel Tulipan.

You were so polite to that guy.

And he turns his back on you?

Makes that big deal to show he's not scared.

He was a professor before he opened that place, remember?

He'd always bring that up. The big college professor.

You took your time with him.

And his wife listening from the side.

That asshole was so proud of his beautiful Spanish...

...his books, his antiques.

But when it burned...

...it all smelled like shit.

I never told you this, but...

...I went back inside.

I went through the flames, the smoke.

It was so hot, the rubber on my shoes melted a little.

Yes, I know it was very stupid, but...

...I'm sentimental.

I wanted a souvenir.

I kept it all these years.

I brought it.

Do you want to see it?

Brings back memories, yes?

Remember that guy hitting this, calling for his bellboy?

And you? Teaching the teacher!

There you go, Uncle.

Perfect.

Give it a try.

Again, Uncle.

That's it!

Again!

That's a Salamanca!

Hey, why don't you go get some Jell-O?

Uncle, let's talk about the Chilean.

Same old Hector. Just wants to kill everybody.

The biggest pancake is not the best pancake.

Or they would call it "the best pancake that happens to be the biggest."

-Top off? -But, no, it's the--

-Thank you. -Can I get y'all anything else?

-No. -We're good, thanks.

-You don't want a whole other burger? -Whenever you're ready. No rush.

Okay, thanks.

You better take it easy with that stuff.

We've still got at least an hour on the road.

Gotta stay awake.

Yeah, but you gotta be able to sleep when we get home too.

-What time's your hearing? -Eleven.

This time next week, I will once again be James McGill, Esquire.

Yes.

And I already got a jump on my new practice.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

Unexpected bonus of the drop-phone business.

It turns out, it's great for client development.

Yes, I guess that's true.

Sooner or later, every last one of those idiots...

...is gonna need an attorney.

Of course, they all know me as Saul Goodman.

That's just details.

Gotta say, a lot of people are gonna be begging...

...for the old "Huell Babineaux" treatment.