Three Nights a Week (Trois nuits par semaine)

Which one is it?

I'm not sure.

It's fragile though.

How about backstage on the left?

Maybe we could put this here?

Sure, OK.

That looks perfect. Thanks.

We still have these two,

the neon...

That's staying there. Maybe one here?

Can we try one of these, please?

Put it up against that corner.

- Like this? - Yes. That's it.

It doesn't look bad.

But maybe...

I don't know...

Right, thanks!

- Come hold it. I'll... - They're your photos!

That's better, I said so all along!

Well?

The other way round.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

- Can we move on to the neon? - Sure.

- Shall we hang it? - Please.

Gently, gently.

THREE NIGHTS A WEEK

A year earlier Today, December 1, is World AIDS Day.

Let's make as many people

aware as possible.

I'd like to thank

all the volunteers who are here tonight.

We work with a number of bars.

Here's the list.

- Sorry. - Loser.

- Evening. - Hi.

Come on, young man,

you're in that alcoholic state

where you feel rich! Five euros won't hurt.

And you two, don't think I haven't seen you.

Right.

Do you have to give head to get a coffee?

Here.

Thanks, sweetie.

- Do you have a light? - Sure.

Not too cold?

No. I've known worse.

And that smile will warm me up.

- Who are you with? - I'm taking photos for the clinic.

That's nice.

Are you a nurse?

No.

But my girlfriend

is an intern.

The new girl. Samia, isn't it?

That's it.

Talking safe sex is the best pickup line!

"Do you use rubbers? Shall I show you?"

Jerrie.

Ah, sorry.

Baptiste.

Three cents? Fuck!

Talk about lean times!

It's empty.

Can I take your picture?

Sure. So we didn't put our faces on for nothing!

Getting acquainted?

- Need anything, girls? - We're good, thanks.

We've gotta go. It's my show, you know.

Sure.

You're welcome to come.

That's sweet of you, but we're busy.

Well, thanks for the coffee.

See you later, married man!

Having queens around keeps the mood upbeat.

A bit like clowns in hospital.

Let's see. Your nose is running.

Get off!

The area manager's report.

They'd have us auction our organs to boost sales!

I'm sorry to say they want 25% more sales.

I know.

But we can do it. Customer service is key.

Drop everything and advise customers.

What if they don't want our advice?

Explain with a big smile that they look tired

and need that new coffeemaker!

All right?

Give it everything.

Thank you, everyone.

Excuse me, I got a shit gift and I'd like to exchange it.

- Hello, brother. - Hey, sister.

Wow, those eyebrows!

The girl's a cartoon.

What's her name?

Cookie Kunty.

You're into baking now, huh?

It reminds me of your childhood crush on Jessica Rabbit.

You watched the VHS on repeat.

Don't!

That's good.

- Which one? - This.

Oh hi, Cassandre.

I have some work to do.

See you in a bit.

Laters!

Are you two OK?

Yeah, fine.

How long is it now? 112 years?

Eight years now.

Not in old cat years!

Stand in line, girls.

Girls, you have to stand in line.

My co-worker will hand out condoms.

But wait in line for a test.

Wait, like at the post office.

I won't take any. Sorry.

Preparing a great exhibition for us?

I hope so. We'll see.

Aren't the queens coming?

Good evening! Excuse me.

Stand in line, please.

- Why didn't you use a condom? - And ruin the mood?

Taking meds for life will ruin your fucking mood!

If you take risks, you need PEP within 48 hours.

You show up a week later!

"I was wasted, he came in my ass."

Maybe he could see a doctor?

That's why he's here!

Go to the truck. They'll fit you in between hookers.

- Thanks, Jerrie. - Jerk!

Jerrie?

He pushed my buttons! You OK?

You've changed!

You didn't go for me in drag, I figured I'd try as a he.

We only drag up at weekends.

With the Chinese girls, there's already a language barrier...

See what I mean?

Arnaud. But everyone calls me Bobel.

Because I'm a beau and a belle!

Here.

Isn't Cookie coming?

She's performing. Want to come along?

Need your girlfriend's consent?

I know there's a project in this.

When I saw you two collecting,

it was like seeing

a unicorn at a sidewalk cafe.

A unicorn?

So your project's a bestiary? The Fantastic Beasts!

We always need photos.

Would Cookie be up for it?

Maybe. Cookie's on her way up, you know.

She hosts several nights,

and we're in the running for the Drag Olympus.

- The what? - Drag Olympus.

It's a European contest.

A win means a new you: 20,000 euros each.

The tryouts are soon.

20,000 euros is loads.

What's this then?

Just local talent.

The Drag Olympus is like the Olympic Games.

Give her five euros.

Hi, handsome!

- Evening. - Hello.

A euro for a drag dollar.

- What's that? - The queens' currency.

You can tip your favorite.

Hands off, you! I saw him first.

She's such a Christmas tart!

Here, I don't like it.

Come on.

Thanks.

Let's hear it for Tabatah Crash!

It was her first time, children.

So shower her with drag dollars!

You were great, honey.

Give her a big hand.

Hey handsome, can you introduce me?

Give that here.

She's unique, she's intense,

pretty from afar, far from pretty...

Cookie Kunty!

Cookie is up for pics. Tomorrow at 1?

Can I just...?

Excuse me.

You smell good.

You like it?

It's orange blossom.

Girl, they're just photos!

We're not in Odorama.

Cat got your tongue?

Can we get started?

The lace needs touching up, look.

There? Sure, no problem.

I love that.

Cookie, look.

Yeah, it's nice. The taxi's on its way.

Are you coming?

I'll pick everything up later, OK?