Fatal Games

- Gymnastics. - Keep up the good work.

Sue Allen Baines.

- We're all very, very proud. - And Nancy Wilson.

In Track and Field -- - I hope you do

as well in the Nationals. - Joe Ward.

In Gymnastics, Frank Agee. - All the hard work

has paid off now, Frank.

Track and Field, Phillip Dandridge.

I'm very impressed

with your time. - Swimming,

Lynn Fox. - You had it

all going for you today. - And in gymnastics,

- Excellent. - Annie Rivers.

Your dad is gonna be very proud of you.

The Falcon Academy of Athletics

is proud of these young athletes

who will represent us at the Nationals competitions.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

We have a little problem.

What's that?

They forgot to pack the napkins.

Damn people.

- It doesn't look like you need 'em anyway.

- What, do you want 'em to wipe their hands

on the tablecloth?

- Well, I can go to the bathroom and get some toilet paper.

Well, do something.

No napkins?

- Yes. - No problem,

I'll be right back.

Thank you.

Let's sit down, everybody.

Take this end right here.

Everybody, just grab a piece right here.

There you go.

There you go.

Take one, Joe.

Smiling.

What is it, plastic?

Move your hands.

This should just about do it.

- Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?

Before introducing Mr. Sam Burger from Tiger,

I would like to take this opportunity to thank him publicly

for the continued support of our school,

and his invaluable advice and financial aid.

Now, may I introduce Mr. Sam Burger, my friend.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm proud to be here again this year.

As a representative of Tiger, I'm honored

to support the great work that you're doing,

both with your school and for our country.

I have always believed in supporting the aspirations

of this country's great athletes.

In a democracy like ours,

we know that financial support for athletics

must come from private institutions,

not government subsidies, like that of totalitarian regimes.

But most of all, we seek to foster

the camaraderie and brotherhood that athletics produce

among young men and women.

Athletics is universal.

It goes beyond politics, race and national boundaries.

It celebrates the brotherhood of man,

the unity of purpose to strive to the utmost,

to achieve the absolute potential for development.

As superior human beings...

- Are you sure you haven't seen my gym shorts and t-shirt?

Yeah, I'm sure.

You know what?

What?

- You forgot to say goodnight to me last night.

Is that so?

Yeah, that's so.

Well, I must've been tired.

- How can I lose something in a place this small?

You know what else you forgot?

What?

To say you love me.

- Well, I'll make sure not to forget tonight.

I know they're in here because I saw 'em here last night.

Maybe you're wearing it.

Sure I am.

- Did you look in the refrigerator under the cheese?

That's not --

Give me my things, come on!

- No. - No, give me my things.

- How could you forget to say goodnight to me?

- Give me my shorts. - Nevermind.

The one I'm after is this.

Look what I got here, huh? - No.

Now stop it. - Come here.

What?

You say goodnight and I love you.

Goodnight and I love you.

How'd it go yesterday?

It went pretty rough.

Drew's still on my case.

Why?

You won, didn't you?

Exactly.

But you know how thick she and Shelly are.

Besides, that's not what really worries me.

What?

It's what's her name down in Florida.

You know she's a full second fitter than I am.

She's the one I have to beat to win the Nationals.

Don't worry about it, babe.

You'll do it.

Now, have Diane give you that new stuff they've gotten now.

It's helped me out a lot.

Frank, you know my worries

about all this medication they've been giving us.

You know, it really could be dangerous.

Babe, everybody's doing it.

You don't see 'em dropping dead, do you? Hmm?

- These competitions are an ongoing process.

To qualify for the Olympics,

you're gonna have to win them all.

Now, you've worked hard, but you've gotta work harder.

In the Nationals, winners from all over the country

are gonna be competing against you.

That means you have to work twice as hard.

I'm gonna let you in on my special secret for success.

Starting today, I'm gonna add an additional two hours

to your work schedules.

Oh, come on.

Let's go to work.

Some secret to success.

He never made it to the Olympics.

That's good, Lynn. 53:37.

Take three seconds off that,

you'll break the world's record.

Okay, come on, outta the pool. Let's practice some dives.

Okay.

Grab the side of the pool, Shelly.

Julie, I want you to set this one out.

Just watch Shelly and Lynn.

You girls ready?

Get set.

Go.

All right, come on, come on. Let's do it again.

Come on up, let's do it again.

We're training for the Olympics.

Come on, this is no joke.

Gotta get your acts together, you girls.

All right, grip the edge of the pool,

a little more with your toes.

Good, keep your feet shoulder width apart.

Lynn, come on, hit the water flatter.

Keep your head down, straighter line with your body.

All right? Come on, grab the side of the pool.

Now, let's concentrate you guys.

Ready?

Set.

Go.

Let me have your chart, please.

No, very good.

Your pulse rate is 55.

That's excellent.

Sit down.

Look, I'm quite pleased.

I think the steroids that I had Diane put you on

are paying off.

I feel great.

Ah, good, good.

Well, your heart, your vital organs are very strong.

- Okay. - Keep up

the good work, Frank.

Thanks.

- Joe, last Saturday, you missed your morning examination.

Yeah, I had something important to do.

Listen to me, okay? Continuity

Is a very important part of this whole program,

so don't do it again.

Okay.

All right.

Diane, has he had his morning vitamins?

Yes, Doctor.

- All right, just start him on the new shots.

- Damn it, Joe. Forget the accuracy, gimme the muscle.

Here, do it again.

What are you, a ballet dancer?

Keep that up, I'm gonna have to get you a tutu.

Now, come on, put every ounce of strength behind it.

See if we can do better this time.

Not bad, huh, Coach?

- It's gotta be a hell of a lot better than that.

What the hell do you want?

That was a damn good throw.

If you think I'm shit, why don't you just tell me?

I'll tell you what I think, Joe.

I think you're damn good.

But don't let it go to your head.

- All right, just don't mess around with the kid, okay?

Wow.

- Whoa. - Hey.

You guys seen Sue Allen today?