9-1-1 - Sixth Season

Thank you.

I thought it would never arrive.

Came a long way.

Hey, you didn't tell me that you had a new stalker.

A stalker?

I haven't had one of those since '05.

Maybe the good luck charm's already working its magic.

Maybe.

What are you doing?

Aren't we livestreaming?

You teased an unboxing the other day.

Oh, no, no, no. I look horrible.

Besides, I can't wait.

We'll, um...

we'll re-pack it and do it

tomorrow in full glam.

Look at those eyes. So fiery.

I can already feel it working.

The gods of...

Where is this from again? Pompeii.

It was used in cleansing rituals.

Right. The gods of Pompeii are smiling on me.

Wait, didn't everybody die in Pompeii?

Yes, but that survived.

Uh, here, check it out. It even has

a certificate of authenticity.

Hm, it's a piece of history.

Huh. Well,

I bought it. I guess it's

"herstory" now.

Thank God you're here.

Dispatch reported somebody got hit by a chandelier?

Uh, the cables must have snapped or something.

I... I don't know what happened.

I... I tried moving it, but it was so heavy and there was...

there was so much blood.

Is she conscious? Yes. She... she won't shut up.

Help!

Alexis, you left me. To bring help!

Just please get this thing off of me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Try not to move, okay?

We're gonna get you out of there.

All right, let's get a backboard

and gurney in here. Yeah, Cap, this thing's

penetrated the floor pretty deep.

We're gonna have to cut it apart, piece by piece.

Buck, you're with me.

Let's get saws and Nomex blankets.

No sign of penetrating trauma.

Can you tell us your name? I... It's Felisa.

Felisa Valdez?

You know me.

Oh, yeah.

Hey. Nice to meet you.

I would give you an autograph, but... Ah...

I can't...

Um, i... is the bracelet okay?

I'm more worried about these cuts.

Well, I could worry about both. I spent

20 grand on this thing.

Supposed to be my lucky charm,

but I don't know if it's working.

Okay, try to take a deep breath for us.

Can you tell us

where you feel pain? Um...

I don't... I don't feel anything.

Th... That's a good thing, right? Or is that bad?

One time, I was in a movie, and my character couldn't

feel anything because she was cut in half.

When Time Stops. I saw that one.

And, uh, don't worry,

all your limbs are accounted for.

Just try to stay calm

while we figure out what's going on with you.

Eddie, how's the head looking up there? Small laceration on occiput.

Applying pressure to stop the bleeding.

She's bleeding from her occiput?

The back of her head.

Even the smallest cuts tend to bleed a lot.

What he means to say is

it's not a huge cause for concern.

Oh.

All right. That's a good sign.

Looks like somebody felt that.

I mean, you're tickling my feet. How could I not?

Uh, what about this?

A... Am I supposed to be feeling something?

Cap, reflex

of the left leg could be a potential spinal injury.

Is s... something wrong? She's not paralyzed, right?

That would severely impact her future revenue stream.

Paralyzed? Maybe that's not

the thing we're trying to focus on right now.

All right, Chim, I want you to contact the ER.

Buck, let's start to saw it away from her.

Carefully.

Hi.

This'll keep you safe from the sparks, okay?

Uh, o... okay. There you go.

On three. One, two, three.

All right, Felisa, how’re you feeling?

Um, my left leg is tingling.

Wait, that's a good thing,

right? That means I can feel.

It's very good, yeah, it's probably

a pinched nerve or maybe a spinal bruise.

Thank God. See?

The bracelet's working, just like I said it would.

Once I get this IV set,

I'm gonna give you some Toradol.

So, you say this thing's a good luck charm.

Why do you need it? Seems like you have a good life.

Uh,

she's had a run of really bad luck

for almost a decade. Um, it's called a curse.

Curse?

So, you spent 20K

on a bracelet? Alexis is

constantly looking for things to turn my luck around.

Let me guess... nothing ever works?

Don't mind Eddie.

He's unnaturally resistant

to anything supernatural.

Prove to me something is real, I'll believe in it.

I feel you're confused at the definition of belief.

I mean, a chandelier fell on me.

Doesn't that sound like a curse?

Eh, might've just been a freak accident.

Is there a difference? Only in Eddie's head.

I'll get you checked in. Okay.

Dimitri's coming tomorrow to deal with the chandelier

and the floors. Ugh.

God only knows how much that's gonna cost.

Do you think the gods of Pompeii will give me a refund?

Stop being negative.

The bracelet can't help if you won't let it.

Okay, they're gonna take you in

for some scans. Good luck, Felisa.

Thank you.

Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

That we should hit that barbecue joint

around the corner? Yes. No, no, no.

Something's up with those two.

Felisa and what's her face? What?

Oh, is this about the curse?

Curses aren't real.

Oh, here we go again.

All this food, and that's all you're having?

Uh, yeah. It's, um... it's delicious.

How did "the age of absolutely" turn into alfalfa smoothies?

Buck spends

one minute with a celebrity,

now he's drinking like them.

Which celebrity?

Felisa Valdez.

Oh, really? Mm.

You don't sound like much of a fan.

What's the last thing you saw her in?

In the back of my patrol car.

Yeah, she tried to hit

a paparazzi with her car

and went to rehab.

I can't say I missed her.

Who says they don't miss me?

Not anyone here.

So, how's Karen? Great.

I think she was more excited for me

to get back to work than I was.

Somehow, she says that I hover.

What...

Athena, what are you doing here?

Oh, I wouldn't miss your first day back.

And Bobby here went all-out

for your welcome-back breakfast.

So, who's done with their first round?

I'm ready for my second round, and it's about to get ugly.

Yeah, I guess I'll, uh,

grab some seconds, too.

Yum.

What's with the, uh, green juice?

I don't know.

Oh.

Heard you're on a health kick?

Uh, yeah.

Can't a guy try to take care of himself?

Buck,

your idea of healthy is a side salad.

When did puréed greens

become a whole main meal?

Uh, well, since

I agreed to be