Kajillionaire

- Five seconds. - After this person.

- And clear. - Not clear.

- Go. - No.

Now.

This could be cash.

No. Money order.

Twenty.

Oh, I think they sell these at...

I have a receipt that'll work for this.

- Hmm. - Toys and games. 12.99, Target. Easy return.

So, this is, this is not a cheap tie.

Well, you can't see it, because you're not of gentle birth.

It's empty!

- (ground rumbling) - (Theresa gasps)

- (rumbling continues) - (objects rattling)

Althea and Victor Young.

4305 Fairglen Road, Ladera Heights.

Oh. We could take the 2.

It goes there from here.

We got time.

Um, do the Catholic schoolgirl costume.

'Cause you've got some heartstrings to pull.

And remember, don't ask for a reward.

- Just let them come to you. - (bag unzips)

- You got the watch, right? Yeah.

(Robert clears throat, whistles a tune)

Wow. Look at this.

It was just right there. I almost stepped on it.

All this time, it was just right there.

Yeah.

Do you go to Sacred Heart?

(Robert whistling tune in distance)

Our daughter Jenny went to Sacred Heart.

Here, let's have you in for a Coke.

I've always believed in angels.

Not me. That's her thing.

What's this?

It's a gift certificate.

Their daughter's a masseuse.

"Don't ask for a reward" was plan A.

Plan B was "ask for a reward."

Rich people can be very cheap sometimes.

They were talking about her nonstop.

- She works at Mélisse, she went to college... - Mélisse?

They were obsessed. It was creepy.

That's the most expensive restaurant in L.A.

- She just works there. - Well, uh, even to work there,

you have to be rich.

- Oh. I mean, I... - Wait a minute. Wait.

4305 1/2 Fairglen Road.

: 4... 4503 1/2 Fairglen...

You-you were just... (stammers) Well, you were just there.

But th-this is, this is the house right behind it.

- This is worth money. - Yeah. Yeah.

- See, dollar signs. - Yeah.

This-this... (stammers)

This type of high-end, uh... you know.

- It's good. Yeah. - It's worth $200 or $300.

Yeah.

Okay, um...

Wait.

Cash refund.

Okay. What about a percentage

of the total value?

Like 75% of the total value.

No. No, that's not how...

I'm sorry.

How do you, how do you know my parents?

Or what about an exchange, um, for that rock?

- No. - No? Okay.

- Mm-mm. - What about these?

No? Understood.

This. This, uh, this shelf.

And that's gonna be my final, because it's just...

it's not worth very much and I'm gonna be

taking a loss on-on...

...on the massage.

I'll take that.

Well, you don't want a massage, right?

How long does this usually take?

Uh, your gift certificate is for 60 minutes, so...

Oh. (stammers) N-No.

I-I don't need, um... could...

Do you think we could do it in 20?

Okay.

Okay.

So just tell me if it's too much pressure.

It's too much pressure.

- Is this better? - Too much.

- How about this? - (groans sharply, grunts)

Is that better?

Yeah.

- (knocking, door opens) - (gasps)

Hi. We're with her.

- It was taking a while, so... - (sniffles)

No refund?

No. I don't refund gifts, but we're almost done.

She only wanted 20 minutes.

Okay, can we have that rock for the other 40 minutes?

We won the Vitafusion giveaway

under six different names today.

Oh. And the Motor Trend Dodge Viper GT Sweepstakes.

- That's a free visor. The little ones are popping!

Pop, pop, pop!

They're all popping!

Just st-stop. Hey. Okay?

Who's in charge of the, um...

A sport water bottle, BPA-free, with a carabiner.

- Huh. - I don't think we've won that before.

- (steam whistle blows) - (watch alarms beeping)

- Not bad for a Wednesday. - (beeping stops)

Hey, yo!

Hey. Hey!

Hey, you guys?

- (Robert shushing) - I h...

- I have a job. - (whispers): Shut the fuck up.

- Keep walking, keep walking. - Ah.

- Fuck. - February?

March? April?

Come on, man, this tank's empty.

Uh, we may have to pay in installments.

- In install... No. - Yeah.

No! No install... I mean, rent is an installment.

It's a monthly installment.

We'll have it in the morning. All...

February, March, April, all 1,500.

Just, uh... yeah, we were just,

we were just talking about a job right now. (chuckles)

- We were, just now. - (chuckles): Yeah.

- You only pay 500 a month? - But it leaks.

: It's very manageable. Very manageable.

It's... it leaks on-on a schedule. (sniffles)

Y-You're patting down the wall afterwards, right?

- Oh, yeah. - That's good.

The dampness becomes rot,

and then the whole building collapses.

Hey, fire up that compressor, will you?

: Very expensive.

Are you okay?

It's my condition.

- He's got a... - I mean, I-I have no filters.

It's no big deal.

Ignore it. (grunts)

See you in the morning.

Okay, we'll see you.

The other side!

Uh, I-I'm supposed to take this class.

It's a required thing by my caseworker,

but I'm kind of in the midst of something,

so if she could just go, there's...

there's a sign-up sheet.

Come on. I-I know you guys do this stuff.

Tell them about the money!

I can pay $20.

You heard?

Yeah, well, what about the...

Yeah, so hurry up so we can go.

Thanks.

- I like your... - Yeah.

What's your name?

Kelli.

What's your name?

It's for the sign-up sheet.

Oh.

It's Kelli Fain.

Kelli with an "I," F-A-I-N.

You don't even have to go in.

Just get the yellow slip and come right back.

Oh, Fain.

I need a yellow slip.

Okay. Dorinda can give you that.

Uh, she's inside.

We're starting a little late.

Maybe the time change threw some people off.

- L-Let's take a seat, please. - But it's only twice.

- Well, here's your slip. - Okay. Thanks, Dorinda.

Have a seat.

Let's get started.

If you need a caseworker receipt from Dorinda,

you can get it later at the break.

Okay.

There are worksheets coming from both directions.

Uh, take one and pass it down.

- Could you pass it? The blue one is

the nutrition cheat sheet that I mentioned to you yesterday.