Sixty Million Dollar Man (Baak bin sing gwan / 百變星君) (百變星君)

Shit! I have to hurry up!

It's time to work! Come on!

Good morning, Ivy!

Do you want to run? Come out!

Let me get your milk!

We used to do it everyday, come on

Come out now

You are so rich in milk!

I wish I would marry a wife like you so she can milk me everyday!

Young master

your milk please

Change the bed sheet!

No. Just throw the bed away

and buy a new one tomorrow Yes sir

Come on down!

Hey, take a morning bath!

Wash your hair, OK?

Who is going to wash my legs today? Me

Don't wash anything else

Tell me, am I smart?

Sure! You are so smart!

Young Master...

Old master called that he would come to visit you two days later

Tell him to bring me a million US dollars

Is that enough?

So, just tell him to bring more Yes sir

Daddy, I am a good boy, I miss you

I am now going to school

bring two million US dollars to me please

Sorry...

Where is my ladder?

Here it is!

Have some ice-cream

Green color matches your clothes

What is this?

Chocolate

Green color should match with yellow color!

How can you match with black color? Sorry

See! The black girl wears stripe underwear!

Yeah!

Wong Siu Fu?

Yes, I can tell from his ass

Stop him

Where can you go?

Brother Sing, I am here waiting for you

Sorry

for burning all your hair last time

That made you tattoo your eyebrow & wear wigs. I regret so much!

Never mind, since my family is working for your dad!

And I am good looking now!

You are really good looking!

I can't stand you!

Come on, have some chocolate

Brother Sing, I don't need it

This is cathartics, I tried that before

When did you become so smart?

I can't help, let's go

Young master, are you letting him go?

I can't help! See, how smart he is now!

I can't fool him any more

I lost two hundred dollars

Isn't it stolen?

Call the police now!

I have recorded the numbers

You are smart!

How is the taste of the note?

It's made of cathartics too

It melts in mouth and will be effective in 5 seconds!

You are trapped!

Hold it...

Not until he is shitting!

Go!

Jump! Jump!

Do you know it's dangerous to do so?

Who are you? Who is your boss?

My uncle is Professor Chang Sze of this college

I am studying here

I have told them not to let ugly women study here!

That's right

You know, I bribed them so as to enter this college

You are too ugly even bribery won't help! Go

Go Go now!

Go Bastard!

But I am smart!

You are not smart at all

What?

You are not smart at all

What did you say? How can you tell such lies?

Can you face your conscience?

Forget it... How can you face your parents?

Don't argue How can you face your country?

You'd better call a press conference to apologise

Or, I will kill you! You know?

Human bodies are the most fantastic things in the world

In my class, you are studying the most advance subject about it

That is the imitating function & adaptability of human bodies

It's like some lizards, it imitates the color of the surroundings

And human beings have the same function

Young master, after you

What are you staring? Go on teaching!

Get out

Now, I am giving you an example

Say, a couple

When they have stayed for a long time

Their appearances will be alike

They said, it's the couple look

In fact, this is the effect of human genes which imitate each other

What do you want to ask?

I always stay with women, how come I haven't become women?

Human bodies are weak

I believe that

one day, our organs will be replaced by artificial organs

What only left will be our brains

Our organs will be controlled by computers

We will have strong imitating power to imitate anyone

Or anything

Can we change to be a cigar?

According to theory, yes

You seem to be interested in this topic

In fact, I am interested in you

An ugly girl told me that you are her uncle

So I come here to see how cocky you are!

Now, I'm going to start the dissection

If you can stand it for three minutes

we will go ahead to discuss other questions

OK, I am now going to dissect the body

What's he doing?

He's really crazy!

You're really great!

You are the only one who can tolerate such long time in my class

Damn it!

I won't give it a damn

If only you open your eyes

I would admit that you are really bold!

It's a shame to be scared like this!

I'm scared to piss! May I be excused?

Are you scared?

Who do you think you are? If you have guts, finish the food

My dad is the director of this college I'll ask him to fire your uncle

And kick you out of the school

And sell you to be bar girl to perform strip dance

When you are dancing

I'll ask the bar manager to fire you again

No one can fire me

I am a senior scientific consultant employed by the US Gov't

I am a guest professor here

Well, since I can't fire you I will steam you!

I can't imagine you are the most disgusting guy in this college

I am all eyes!

What do you mean? My father is the director of this college

If your father wasn't the director

you would have been beaten to death

Shut up!

If you have guts, tell others that your father isn't the director

We'll wait and see the result

I won't give it a damn!

My father isn't the director

so what?

That bastard! He made me be beaten like shit!

I'll take revenge tonight

Yeah...

Left...

Right...

No

Be careful

You hurt me!

Sorry, are you alright, young master?

Should I give you some medicine?

Get lost!

Go upstairs and take a look

Young master, the laboratory shouldn't be upstairs

It should be built in the basement

Here is like a lab

Here it is, young master

What a big basement! We'll have a lot of fun here!

Place one here

If anyone steps on this animal trap

he would either die or become handicap

Where are you going?

In case he missed the trap

the banana skin here will help him to step on it

Wise guy!

Thank you

It's fixed

Remove these tubes

and piss in

Great

Young master...

I've just seen a hand running!

Just piss!

If I cheat you, my family line will end

I don't think you'll have any sons

Even yes, he should be a handicap

Not exactly

What are you staring at?

Young master...

I've just seen a pair of eyes

Just a pair of eyes which are staring at me

Staring at you? Yes

What do you want me to do?