Pati Patni Aur Woh Do (पति पत्नी और वो दो)

Attention, attention.

Attention, please, all residents.

The leopard has been cornered inside the village.

The Forest Department has secured a safety perimeter.

Move the women and children

- to the safe zone. - Come on! This way.

PRAYAG AWAAZ TV

We're at the epicenter of this chaos.

Why is the forest in charge not here yet?

What do you mean you're here?

What are you? Royalty?

- Drop the wire. - He's right, Dubey.

There's a starving leopard out there,

not some government clerk who's willing to wait.

You're prepping the injection, Nilofer ma'am,

but who's going to stick him with it?

Who's grabbing that maniac?

Is this your first time?

Very first time, ma'am.

I'm a virgin.

I mean, leopard virgin.

Then wait and watch,

because he…

Is a leopard Casanova.

FOREST DEPARTMENT PRAYAGRAJ UTTAR PRADESH GOVERNMENT

Jai Hind, sir.

- Jai Hind, sir. - Jai Hind.

This is the fourth incident, sir.

Too many leopards in the jungle.

There are always plenty of leopards, Yadav…

But only one lion.

- Keep calm. - Wow, sir.

Keep your footsteps soft.

Show too much bravado, and you'll be the leopard's lunch.

Sir, the leopard is approaching the courtyard.

Keep calm, bro.

Congratulations, sir.

- Thank you. - Pandey!

- Jai Hind, sir. - Pandey!

You saved us.

Proud of you.

Thank you, sir.

- You were brilliant, Pandey ji. - All good?

I've softened her up, Pandey.

Even if she tries to growl,

it'll come out like a kitten's meow.

- So cute. - You too.

We're here with Prajapati Pandey,

who captured the leopard without harm to life or property.

But it still raises a question, Mr. Pandey.

Can the forest department find a solution

to stop wild animals from entering human territories?

It's simple, Aparna ji.

Get your facts straight.

First fact.

They didn't enter our territory.

We've encroached on theirs,

thanks to a population burst.

What to do?

Second fact.

It's a she, not a he.

Female, not male.

And in my opinion,

whether human or leopard,

no one can stop a female from going where she wants,

just like you do.

I'll take your leave, ma'am.

Goodnight.

Sweet dreams.

Goodnight.

Goodnight!

I made it home after barely escaping the jungle,

only to realize my life's in more danger here.

You were quite the show-off on camera

and in front of Nilofer.

Did you forget you still have to come home?

How can this beast forget his own cage?

Does this house…

Seem like a cage to you?

Wives have a fascinating system.

Call yourself a beast, no reaction,

but call the house a cage,

and they pounce instantly.

Hey! Don't get too clever with me.

Go change.

I've kept your clothes out.

It's your youngest sister-in-law's engagement tonight.

Man,

wherever God gives a posting to a government officer,

it shouldn't be in the same city as his in-laws.

Black is your braid, your bow is red.

Black is your braid, your bow is red.

O beauty, take care How you wear it on your head.

O beauty, take care How you wear it on your head.

If some flirt loses his heart to you.

Trouble will follow.

If some flirt loses his heart to you.

Trouble will follow.

I know how to handle trouble

I know how to handle trouble.

Still, I wish someone would fall for me.

Still, I wish someone would fall for me

I'll tie his heart up in my bow.

No trouble left to show.

I'll tie his heart up in my bow.

No trouble left to show.

Let's go!

Your rosy cheeks are calling me.

Your rosy cheeks… Rosy cheeks…

Your rosy cheeks are calling me.

My heart's become your devotee.

These cheeks glow like burning amber.

So naive, you try to grab them.

Fireflies play with fire.

Fireflies play with fire.

They kiss the flame Even if it kills them.

If some flirt loses his heart to you.

Trouble will follow.

Black is your braid, your bow is red.

You make my temperature grow.

Control this restless youth of yours

I'm in trouble, hold on, my love.

FOREST DEPARTMENT PRAYAGRAJ, UTTAR PRADESH

It's a strange ache, a strange desire.

- Sir. - It's youth…

Spit it out, Jumman.

- Sir, please. - What is it?

Someone's here to see you.

Who's here?

Is it Sunny Leone?

No!

Then why that swagger?

Just tell me who it is.

Some Chanchal Kumari from Banaras.

Chanchal Kumari from Banaras is here?

Send her in.

Chanchal Kumari. Psycho Honors.

It's been a while since Allahabad became Prayagraj.

Long time. How are you?

How are you, Praja?

At my peak.

Life's bowling, I'm timing every shot.

What about you?

Seeing you after college.

You didn't come to my wedding either.

You didn't invite me.

Are you serious?

Must've slipped my mind.

By the way, you look great. Nice!

You could've called, WhatsApped, DM'd,

but no, straight entry?

Chanchal, keep calm.

So what if you showed up unannounced?

No need to get worked up.

Why are you crying?

Chanchal, do you need a loan?

Alright, who's the father?

Who got you pregnant?

Have you lost it?

Are you a gynecologist?

Why would I come to you for that?

Calm down.

Stop shouting "pregnant."

This is my office.

I'm stressed, Praja.

Really stressed.

I don't have parents, no friends…

I thought I could talk to you.

Then do it,

but outside, not here. This is my office.

If someone sees a beautiful girl crying…

Coffee?

- Jai Hind, sir. - Jai Hind, sir.

Pandey, this missing heron report…

Where did this heron vanish?

Check this!

Hey, little Ms. Muffet.

Stop swaying.

Where's Pandey?

Where His Highness goes or what he does

is not my concern.

Try a different tone other than Mughal-e-Azam, Jumman.

All this "His Highness" nonsense.

Did he come in today?

He did.

But a lady friend showed up,

and he left with her…

Quite emotionally.

She was crying uncontrollably.

Crying?

Lady friend?

Who's the guy?

Sudhanshu Tiwari.

Sunny.

Banaras' MLA, Gajraj Tiwari…

His son.

I recognize him,

but who's the guy he's holding hands with?

That's not a guy.

That's me!