Death of Nintendo

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No!

Paolo?

Are you okay? Where are you?

Oh, there.

What did I tell you?

"Duck, cover...?"

..."and hold."

But the earthquake is over, Ma.

There might be another one soon.

Where's your emergency pack?

Where is it?

What is it doing over here?

How will you get it if it's way over here?

What if you're trapped?

I won't get trapped, Ma.

What about you? Where's your emergency kit?

I just panicked and came over here as soon as I can.

This might give out soon.

I'm gonna look for batteries. Stay there.

Oh shoot, Lina, you scared me.

I thought you were...

A White Lady?

Nah.

You know I don't believe in those things.

What if I told you about the one that I saw in Calbayog?

I was about...

... fourteen back then.

Belen was the most beautiful woman in our town.

You would fall for her for sure.

But what they didn't know

is that she had a very dark secret.

That when night falls

she would go around town

and lure a man to follow her.

Of course,

he would follow her.

But once you get close enough to her

she would slowly turn to you

and then...

Hey, Kachi!

Where are you going?

Don't forget to take out the trash!

Kachi!

What took you so long?

My mom's a pain in the butt.

What's that?

Hang on.

- What's that? - This!

I haven't opened it yet.

Nice.

Another new one.

- Let's open it. - Let me do it!

Whoa!

I'll plug it in.

Wait. Blow on it first.

That'll do.

Play it.

Press start.

What was that? Don't go there!

Hang on.

Okay, go.

Son of a...

Not again!

What the heck!

Perfect timing.

Pao?

Is everything alright?

You're here.

I made you a sandwich.

It's getting too hot in here, Ma.

We'll just go out to play ball.

But it's much hotter outside.

You might get darker

or stinkier.

We won't be out for too long.

That's badass!

Baptize those.

They might get worn out too soon.

Just save them for your birthday, okay?

Gosh, Paolo.

Your room's a mess.

Hurry up!

Let's go!

Paolo, wait!

Don't forget your towel!

Kachi's waiting for me!

Stay still!

- It's hot outside! - Ma, enough.

Wait, here!

Baby boy, let's go play!

Be safe!

Boom!

- You missed. - It went in!

Why are you doing all Jordan?

Why not?

Don't you know?

He's the man!

What about Pippen?

What kind of a pick is that?

You know who else is a badass?

Who?

Magic Johnson.

Magic Johnson's a fag.

He got AIDS.

What's he talking about?

You're the fag.

Fuck did you say, nigga?

By the way, Jordan's a ball hog.

He's a wimp.

And you're wimps.

You're "suh-powt."

"And he's a wimp."

This one has a nice accent, so "slang."

Fucking losers.

Are you gonna tell your mom?

What the fu...?

Why don't you just leave them alone?

Yeah.

This ain't over fags.

I'm still bigger than your puny little dyke bitch over there

and her stupid-ass McMuffin excuse of a brother combined.

Remember that.

Paolo.

Are you okay?

He's so full of himself.

Wow.

Tight grip you got there.

Practically hugging him.

Oh, so tight!

Why are you blushing?

That's intense.

You know you like it!

Miss.

Four Cokes, please.

Can I check the caps?

Miss.

I got a pog!

Thank you.

You know...

That Jimbo is such a dick.

Rotten American kid...

I bet it's the milk they drink over there.

Know what?

Just give me another round with him.

I can take him.

What are you talking about?

You just fell earlier.

You have no chance.

After I get snipped

I'll be double his size.

I just need to go to Pido to get it done.

In the province?

But that's so old school.

Nobody goes to the barrio witch doctor anymore.

Is it even safe?

Nah, it is!

That's how my older brother did it.

After he got circumcised, he got way taller.

What kind of milk is he drinking?

It's not the milk!

Circumcision makes you bigger.

Alright. I'm in.

- You're in? - When are you going?

This summer.

Paolo, let's go this summer.

Let me think about it...

Aw, c'mon, don't be shady!

All of us should do it.

It can't be just the two of us.

Boys like us should get circumcised together

so that they'll treat us like grown men.

Come on.

I'm in.

Game.

Alright!!

Go...

Joe!

Dumbass!

It's late.

Didn't I tell you when we got that Zelda game?

That as long as you finish your homework

and come home on time,

you get any Nintendo game you want.

Yes, Ma.

Do you know how lucky you are to have the latest Nike

and Reebok pumps?

Thanks, Ma.

Ma...

Do you think it's time for me to get a...

Should I... am I old enough to get a...

Get a what?

A circumcision.

Circumcision?

Where did you get that idea?

Gilligan and Kachi...

were gonna go to the barrio doctor...

To Pido?

Are you kidding, Paolo?

I'll just schedule you an appointment with Dr. Cruz.