Oh Crappy Day

When I say go, turn your head towards him and smile adoringly.

Are you sure?

I know it sounds cheesy, but trust me, it'll look great.

Super romantic.

And go.

Very nice.

Now put your head back where it was.

Now hold it. Yes, right there.

I'm getting a smidge of shadow on her face,

Can you adjust the light for me?

Perfect. Thank you.

Okay, Is everybody ready?

Now start turning your head.

Perfect.

A little more smile.

A little more Dory.

Perfect, perfect.

That was perfect.

Y'all can relax for a second. Just don't move.

What do you think?

-Do you wanna take a look? -Definitely.

Oh, Ryan, you look so good.

I'm so glad we waited.

We have a few more setups in here

and then we'll try some stuff outside.

Snows like they're predicting, we'll get some

-really cool footage. -Oh, excellent.

I never thought I'd have a winter wedding.

But now that we're here,

I couldn't be happier.

We were going to get married in June, you know,

originally, but,

we had some work to do. Didn't we, hun?

When Ryan first proposed to me

I told him we had to lose 15 pounds for the wedding

for photos and video and...

it took him a while but he did it.

I'm so proud of him.

See, there's worst things to being single.

You could marry someone like Cruella.

Why would he put up with that?

Did you see Cruella?

Yeah, but you know, he's a good-looking guy.

He could get somebody else just as pretty. No problem.

She must do something special for him.

Please, every woman does something special.

Well, maybe but not the same something.

Meghan does something special just for you, doesn't she?

Of course, she does. She's perfect for me.

But,

she's not the only Meghan in the world.

I'm with this Meghan because she's the one

I stumbled across.

Oh. Such a romantic.

Look. It's not like I'm on the prowl. I mean,

why would I want another Meghan when I've already got mine?

Have you shared this philosophy with her?

Of course not.

There's honest and there's stupid.

Remember that when you write in your profile.

I think I've got a pretty good start already.

Oh, yeah. What do you say?

I say "I'm an aspiring filmmaker,

a storyteller who wants to make people think".

What's wrong with that?

Women don't want a guy that makes them think.

And don't say aspiring.

You might as well just say unemployed.

What should I say then?

I'm a filmmaker and leave it at that?

Actually, filmmaker sounds kind of la-di-da.

Just say you make movies.

Well, that's not entirely true.

I haven't made any yet.

What are you talking about? You work on movies all day long.

They're not really movies, they're videos.

You made movies in school, didn't you?

Those don't count. Those are just student films.

What difference does it make?

The women reading your profile aren't going to be critics.

But I want to be accurate.

Okay.

Well, let's just say you work in a studio,

which is true.

I work in a studio.

I work in a studio.

I work in a studio.

Okay.

So what else you got to say?

I'm looking for somebody who is intelligent,

and funny, with a good imagination.

Don't say intelligent, say smart.

And please put that thing away.

We got to get going on your photo.

I told Meghan we pick her up at seven.

Okay, Jared, eye's over here.

You're looking kind of slouchy, throw your shoulders back.

But that isn't how I sit.

I noticed it, which is why you look slouchy.

But I don't want to seem too stiff.

I want to seem relaxed.

Why are you being so difficult?

I'm only asking you to pose a little.

You ask people to pose every day.

Yeah, but I want to be myself.

No, you don't.

You want to put your best foot forward.

Now do you shoulders?

Much better. Now smile.

Alright, you can go back to being yourself now.

How do they look?

I just need to make a few adjustments.

Don't move.

What does that mean anyway?

What does what mean?

Put your best foot forward.

Isn't one foot pretty much the same as the other?

Not if you lose a toe.

-When you have to have-- -Shoulders.

-You have... -Smile.

lots of people losing their toes for someone to make it a thing.

Wouldn't you?

That's a good question, Jared.

Why don't you save that for your first date?

See, you're joking, but,

I've already made a list.

A list of questions?

Yeah, so I don't run out of things to say.

You not gonna read from that are you?

No, of course not. It's just for reference.

I'll bet.

Listen, Jared, this isn't gonna work if you sound too scripted.

Women like a guy whose spontaneous,

a guy who thinks on his feet.

What is it with you and feet today?

Hey, guys, how did the photo shoot go?

Pretty well. I think.

He nailed it. This man was born to model.

That makes two of you then.

Oh, you see why she's perfect for me.

I do.

You ready, babe?

There's a few things I need to wrap up.

So give me like, nine minutes.

Okay, not eight, not 10, but nine. Got it.

We'll be over there waiting.

I'm sure you'll find some way to occupy yourselves.

In the library.

What's in a library to keep us occupied?

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Here let me help you.

You all right?

I'm fine.

I'm good.

I'm so, so sorry. I hope I didn't hurt you.

No, I'm good.

I'm fine.

Katie.

What's going on?

This guy got hit by a tidal wave.

-Huh? -She ran into him.

No, no, it wasn't her fault. I.

I wasn't looking.

You are so sweet to say that.

I guess I should introduce you two then.

This is our friend Jared. And this is Katie.

She works in special collections.

-Hello. -Hi.

We've got to stop meeting like this.

Oh, yeah.

Would you excuse me for a minute?

You sure you all right?