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wow.

unbelievable.

well, I guess we don't have

To ask how the date went.

what happened?

sebastian got offended that I

Didn't invite him in.

Can you believe he thought he

Had earned the right to sex

Based on the number of times

He'd taken me out.

val, I know you've been out

Of the game for a while, but

Even I know it's customary to

Give it up on the third date.

what do you know about

Customs?

Isn't it customary to honor your

Vows?

whoa. Time out.

Personal foul.

I'm so sorry.

April, I didn't mean it.

I'm really sorry.

I'm just pissed at him.

I'm gonna give you that one

Because you are obviously

Wounded right now.

And I'm not even saying he's

Right, by the way.

I'm just saying that that's how

Some guys think these days.

the rules have changed, not

That I've ever followed them.

I keep telling you, you can't

Play their game.

You have to invent your own.

I thought I was.

90 days first, tap this later.

that sounds like a layaway

Plan.

but also, I think it depends

On the guy.

true.

Fine men like sebastian have way

Too many options.

If they don't get it quick, they

Move on.

I wouldn't be surprised if

Sebastian isn't knocking boots

With the woman down the hall.

Have you see what she wears to

The mailbox?

val, your 90-day rule means

You're taking him seriously.

You have to treat a male model

Like you would a christmas toy.

You're excited to unwrap it, you

Play with it all day until the

Batteries die, then you toss it

To the side.

Not every man is husband

Material, so you can't go into

Every date thinking that he is.

someone please say something

Positive about a man right now.

darryl and I are back in

Counseling ever since my

Birthday party.

how did you pull that off?

Last we saw, he was going for

The jugular.

after he calmed down, I had

To do a lot of begging, but

Finally he got civil, even nice,

And I think he may be

Reconsidering the divorce.

I am so happy for you, April.

no wonder you're cracking

Jokes left and right.

I'm gonna go over and see him

First thing in the morning.

oh, make sure you look

Flawless.

why?

It's not exactly a date.

every encounter with a man

Should make him think you've got

The only lovin' left.

hello?

This is she.

Oh, my g--okay.

Okay, I'll be right there.

Thank you.

what happened?

that was the police.

Someone broke into the store.

oh, damn.

we--we'll come with you.

I'm val.

I own the store.

You just called me?

ma'am, at 12:35 this morning,

We received several calls about

A couple of kids having sex in a

Storefront window, and when we

Arrived, we observed these two

Doing just that.

Can you verify that they're

Employees of yours?

well, she was this morning.

I don't know him.

well, I can explain.

young lady, I've heard enough

From you.

Now sit down.

turn that crap off!

man, that's not crap.

That's my music and it's real

Good.

What up?

I'm yelawolf.

Uh, the store is dope.

Well, hey, if I can't find my

Pants, I'm definitely getting

Those black joints you got in

The back.

like I said, I don't know

Him.

well, then we're gonna have

To arrest him for breaking and

Entering, indecent exposure,

Lewd public acts, and lying to a

Police officer.

sir, please, is it at all

Possible for you to give her a

Pass on this one?

Trust me, I will reprimand her.

I'm sure you don't want to do

All that paperwork, and I just

Really want to go to bed right

Now.

Please?

this time it's a warning,

But the next time--

no, there won't be a next

Time.

We promise.

speak for yourself.

ma'am, ladies.

thank you.

val, I'm sorry.

you don't want to talk to me

Right now.

Just clean up this mess and we

Will speak in the morning.

hi.

It's so weird.

I couldn't get my key to work.

that's because I changed the

Locks.

what's all this?

Are you moving out?

no, you are.

I already got you started.

You can come back this weekend

While I'm away and finish

Getting the rest of your things.

darryl, I don't understand.

I mean, you said that you wanted

To talk.

I thought counseling was

Working.

I thought--I thought we had a

Chance.

yeah, that's what I wanted

You to think.

I needed to know everything you

Did with the mayor so the judge

Will know just how deep your

Betrayal was.

Oh, you're gonna pay for what

You did to me, April, starting

With half of what your grandma

Left you.

you know what?

You clearly just need more time

To calm down before we make

These major life decisions.

So I will come pick up my stuff,

But I'm not signing anything

Right now.

then I guess this is war,

Babe.

hey, boss, whatever this is,

Can we hurry this up?

I have a real estate seminar.

isn't that online?

still, I gotta get to it.

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