Tiger Mom (虎妈猫爸)

Episode 1

Where is she?

Where are you?

Where have you gone?

What are you doing?

It's too warm working overtime in here on the weekend without AC.

Didn't I tell you to pick up my wife? Why did you come into the office?

I came in, and Ms. Bi told me to work overtime.

It's against the labor law. Sue her!

Be nicer to your employees!

Is it easy to work for you?

Who did you tell him to sue? Don't lead my subordinates astray.

I didn't know that someone else is in here. I thought that you're alone.

Why didn't you come straight home after you got back?

- Why did you come to the office? - Yes, I was away for twenty-some days.

There is definitely a lot to handle.

Wifey, pay some attention to me first.

You've been away for twenty-some days.

It's way longer than I can bear...

All right! Let me finish my work first.

You don't even miss me!

I miss you.

You should hurry up.

Mom asked us over to her friend's place in the village for a meal.

Come in.

General Manager Bi, these are the gifts that you asked me to buy.

- These are all for the seniors. - Give them to him.

- Yes. - Thank you.

Let's go.

Take my suitcase with you.

I've already looked at this contract.

- Check it again. - Yes.

I've sent you an email. Take a look at it.

I've calculated the right amount of time, so we won't be late.

Here, hurry up.

- Let's go. - Wifey...

Stop moving around.

Let's talk about something serious.

You're like a pervert.

Where are you trying to hide?

Someone's taken a photo of us?

- Where is the guy? - Go after him. Stop right there!

That security guard! Stop right there!

Did you take photos just now? I'm talking about you!

- Don't leave! Stop running! - Stop right there!

Hurry up! He's already taken photos of us!

Where on earth are you going? Stop right there!

Stop running! Stop right there!

- Here I come! Stop right there! - You!

Where do you think you're going?

Come down here!

- Get down here! - Get down!

You... Where's your cell phone?

- Where's his phone? - Where's your cell phone?

No... You're both being unreasonable!

- You're the unreasonable one! - We're being unreasonable?

- You took photos of us! - Exactly! Who said you can do that?

- You took photos of us! - You're being unreasonable!

- Why did you peak at us in the car? - We're a married couple!

- We're husband and wife! - Exactly!

Who would believe that you're a married couple?

- Don't bother reasoning with him! - A married couple doesn't go home...

As if I'd carry my marriage certificate with me.

- Show me your marriage certificate! - Don't bother reasoning with him!

- I'm looking for it. - Have you found it?

You... You are both acting like gangsters!

- What? Who's a gangster? - You! Female gangster!

- Hurry up! Did you find it? - I found it!

You and that guy are gangsters!

How dare you behave like this!

Female gangster?

I've deleted it! I deleted them!

- Learn a lesson! - Don't be so inconsiderate! Get it?

The security guard is acting up! He has no pants on!

You...

Hi!

Look here!

I took a photo of you.

If you dare to say anything to anyone in this building

I'll put this photo up in the lobby.

Now the biter is bitten.

Let's go. Mom will be mad at me if we get there late.

- This is so annoying. - Let's hurry up.

My princess, you should get changed.

Don't come in!

Here, get changed.

You'll look even more like a princess when you get changed into this. Come here.

I said that I want a pink one! Pink!

You don't like this? Okay! I'll get you a pink one.

- Luo! - Yes?

Get me a bottle of drinking yogurt. Let her have some yogurt.

- Pink... A pink dress... - Here I come!

- My princess... - Where is the pink dress?

Don't come over here, Grandpa!

I've frozen Grandpa!

Okay!

- I've found a pink one! - I've frozen Grandma!

All right, you may get me changed now.

Yes, Your Highness.

Yes, Your Highness. Here...

- Let's get you dressed up. - Have some yogurt.

Don't bother with the yogurt.

Go get me two more packets of wet tissue.

There are more germs in the countryside, so don't forget to wipe her hands.

That family isn't as well off as we are.

You can't get anything at their place. Go and get them now.

All right!

We'll give her the yogurt on our way there.

Here, turn around.

Good girl.

Grandma's precious baby. So pretty.

Why are you working overtime on weekends?

Mom, that's fine. It's just a meal. It's okay to be a bit late.

Listen up. Don't let Qian Qian touch anything in the countryside.

It's dirtier there.

Be a good girl and show them what you are good at.

- Okay, slowly... - They are here!

- Ya Xian! - Over here.

This child is so pretty! Come here!

- Auntie. - You've all arrived.

Call her Grandma.

- Hello, Grandma! - Hello!

- Hello Grandpa! - Hello.

- Auntie. - Hello, Uncle!

Hello, Auntie!

Welcome to our house!

- You're so sensible. - You've forgotten.

- What about our princess? - There's still a friend your age.

Here's our little princess.

She's timid. She's not very good around strangers.

Let's see who's taller?

Let's compare your height and see who's taller?

They are the same height!

You're now friends. Play well together.

Uncle, Auntie. My mother-in-law has prepared some supplements.

- You don't have to. - What are you doing?

You should just come for lunch. Why did you spend money on that?

She said that you haven't met up in years.

That's true.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

My daughter-in-law is very thoughtful. She bought it.

- I see. - Here.

Our princess also prepared something for your granddaughter.

You mustn't behave like this.

- Qian Qian! - These are all your old toys.

- Give them to her as gifts. - Ya Xian.

If she doesn't want to, you don't have to make her.

Tell her to accept it.

We live in a village. She won't have much use for those toys.

We have a lot at home. If she doesn't want them, we would have thrown them away.

Don't throw them away!

We'll see it as an act of charity. Thanks.

- Thank you, Grandma. - Let's go inside the house.

- Let's have a seat inside. - Hold hands, girls.

Come on inside, my dear!

Look! She's still so shy!

Why did you think of moving here?

We did it for our grandchild.

The school here is famous nationwide.

The admission exam is very hard. But my granddaughter passed it!

They run the school with tough discipline.

What can we do? We can only rent a house here near the school.

But hasn't your standard of living gone down since you moved here?

Gone down?

The investment in our grandchildren is the most profitable.

It's a profit of ten or a hundred fold.

Do you understand?

Are you raising a child or investing in stocks?

- Let's go inside. - What are you talking about?

Let's go in and have some tea.

'In such profusion, the flowers in Huang Siniang’s garden bloom!'

'With thousands of them, the branches are heavily laden.'

'Now and then lingering, butterflies about gracefully.'

'While orioles, here and there, warble in carefree contentment.'

'The nation is broken, though mountains and rivers remain.'

'In cities in the Spring, the grass and trees grow deeply.'

'Sensing the moment, flowers shed tears.'

'Hating the separation, birds are fearful at heart.'

Well done!

'Name the Five Hegemons of the Spring and Autumn period.'

Duke Huan of Qi, Duke Wen of Jin

Duke Mu of Qin, Duke Xiang of Song

and King Zhuang of Chu!

- Well done! - Two times seven is?

- Fourteen. - What about three times seven?

Twenty-one!

What about four times seven?

It's enough. Stop reciting the times table.

Save some time for our princess to perform for us.

Qian Qian, show them the dance of the princess.

- Take it to the stage with glamor! - Exactly!

I won't dance here. This isn't a palace.

I will only dance in the palace.

It's so shabby here!

Well...

It is a bit shabby here, isn't it?

Auntie, she watched too many animations.

- What palace? - Exactly!

It's all right.

If you can't dance, then you don't have to.