Mad Dogs

Maybe one of your friends would like to go home instead?

They're coming in, I just opened the gate.

- You let the cops in! - What the fuck!

I had no choice. Gus was about to give us up.

Go! Stop them! Stop!

Come on!

Hey, hey, look.

Maybe we should just talk out here.

Okay. What would you like to say?

Hey. - Hello.

- How are you? - Good.

What's going on, Gus?

About to ask you the same question, Lex.

Um, is there a problem?

He won't fit. He won't fit.

Okay, okay.

Hey, we're gonna cut off his feet.

- What? - Yeah, yeah.

Go get the biggest knife you can find.

- Oh, my God. - Do it!

We have started an official investigation

into the-the missing boat.

Yeah, we... but we told you,

uh, that we didn't know anything about any boat.

Oh? Because your friend seemed to think

you might be able to help.

Help... help answer any questions.

Didn't know exactly what and, again,

we don't anything about a missing boat.

That's perfect. All right, you got him?

- Okay. - Wait.

- Wouldn't it be quicker to... - What?

- No. - What?

- No. - What?!

Cut off his head?

Yeah. Okay, yeah.

Great, okay. Okay.

Ready? Here we go.

- One... - Ugh.

Ah, I can't do it!

Maybe we can talk inside.

Uh, but I know you said,

um, you wanted to speak to Milo, right?

But, uh, he's not back yet,

and the other guys went to bed,

so why don't we just, uh, talk out here?

It seems the guys have gotten up.

To make cocktails or something.

Great.

Let's have a drink.

You're not in bed.

And no cocktails.

Uh, she wanted to, uh, ask some more questions

about the, um, uh, the missing boat.

Hey, didn't know we had company.

I will like, if you don't mind,

to interview you one by one.

Which one of you will talk first?

Your name and address, please.

What do you do for work?

Uh, I-I-I teach.

I-I used to be a teacher.

Now, I mainly... I mainly teach teachers.

I... I teach teachers...

teaching.

Do you enjoy it?

It's a job.

I-I need ice.

I think your fridge is not working

or maybe just empty.

Milo is in-in Guatemala, in which town?

He didn't say.

But you asked him.

I don't remember the name, but yeah, yeah, we asked him.

No, we did not ask because it's none of our business.

Mm-hmm.

Milo's business is in real estate, right?

Yes, buying and selling property.

- That is all he does. - No.

Milo has his fingers in a lot of pies.

Which pies?

Hmm, investments, stock speculations.

Uh, he and I both, uh, play the markets a little.

Stock market? No. No, just, uh, real estate.

Which of you would you say is...

is closest to Milo?

I guess, I am. I mean, I've known him the longest.

- Lex. - Lex.

- Me. - And you, what do you do?

I deal in antiques.

And up until a few years ago, I practiced law

and I'm pretty sure this right here,

without a warrant, not exactly legal.

You know about law.

That's what I just said.

You rented a car.

- From the airport. - Yes.

So where is it? I didn't see it outside.

Well, um, we drove into town last night and, uh,

got a little drunk so, um, we left it in town,

took a taxi back.

So where-where is the car?

The craziest thing.

Uh, we can't really remember where it is

because we got pretty drunk.

We had a good time.

Would you like us to find it?

No, no, that's fine.

We have an idea where, I think I know the street.

It's got... there's a gas station that's...

It's-it's very easy, very easy.

No, it's fine. We'll get it. Thank you.

Your name and address, please.

How about this?

How about you, uh, you write down your name

and badge number and your superior's name?

Because where I'm from, this is not how it's done.

You know what, if you're going to question us,

I think we should have a lawyer

or somebody from the embassy present.

I thought your-your friend used to be a lawyer.

Gus, right.

I'm not sure I want to take legal advice from him.

Why you think you need to call a lawyer?

Have you done something wrong?

No.

We're four friends on vacation.

And you're very close.

Yep, super tight.

No.

Some of us are closer than others.

Close? Us?

Okay. We know you have plane reservations,

leave on Monday night,

the 6:00 PM flight via Houston.

You tell her that, too, Gus?

While we continue our investigation,

I must ask you not to leave Belize before then.

What if we do?

You will be detained at the airport.

Why? Because of some missing boat we know nothing about?

How can I explain?

You're not in the United States.

The person the boat belongs to is very savage.

We are trying to solve a crime,

but we are also trying to protect

whoever stole the boat

because clearly they do not understand what they did.

Must be worth a lot of money then.

Jesús is a man of principle.

Whether he's owed a lot or a little, he will seek atonement.

Doesn't matter if the person is here in Belize

or even in the United States.

He has many associates.

When Milo returns, ask him to call me.

Ay, and don't worry, Lex,

I'll find your car.

What's she talking about, find our car?

She saw the rental car keys on the table.

- She asked where it was. - What'd you say?

- I said we lost it. - Why'd you say that?

I didn't know what to say so I said we didn't know

where it was. Who are you calling? Who are you calling?

Operator, I would like to be connected

to the American embassy, please.

By the way, who opened up the damn gate?

I did.

Oh, of course you did. Why doesn't that surprise me?

I'm sorry, what are you trying to say, Gus?

I'm saying that for as long as we've known you,

you've always been the one to do retarded shit like that

that we...

...have to clean up.

We heard everything you were saying to her.

What-what... you-you-you-you think that I was...

English.

Option one.

They're closed. Want me to leave a message.

Then leave one. Leave one.

Okay, My-my name is...

Don't...

I'm an American citizen.

Uh, I-I came here with a friend-a friend...

Wait...

There was this-this cat.

How the hell am I going to explain this shit?

Wait a second, wait a second.

She's just gone to...

to look for a car rented in our names.

My name.

With millions of euros of drug money sitting in the trunk.

Do you realize we have less

than four hours to return the boat?

Hey, I-I don't-I don't know if you remember me...

You don't think I remember you?

Yeah, I-I rented a car from you earlier.

I misplaced the keys and I was wondering

if you had an extra set.