Thai Jashe!

Come on walk, otherwise I will slap you.

Come.

And you also bought him a spool.

- You liked this? - Yes.

- Just wastage of money. - You liked the spool?

- Now you will fly the kite. Come on, walk fast.

Hey look at him...

- Hey, come on. - I don't want to come.

- What are you saying? Come. - Come on.

- Why are you saying so? - You idiot, I will slap you.

Don't do that.

We are late already, walk fast.

- We are very late. C'mon! Lift your legs.

We will visit Ahmedabad again.

- I don't want to come. What happened?

Hey stupid, come on. - I don't want to go.

Shut up, it's not your father's train that it will wait for you, come.

I want to stay in Ahmedabad.

He has gone mad.

Does Ahmedabad belong to your father?

No, but I want to be in Ahmedabad, I don't want to go to Jetpur.

- Look at him. - Dear, come on.

Look at his daring at this age, he wants to stay here.

- Come now. - I don't want to go!

- What are you doing? - You come.

Hey!

Come on, he will come. He is just doing drama.

You don't get angry.

I will get him, you move ahead.

- You have spoiled him. - Don't shout, I will get him.

Dear, when we go out for a trip...

we should go back to home, right?

No, but...

My dear son, come.

A day when you grow up, you can come to Ahmedabad.

- Really? - Yes, my son. Come on, now.

Now don't shout.

- Oh please! - Look, I will come here.

Yes and we will buy Ahmedabad.

- Yes, you will come for sure. - He is just like you.

Oh come on!

'That day mom convinced me like always.'

She said, "when you grow up, you can come to Ahmedabad."

'And I flew to the city of my dreams.'

'Ahmedabad.'

'The city of my dreams.'

'This city has given me a clear sky to fly.'

'Here I completed my education.'

'And then I joined as a project designer in a small company.'

'I, Pranav Joshi from Jetpur.'

'Now belongs to this city.'

'I am here in the city of my dreams...'

'But when you are single, I mean bachelor...'

'that time, you can't stay in a rented house for long, right?'

Who is there? Hey you stop, wait there.

Is this your father's garden that you are entering without permission?

- Whom you want to meet? - Are you Shanti aunty?

- Yes, it's me. - I am Pranav Joshi.

- You have come to see the house? - Yes.

- Look, let me clear one thing. - What?

- This is my house. - Yes.

- I am the owner, so whatever I say is final. - I agree.

- Will I get for rent? - Only for rent.

You will get it for rent only.

And you will have to stay like a tenant only.

Dare if you plan to take over the house, I will beat you very hard.

- What will be the rent? - Whatever I decide.

I agree.

- You agree? - Yes.

Listen, first rule.

Don't drill the wall without my permission.

Aunty, I don't have anything to hang.

Don't come inside, listen to second rule...

It is a divine house.

So shoes are not allowed inside the house.

Agreed, if you say I will even go out without shoes. What's the rent?

Why? What is the hurry?

Yes because I have to vacant my old house, that's why I am in hurry.

Is it so?

- But why you want my house only? - No, no, I just came to see.

If you don't have any problem, I will stay here.

I have a problem.

I have got problems with each and every tenant.

- I am not going to stay as a tenant. - Then you will stay as an owner?

No, it is your house and you will be the owner.

I will leave the day you ask me to leave. What's the rent?

Listen, Third rule...

Don't leave the taps open.

I will bath outside in the rainy season.

Fourth and the most important rule.

In my house, no gathering allowed with your friends.

- Gathering? - You didn't get it?

What do you call it in your language?

No late night sittings with friends.

Even if they sit, I will stand. What's the rent?

Never touch anything without my permission.

I will not even touch my thing. What's the rent?

You have irritated me so much by asking about the rent.

Okay fine.

Thank God, my rent has started.

Shanti aunty...

'Only one person can give me peace from Shanti aunt's troubles.'

What is the rent? Whatever she decides.

My philosopher, friend...

and my fiance.

Kajal.

When many miser, homeless witches would have died...

that time this Shanti aunty must have born.

- Your Shanti epic is greater than all mythological epics. - Yes.

I am paying for the sins of all my previous births.

- If we think in a different way... - What?

Then all your previous sins are vanished.

So the future births will be good.

I mean, you...

How can you think differently every time?

- This is the fun, my friend. - Oh yes.

The thing which is there is there only.

But which is not there, it only exists in the thoughts.

And the blind race of thoughts to reach the mirage...

- that is the game of life. - Wow, that's so great.

Thank you, thank you.

Instead of doing job in a finance company after MBA.

You should start holy discourse.

Your business will go very far.

- Saint Kajal. - Not a bad idea.

- But for that also I need experience. - So come at my place.

In the haunted house of Shanti witch...

you will get a complete experience, how to live happily.

But how do you live there?

I just stay there.

I live life when I am with you.

And rest of the time, I just breathe.

Listen, what I am saying...

When I give speeches as Saint Kajal...

you be my assistant, I mean...

you can start wherever I stuck.

- What do you think? - Is it?

Yes.

Where will you get stuck, Kajal?

Right now I am stuck.

In you!

Don't know why?

How does these foreigners stay alone?

We live in a joint family, right.

Then what...

I got my parents from Jetpur...

to stay with me in Ahmedabad.

Hey you, what are you doing?

Hey lady, did you see my soap?

Why are you not listening to me? Deaf lady, did you see my soap?

Oh my God, you are washing your husband's clothes with my soap.

- Aunt, your soap? - Yes my soap.

Aunt, this is my soap.

See...

Today she says the soap is mine...

Tomorrow she will say that this home is mine.

No, I mean this is your house.

Yes it's my house only. I am saying that...

in my house, in my veranda, with my soap...

you are washing your husband's pant.

It has started!

Aunt, don't worry.

I will clean the washing area and the entire veranda.

That means, you will teach me?

You will teach me, how to clean the house?

- Don't act over smart. - Aunt...

Why did this cannon start firing bombs early in the morning?

To me?

He called me a cannon?

Am I abusing?

Am I?

No Mrs. Shanti.

Not abusing, you are just firing bombs.

See your husband says I am abusing.

- No... - No, being a tenant, you are arguing with me.

Look, he is abusing the owner of the house.

Did I start abusing till now?

Then when will you start?

Yes, abuse me.

- One minute, let me think. - Oh my God!

Your name plate in my house.

This is in English, 'Chandrakant K. Joshi'.

What is the matter, Shanti aunty?

Only you were missing. Come.

Prince, come here.

Only he was left.

You are asking me, what's the matter?

Ask your mother.

- She was washing your father's pant with my soap. - Mom?

What is she saying?

You washed my pant with her soap?

- Listen... - But why?

Why did you wash my pant with her soap?

- You should not use her soap to wash my pant. - Hey you!

She took my soap today...

tomorrow she will take my house.

And your father...

he was putting his name plate in my house.

- I just removed it out to clean it. - Oh...

Is it so? Today this name plate...