Supah Ninjas

Hold it right there.

Put the case down and turn around.

Now.

What are you?

You have no idea.

- Ah... three-day weekend.

I dare you to find three more beautiful words.

In the English language.

Maybe "mr. Halle Berry."

Remember what grandfather said?

"ninjas don't take vacations."

Sure, but maybe we could do our ninja work.

And catch this new robo-dactyl movie.

Everybody's talking about.

Half robot, half pterodactyl.

This time, man is the one who will go extinct.

Robo-dactyl.

Ahh!

- No, robo-dactyl. Don't hurt me.

You wonder why nobody sits with you guys at lunch.

I'll catch up with you guys later.

Got to talk to Mr. Bradford.

About some extra credit that I missed.

Ugh. Bradford.

That guy's a weirdo.

If by "weirdo" you mean "genius,"

Then I wish I was a weirdo.

Wish granted.

Uh!

I...

Ahh!

Hey, Mr. "b."

Amanda. My favorite student.

How's the arm?

Oh, it's fine.

You know, the kitchen can be a dangerous place...

Especially when you leave the stove on.

I wanted to talk to you about the extra credit point.

On today's test.

You said it was cellular mitosis,

But I think it might actually be meiosis.

All my students should share.

Your passion for science, Amanda.

Biology is, after all, the study of life.

And all its wonderful mysteries.

Did you know that insects are in many ways.

Superior to humans?

They have perfect immune systems.

I'm sorry.

I know I can be a bore.

No.

A little bit.

Well, I'd be happy to take another look.

At your extra credit,

But now if you'll excuse me,

I have a little experiment I've been working on.

Oh, no prob. Thanks, Mr. "b."

Click!

Hey, guys. You're just in time.

Oh, is it real housewives of empire city?

That's...

The assailant's target:

A chemical known as cerium 131.

Made here at mayview pharmaceuticals.

But what has authorities most perplexed.

Are his glowing red eyes.

Glowing red eyes?

Shh! This is it.

We have, um...

Do you want me to look into the camera?

No? Okay.

I assure you're doing everything we can.

To resolve this matter.

This chirp doesn't stand a pants.

I mean, this perp doesn't stand a chance.

Can I have a do-over?

No? Okay.

Bet you didn't think your dad was a tv star, did you?

You were really...

Difficult to put into words.

I can think of a few.

Well, I've got it recorded.

So we can watch it again and again.

Come on, guys.

We've got some investigating Toto do,

Starting with this red eye character.

Hey, Mikey!

Cousin Conner. What are you doing...

Man, it's so great to see you, Mike.

What's it been? Two years?

So how's life? Is High School fun?

Have you cracked that bed-wetting problem?

Owen, what's up?

My man, there he is.

Yeah.

Dude, robo-dactyl, that movie is amazing.

And the best part is,

When you find out the scientist.

Is actually a bad guy working for robo-dactyl...

Ahh, spoiler!

Well, hello, there.

Let me guess.

Your father was a thief.

Um, excuse me?

Because he stole the sparkle from the stars.

And put them in your eyes.

Really? That's best you've got?

Ooh. Spicy.

I like that.

I'm going to call you "jalapeno."

Go ahead. Call me jalapeno.

Let's see what happens.

I wouldn't poke the bear.

Uh, so what brings you to empire city?

My parents are going on a cruise.

They're doing a whole second honeymoon thing.

You guys ever been on a cruise? I have!

Played shuffleboard.

Had carrot cake for the first time.

Now, I know what you guys are thinking:

Carrots, cake don't go.

Not true!

I would have told you earlier.

That he was spending the weekend with us,

But it would have ruined the surprise.

So...Surprise!

Man, you sure have a lot of toys for someone in High School.

Me, I like computers.

But not books,

Unless they're about zombies, wizards, or zombie wizards.

Your room sure is smaller than mine.

Yeah, it's staring to feel that way.

What are we going to do?

We can't get into the dojo with him snooping around.

Let's just tell him to go to the movies across town.

And pick us up some movie tickets,

And then not show up.

We can't ditch him. It'd be mean.

Hey, Amanda. Your haircut.

It wouldn't be my first choice,

But it sort of works for you.

Hey, Conner. Want to go see a movie?

What happened to "we can't ditch him; it'd be mean"?

You diss my hair, and I go to the dark side.

Me too, sister.

You must be patient with Conner.

He is, after all, the grandson to my beloved sister, akiko.

He can be kind of annoying, grandpa.

Really. Annoying.

Even so, people are often more complicated.

Than they appear.

You must try to keep an open mind.

How is it coming, Amanda?

I can't any info on the cerium 131 chemical.

Mayview pharmaceutical's system.

Is protected by some pretty heavy duty firewalls.

You can't hack in?

No.

I could plant a transmitter on one of their computers.

Could be heavily guarded.

Even better.

I'm in.

We're ninjas. We're not afraid of anything.

Ah! Spider!

All right. Let's get out of here.

That's it? You're done?

I'm that good.

Someone's coming. Hide.

Hey! Hold it right there.

Oh, you got to be kidding.

What is he?

I don't know, but I'm going find out.

Come on.

Let's dance.

Ah!

Huh! Ah!

Mind if I cut in?

Ahh!

It takes two to tango.

Man, five years of ballet,

And that's the best I could come up with?

Just go.

Ah!

Ah-ha!

Ah!

Crash!

Amanda, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, I'm fine, too, fukanaga.

Thanks for the...

Man, is that gross.

Looks like I broke a nail.

Do you need a bandage or some gauze.

Or maybe a blindfold for me?

Amanda, you should really get that looked at.

I'm fine.

A little aloe and it'll heal right up.

Okay, but you can't...

We are so busted.

Hey, Conner.