My Assassin Girlfriend / 朕的刺客女友 (2018)

My Assassin Girlfriend

Episode 1

Still not enough! More!

How about now?

Not enough!

Is it enough now?

Keep going!

Okay!

Ride harder!

Yes! Your Majesty!

You can stop now!

Your Majesty, if you want to read,

please just read a few pages.

The dawn is coming.

You’ll need to go to the court meeting.

His Royal Highness will complain

if you are late.

That’s alright.

Xiaoli,

have you set the court

as I asked?

Your Majesty,

I have got everything prepared.

Good!

The refugees are struggling for a living and begin to riot.

The troops are fighting against rebels everywhere,

greatly weakening our border forces.

Song State has been eyeing covetously on us.

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

The eighth Royal Highness has been talking for an hour.

Will you say something?

I didn’t pay attention.

Royal uncle, could you please repeat?

Sure, Your Majesty!

Since this summer,

our Xumi State has been suffering from natural disasters.

The drought in the north caused a plague of locusts,

while the southwest was hit by the worst flooding in 100 years,

as a result, the farmers reaped nothing at harvest time.

People starve to death and the dead bodies are everywhere.

The refugees are struggling for a living and begin to riot.

The troops are fighting against rebels everywhere,

greatly weakening our border forces.

Song State has been eyeing covetously on us.

In my opinion,

among the three priorities of disaster relief, counter-insurgency and defending against enemies,

disaster relief should be the top priority.

Our state can only prosperity when the civilians gain peace.

I’ll issue a decree now to allocate grants for disaster relief.

Please consider again, Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Song State has invaded to the border.

We should focus on fighting against the enemy.

We are in shortage of forces on the border.

How are we supposed to put up a fight?

Your Majesty,

Song State has been intending to be friend with us.

They are willing to make peace by marrying Princess Cai Wenqi

off to you.

You want me to marry Song State’s Princess?

If I were to agree on this arrangement,

our Xumi State would lose dignity.

Xiaoli.

Report if there’s anything, or else the meeting is over.

Wait!

No one is allowed to leave

unless we come to a conclusion about this matter.

Your Majesty, if you decide to decline the marriage

and hurt the Princess’s feelings,

Song State will definitely send out army

and plunge our people into misery and suffering.

Your Majesty, do you want to

take the blame for that?

I’m the emperor of Xumi State.

Why should I listen to others about who to marry?

It’s just because that you are the head of our state,

you should put the stake of our country first!

Assassin!

Protect the emperor!

Good timing! You can take the credit for protecting the emperor!

It’s poisonous gas!

Run!

Help!

Run!

This gas is made just for you!

If you are exposed to the gas for a certain period of time,

at best, your skin will be infected and festering,

at worst, you’ll be disfigured!

If you don’t leave right now,

you will find your skin…

You’ll find that

I’m lying!

Escort her to a safe place.

Yes, Your Majesty!

I apologize for failing on protecting Your Majesty!

I deserve to die!

I’m willing to redeem myself by making great sacrifice!

Please give an order, Your Majesty,

to have me go after the assassin and find out who this person is!

Please rise, royal uncle!

Thank you! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! I…

Royal uncle, I feel quite tired.

Please go back and rest.

I’ll take my leave.

His Majesty is fine!

You may take your leave now.

Your Majesty! I’ve seen her off.

Good!

Your Majesty, I’m really curious.

Why do you set her free every time

but never catch her to take a look at her?

Aren’t you curious about

how she looks?

Are you curious about that?

I am!

I am only curious, but I didn’t look at all!

You didn’t?

I didn’t!

I dare you!

Then why didn’t you look?

What do you know?

The tipsy feeling is the best,

and the half blooming flowers are the prettiest!

Heroine!

You didn’t show up

until I finished one piece of music.

Please take a seat!

Let me play another song for you!

Don’t try to stall by talking nonsense!

You’ll soon be dead!

Since you don’t want to sit,

then you can be hung up!

Bastard!

Bastard! Put me down!

I’ve offered you a seat but you didn’t take it!

What kind of music you’d like to hear?

Put me down!

Alright!

I’ll put you down!

But you have to hear me playing a song.

Stop talking!

If you want to kill me, just do it!

Be good!

Xiaoli, put her down.

It’s fine if you don’t want to hear my music,

but don’t take it out on my Guqin!

Protect the emperor from the assassin!

Don’t just stand there!

Run!

That way!

Xiaoli, see her off to a safe place.

Your Majesty, please forgive us for being late!

Yes!

It’s okay! You may leave now.

Yes!

Your Majesty, it’s obvious that the flowers are fake.

If she will appear for this,

then that means that she’s not only stupid

but also blind.

You are so short-sighted!

This is called romance, alright?

I’ve invited her to come appreciate flowers with me.

She’ll show up for sure.

You’ve been sitting here for long,

but she still hasn’t showed up.

Bastard! You are dead!

Wait, miss!

Bastard! Let go!

Your Majesty! I’m afraid that she is really blind!

It’s such a big cage, yet she couldn’t even see it!

Bastard! Let me out!

I invited you to enjoy the flowers.

How about appreciating the flowers together now?

What’s wrong with you?

Can’t you see that

how much effort His Majesty has put in you?

He is my sworn enemy!

I see! I see!

You say the same thing every time!

Assassin!

I’ve got a horse for you.

You’d better run now or it’s too late.

Xiaoli, let her out!

Step back!

It’ll be too late if you don’t go now!

Come on! Go!

To that gate! Just get out from there!

The horse is at the side of a bamboo forest, two miles to the east from here.

Giddyap! Giddyap!

I don’t quite understand

about the flower and liquor you mentioned.

But, Your Majesty,

you really don’t know who she is?

10 years ago,

Secretariat Director Yu Chong was reported on suspicion of treason.

My royal father conducted a surprise search,

during which a big fire broke out,