Scabbard Samurai (Saya-zamurai) (さや侍)

~ Saya Samurai ~ SCABBARD SAMURAI

Shamisen no Oryu

Nicho Tanjyu no Pakyun

This one! This one! I'm lying! I'm lying!

This one! I'm lying! Hey, I'm going to shoot you!

Kotsusatsushi Gori Gori

Father, when are you going to stop running away?

Can you please stop running away?

You call yourself a samurai?

If you are a samurai, behave like a samurai and fight!

A samurai that doesn't have a sword or doesn't fight may as well be dead.

If you must be that way...

quit like a samurai.

Could this be because of mother...?

Police

What does this mean?

What does this mean?

What does this mean?

What does this mean?

What does this mean?

Hey! Pakyun!

Hey! Gori Gori!

What are you up to?

Never mind this!

Look at that!

It's him! That's the samurai without a sword!

Why did he get caught?

After all we've done!

You guys can't even kill someone like that.

Oh, it's Shamisen no Oryu.

I guess we all missed our chance.

What do you mean?

Nomi Kanjuro, raise your head.

Your crime, Nomi Kanjuro...

You gave up your post and fled.

Two years and three months ago.

But he doesn't have any luck either, he got caught so easily.

What do you mean?

You guys don't know anything as usual.

The lord of this prefecture is a really peculiar person.

Everyone that gets caught has to do the '30-day task'.

What do you mean 30-day task? - What do you mean?

Everyone has 30 days to make the young lord laugh. He has lost his smile.

What do you mean?

If they don't succeed in 30 days, the penalty is seppuku.

They have 1 chance per day to try and make the young lord laugh.

If they succeed they will be set free.

A pardon just for making him laugh sounds great.

You're so stupid.

What do you mean?

Do you have any idea how many people have failed?

What do you mean?

When the young lord lost his beloved mother, he lost his laughter.

What do you mean?

It's as if he can't find his heart.

But my heart...

is still held by you.

Well, what ever he does, he has 30 days to complete the task or else it's seppuku.

For a samurai it must be very painful.

What do you mean?

Because your crime

is a serious offense.

it's been decided

that you will be sentenced to the '30-day task'.

I bet this guy will fail, too.

Just like the other guy, he was terrible.

I wonder what his crime is.

See, even the priest is praying for him.

He's the 13th person.

He will definitely fail. No wait, is he the 10th person?

9... 10... 11...

You talk too much!

Keep quiet.

Okay.

It's empty.

Kuranosuke...

what should we do about her?

She followed us.

Let them be together.

Father!

Why didn't you do something before this happened?

Father, are you a true samurai?

What are you going to do from tomorrow?

I sentence you to commit seppuku!

29 days remaining!

What is that?

What were you trying to do?

Doing something like this won't make people laugh.

There's only 29 days left.

What are you going to do?

I sentence you to commit seppuku!

28 days remaining.

Why did you think of sucking a noodle up your nose?

What kind of idea was that?

What were you thinking about, doing something like that?

You have to make the young lord happy!

Don't go naked.

I have a favour to ask.

What is it?

Can you draw a picture on my stomach please?

Why?

I was thinking of dancing with it.

I'm not good at drawing.

Please.

I can't.

Please.

Bothersome.

I sentence you to commit seppuku!

27 days remaining.

It seems like you're blaming me.

It's not my fault!

Why are you dressed llke that, now?

They're fighting.

If you are going to do something like that, why not just die right now?

It can't be helped.

Keep it down in here!

My name is Tae, I am the daughter of Nomi Kanjuro.

Sorry for bothering you while you're having your meal.

What do you think about catching fish as his new idea?

Dojyo Sukui?

Yes.

He doesn't listen to me and said that tomorrow he will do the Dojyo Sukui.

Let me see it.

Let's just die.

Wait a second.

I'm not sure, but...

try it with these in your nose.

I sentence you to commit seppuku!

26 days remaining.

Why are you saying it's my fault?

That's not what I'm saying.

The stomach dance didn't work, why didn't you stop him from doing the Doyjo Sukui?

That's because you...

When I thought...

in Haragei he's dancing naked,

but the Dojyo Sukui is just his face.

I would have thought that the Haragei would've been funnier.

That's true.

Also, yesterday and today included dancing.

You, just shut up!

Okay.

What?

How about jumping through a hoop?

Kagonoke?

Oh! I've seen that before!

You have to jump through a basket with a hole in the bottom, right?

Let's just die.

Wait.

I think we need to add something.

Well..

how about setting it on fire?

You were right.

Right.

I sentence you to commit seppuku!

Well, I didn't expect it to rain.

It's my fault?

Please give me a break!

Of course it was my idea to use fire...

That can't be helped because Kuranosuke...

No! I'm sorry, it's not my fault!

Father...

let's die right now.

Oh, you meant that.

I guess that's fine.

Anyway you look at it, it looks llke it won't work.

Stupid!

If he dies...

before the 30 days

we'll be fired!

Oh, that's bad! No, no!

You, too, even if you want to die, you can't die.

That's right.

Keep trying for the next 30 days.

I won't help!

Headstrong daughter...

I'm sorry.

Have you thought of anything for tomorrow?

Well, let's think about it now.

Lets use this and

try Kuchi Jyamisen.

I don't think so.

No, I'm sure it will work.

Hey, try it.

I sentence you to commit seppuku!

See, I told you!

You really think of nonsense!

Then what should we do?

My idea is this!

One man sumo.

What is this?

Regular sumo includes 2 people.

He will try it with just 1 person.

It's the best idea!

Are you sure?

Okay. Start!

Hakyoi!

Nokota!

Nokota! Nokota!

Nokota! Nokota!

Nokota! Nokota!