Dhanusu Raasi Neyargalae (தனுசு ராசி நேயர்களே)

I got stuck in traffic, sir. - Garland me! - You keep it!

Why all this, dear? - Eat it! I won't be late again, sir. - Okay!

Sir, I read an interesting article about you today. - Is it?

What was it about? - I read about a heroine slippering you!

Greetings, all! How are you doing? Long time since we met.

Today, we are commencing shoot for my next film.

The name of the movie is 'Venus on a high!'

The title sounds exciting, right?

I know what the guy in the last row is thinking!

He thinks I got very lucky! What to do?

Years of hardowork is finally paying!

That's an old story. They say if your time is bad

the dog will bite you even if you stood atop a camel!

But if your time is good

the dog won't bite even if you kicked it. That's the power of time.

Don't ask me if you can believe in time, horoscope and stuff. I don't know.

But a person I know swears by these for years together.

We are going to see his life story!

'This is him! Don't think he is sleeping. Look at what he does in dreams!'

Hold on! Dude, that's enough dreaming. Get up! Let's get to the story.

'Meet Arjun!'

'He works as a sales executive in Toyota Company.'

'He lost his father.'

'He still rides the Maruti 800 car that his dad left him.'

'Observe the sticker on the car.'

'Hello, dear.' - 'I'm driving. I'll call you back.'

Sure, dear.

'She is Arjun's mother. Her name is Pandiamma.'

'She runs Satya Mess in Kumbakonam!'

Serve some chutney for him. Check for second helping.

'Free food for senior citizens!' - 'All of us have an ambition in life. We all do.'

'His ambition is...' - I want to be married soon.

'This is because...'

Astrology is a form of science.

My father often says you are one of the best in the field.

I want you interpret my son's horoscope and predict his future.

Of course!

Dear, you neither own a house, nor have savings. You are not in the right job oo!

You are an innocent soul who commits no sin!

In fact, you will be successful if you did a business of your own.

But you need fuel to run a car!

Likewise, a Virgo girl is your fuel in life.

You are destined to marry a girl from different state. She speaks different language. She'll come to you!

I repeat, she will come in search of you!

It will be great if he can get married within next one year.

He will be successful if he marries a girl under Virgo sign.

You will reach great heights by marrying

a damsel with Virgo sign. Get married at the earliest.

As per your horoscope, you'll marry a girl of

different ethnicity. Your life will be good after wedding.

Mom! Mom! - 'I am here.'

Mom, what have you been doing since morning?

I made steamed cakes, chutney and fritters. Go eat!

Yeah! Like that will bring my future wife here.

You should visit matrimonial offices, forward my details

on Whatsapp, inform people you know. Only then we'll find a girl.

I'm talking here. You don't seem...

Very irresponsible!

Earlier, he got irritated if I spoke of marriage. Now he wants me to look for a bride.

Good improvement!

Is her sign Virgo? - Of course!

Does she speak different language? - They are a Telugu family.

Andhra or Telangana? - They from Saidapet, Chennai.

You are irresponsible, mom. Go find someone original.

Where do I find originality in current times?

What happened to the Sivakasi girl? - She is 'Mangalik', sir.

Dude, that alliance from Rameshwaram looked gorgeous.

Why did you reject her? - She is older than me by a day.

Does it even matter in life?

What about the Tirunelveli alliance? - She looks older to me.

Why do you get cross with me? You are the one rejecting girls.

How will you get married in a year if you keep doing this?

'Why do you trouble us at this age?'

Go fall in love with someone!

Earlier, parents had issue with love. Now they get upset if you don't fall in love.

What to do, Arjun?

Install a dating app, buddy. - What for?

Find your dream girl!

Hi! - Can I ask you something?

Sure!

What is your zodiac sign? - What?

I'll give you a call!

Morning! Give me today's horoscope for Sagittarius!

'Sorry! I don't know how to do it yet.' - Dude!

Hi, dude! - Hi, buddy!

Arjun, meet my friend Priya.

Priya! - Hi! - Hi!

Dude, all the best.

Fine! What's your zodiac sign? - What?

Hey, you'll never get married in life.

Hey! Hey! Hey! What's your sun sign?

Do you understand our Arjun's problem now? God save him.

I forgot to tell you. He has only 6 shades of shirt.

'White for Monday, Red for Tuesday, Green for Wednesday'

'Yellow for Thursday, Blue for Friday, Black for Saturday. For Sunday?' - Leave!

Sir, the Director is calling you. - I'll come.

Fine! You keep watching Arjun's story.

Director says the shot is ready!

I'll meet you during break!

Hello! The items are all packed. Just bring the van soon!

Try to understand my plight. Hurry up!

Mr Fernandez, are you vacating the house?

Yes! Is there a problem?

I can sense from your tone that someone is bothering you.

You are my problem! - What?

Mr Fermandez, I... Sorry! Sorry!

What did I do? - There's nothing left for you to do.

Sorry!

It's the poster of a donkey that you put outside my house, which reads 'Look at me and be blessed.'

Even small kids call me 'Donkey uncle'

whenever I step out of my house.

I feel humiliated.

Seeing a donkey before you step out is a good omen. So, I put it up. Is that wrong?

What did I say when a lizard fell on my shoulder?

You said you don't believe in it.

What did you do? You spoke to my wife about astrology, bad omen and got her tensed.

I had to undergo health checkup for 3 days at 3 hospitals.

It's an age old belief, Mr Fernandez. It can never go wrong.

I'm sure you have some issues in your kidney or heart.

'Are you still sleeping?' - Uncle!

Uncle! - Gosh! He is torturing me.

Get up now, or I'll pour water on your face.

Why do you wake me up at 7AM

and torture me?

Don't brag about cycling again!

All you do is eat and sleep. Why don't you work out?

Hurry up. Get ready.

'That's an impressive collection, Karupasamy. Super!'

I am done with this!

I got to try all this 'Biryani' before the year end.

'You might have seen jumbo tortoises. This is his jumbo uncle. Ignore him.'

'You'll find good luck charms all over this house. Look!.'

'It looks more like an antique museum than a house.'

'He waits for an auspicious hour to even light a lamp.'

'Pray today turns out to be good as other days.'

Uncle! Uncle! - Yes?

Who pushed the Laughing Buddha? - Let's go!

See you! - Come!

Hold on. What did you just do, dear?

I rubbed Laughing Buddha's belly. - What for? - It brings money!

I need Rs 200. Give it to me. - Wait.

I believe in it. - It's a superstition, fool!

It's just a free product dumped by the Chinese.

Where is the key?

Hey, why did you jump out now?

Uncle, we've to leave before the inauspicious hour.

I thought there was an earthquake.

Bring my purse and key.

Even 'Periyar' can't save people like you.

Uncle, let's to go to Karapakkam Ponni Amman temple on our way.

What is the occasion?

It has a special shrine for Lord Dakshinamoorthy. - So what?

The Jupiter is in transit, uncle.

Thirumananda says we'll gain by lighting a lamp on Thursday. I want to do it.

Do you think Virat Kohli lit lamps to marry Anushka Sarma?

I am practical. Yet you call me a fool. Make it fast.

Give me your name and star. - Arjun, Sagittarius, 'Moola' star.

Lord, the astrologers say that if I don't get married this year, I'll remain unmarried.

The social media is flooded with marriage photos and wedding invites.

Please help me find a good Virgo girl!

You give me your name and star. - 'Meena, Virgo sign, 'Uttara' star.

'Is she married?'

Yeah right! Like you would bless me instantly.

'Ready! Ready! We can go for a take. Silence!'

'Radio astronomer specializing as a planetary scientist.'

'and now selected to be a part of Mission Mars 1'

'Station Astronaut!'

I don't understand. - I graduated in Physics

and did masters in Astrophysics.

Further, I specialized in Radio Astronomy.

Since I research about planets I am a planetary scientist.

Then, the US Company had picked me to go on Mars Mission. So, I'm an astronaut.

Wow! You'll be representing the human race!

How many months or years is this Mars mission for?

It's a one-way trip. We need to know the living conditions on Mars

for humans to settle in the future.

So, we are going to test it and settle there.

Trust me, brother. Why do you scream?

I'm just leaving.

Sir! - Don't scream, brother. - Please move the van. - Hold on!

Give me a minute. - Sir. - I'll call you back, brother.

What is your problem? You are only a security not the showroom owner.

I am waiting for the load Stop pestering me. I'll move.

Look at his dumb face smeared in sacred ash!

Rams sir, good morning. - Good morning, sir.

Are you facing trouble already? - Yes, sir!

There's some or other trouble every day.

Why did you take off yesterday? - The usual!

Did any match come to see your daughter?

What does the groom say? - Name of jewelers!

My daughter is getting old.

Don't worry, sir. The Jupiter transition happened yesterday.

You said your daughter is a Pisces, right?

Yes, sir.

Ask her pray to Goddess Durga and light a lamp on Friday for 9 weeks.

You'll get good news in the 10th week.

Sure, sir. - Don't worry. See you.

Good morning, Arjun.

'Arjun looks handsome. He could get lucky with girls!"

'But do you know why he is obsessed with astrology?'