Tyler Perry's The Oval

Man: Victoria...

Victoria: Will you stop following me?

Man: Talk to me.

I said...

Talk to me.

Victoria: Let me go.

Man: Not until we talk.

Victoria: Did you not hear me?

I said, let me go.

Man: No.

Victoria: I will scream.

Man: Go ahead. No one will believe you.

-Ptoo! -Oh! Oh!

-Oh! -You... uh!

Victoria: No! No! Oh...

Man: Oh...

Oh...

Victoria: I told you never to hit me again.

Man: I'm sorry.

Victoria: No, you're not.

Man: I'm sorry. Ha ha!

Victoria: You think this is funny?

Man: Ohh!

Oh! Uh! Oh!

Uh! Uh! Ow!

Uh! Uh!

Uh... hyah!

Victoria: Oh, no! Get... Get off me!

Man: Ow!

Oh...

Uh! Uh! Rrgh!

Yes?

Different man: Mr. President, we should really get moving, sir.

Man: Know what I need, Max?

Max: Yes, sir.

Victoria: We're gonna need hair and makeup.

Max: Yes, ma'am.

Man: Ohh...

Different man: Ladies and gentlemen,

the president and first lady.

Woman: Oh, damn.

Lemon: Well, this is the first interracial couple

in the white house.

They come from the high-society elite in america.

Ryan: Well, Don, the excitement can be felt

in both blue and red states.

Lemon: Yeah. I'm glad to see that this country

can be somewhat united by electing a white president

who's married to an African American woman.

Woman: I know that's right. Mm, god bless america.

Hey, baby, what you doing?

Girl: Where's my daddy?

Woman: I don't know. Come on. Come on.

Let's go wash your hands and get ready for dinner.

Let me find your daddy.

Woman: Mm!

Man: Yeah?

Woman: Your baby downstairs. She want to see y'all.

Man: Ohh...

Ok, ma. We'll be right down.

Woman: Mm-hmm. Hurry up.

Different woman: See, we need our own place.

Woman: I couldn't agree more.

-Ma! -I'm just saying.

Woman: I know, Don. I'm trying. I'm trying, ok?

Don: No. Don't. You're not gonna make it.

Woman: I'm at the airport now.

Don: Yeah, but there are a line of storms

between here and there, and they're headed this way.

Woman: Ok. Look. I'll be there. I'll be there. Don't worry.

Don: You know what? I knew you should not have gone.

I knew it.

Woman: Hey, honey, she was having a meltdown

about the dress.

I had to go. I didn't want to lose her as a client.

Don: You know what? I can't with you right now.

You understand?

Woman: Ok. Look, baby.

I know you're stressed, but I'm on the way.

Don: But you won't make it in time to get changed.

Woman: I will. Look.

I'll do my hair and makeup on the plane.

Alicia's gonna meet me with the dress, so I will.

Don: Hurry.

Woman: I will, honey. Don't worry, ok?

Don:

-Is she gonna make it? -She better.

Don: Is everything ready?

Woman: Yes, everything except for his personal office boxes,

and they are in the head Butler's care.

Don: Ok. Has everything been moved out of the oval?

Woman: Yes, sir, and, respectfully,

these people, they're capable.

They've been doing it many years.

Don: Ok. That is great. What about the kids' rooms?

Woman: Done.

Don: And who's handling his personal office?

Woman: Richard.

Sir, this is Richard, our head Butler.

Woman: Richard, this is Donald winthrop,

our chief of staff.

-Hello, sir. -Hello.

Don: You'll be handling his personal office?

Richard: Yes, sir. The movers here...

Don: No. No. No movers.

I need you to handle this alone. You understand?

Highly sensitive materials we're dealing with.

Richard: Yes, sir. I will.

Don: Thank you. Ohh...

Think it's almost impossible to move one president

out of the white house and another one in

within a matter of hours.

Woman: Yes, sir.

Richard: We've been doing this for years.

Don: How long you been working here, Richard?

Richard: It's my third administration, sir.

Woman: And he has been amazing.

Don: Oh. We couldn't do it without you.

Richard: Thank you, sir.

Woman: Sir, you should be getting to the motorcade.

Don: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Woman: Yeah. We have it all covered here, I promise.

Don: Thank you. All right. Thank all of you.

Woman: He worries. I'm glad we have you.

Richard: Thank you, ma'am.

Woman: Have you seen all these boxes...

Richard: Yes.

Woman: That's in this room,

and they want you to do this by yourself?

-Well... -You know your back.

-Hey, I got it. -No. You don't.

Richard: Hey, just make sure you have the meals ready.

Woman: I've got it, but this just seems like a bit much.

Richard: Yeah. Well, let's not judge them too soon.

Woman: Do you think they're anything like the obamas?

-We should be so lucky. -Ugh, I know.

Woman: I know we're supposed to serve at the pleasure

at the hand of the president...

-Yes. -But I loved the obamas...

-Yes. -I mean, just so much class...

Richard: I know. I know.

Woman: And no drama, no hassle,

just good, salt-of-the-earth people.

Oh...

Richard: Well, I'm sure these will be the same.

Woman: Oh... Yeah. I don't think so.

Richard: And why not?

Woman: Have you seen the requests she's put in?

It's no starch. It's no salt.

It's no sugar. It's no white flours.

It's only organic meals,

and she wrote two pages of don'ts for her daughter,

and have you seen the list of demands

that she gave to Sherry in housekeeping?

All I can say is diva.

Richard: Heh. What about him?

Woman: She didn't leave any requests for him.

Richard: There you go. Maybe he's not so complicated.

Woman: Mm. I don't know about that.

I don't have a good feeling about these people.

Woman: Uh, no, no, no, no, no. You are not having cereal.

-Please, grandma? -No.

Woman: You're having a hot meal for dinner.

Girl: Well, grandpa and my daddy give me cereal.

Woman: Oh, well, you wait till I talk to them both.

Girl: Please?

Woman: Ha! That cute face is not gonna work with me, young lady.

Man: What's up?

Girl: Daddy, can I have cereal?

Man: Uh, no, baby, not this time.

Girl: You gave it to me for dinner before.

Woman: We told you she would bust you.

Different woman: She already told.

Woman: Miss Nancy, you need some help with dinner?

Nancy: Oh, no, baby.

You need to go somewhere and wash your hands, don't you?

Woman: I did wash my hands, and I showered.

Nancy: You still need to wash them sheets.

Who is it? Ooh. Hey.

Richard: Hey, baby.

Nancy: Hey, honey, what are they like?

Richard: Uh, they haven't arrived yet.

Nancy: Oh, look, honey. Tell me everything.

Richard: Ha ha! You know I don't do that.

-I know... -Yeah.

Nancy: And I know you're on your work phone.

Richard: Yeah. Then stop it.

Nancy: All right. All right.

-Is Barry there? -Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Nancy: Hey, Barry, it's your daddy.

Here you go.

Barry: Yo, dad.

Richard: Hey, son, listen. I need your help here.

We're a little behind here with the move.

-Can you come over? -Yes, sir.

Richard: Ok. Come right over, please.

Barry: All right. I'm on my way.

Richard: All right. Bring your I.D. And your clearance forms.

-Yes, sir. -All right.

Nancy: Ooh, lord.