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# Start your engine, turn the key
# The starting line's the place to be
# 'Cause the gang's all here
# To solve the mystery
# All the good people better keep the pace
# Pedal to the metal till you win the race
# There's nothing less
# Only victory
# So, let's go!
# And shift to overdrive
# Let's roll
# The toughest will survive
# Let's go!
# And shift to overdrive
# Let's roll!
# The toughest will survive
# Whoa!
# You wanna be strong then you put up a fight
# Either way, the dealer keeps you up all night
# Or you spin your wheels till you're all right
# So, let's go!
# And shift to overdrive
# Let's roll!
# The toughest will survive
# Let's go!
# And shift to overdrive
# Let's roll!
# The toughest will survive
# Oh #
Your favorite WWE Superstars...
Cutting-edge technology...
Who will survive
WWE's Muscle Moto X Off Road Challenge?
- This is awesome! - Yeah, so awesome!
Welcome back, folks. I'm Michael Cole
and today, we bring you, live, the final broadcast
of qualifying for the WWE Muscle Moto X.
Today's time-trial will determine the starting order tomorrow
for this extreme road race and its $1 million prize.
Scoob, can you do something about the reception?
I think so.
Hmm...
Back at the starting line, we've got Too Awesome
rounding out another leg of the time-trial.
Oh, yeah. I forgot we were right here!
Close behind is the Celtic Cruiser fighting to take the lead.
Ole!
Ole!
A good run by Los Matadores in the Pamplona Especial.
They'll be near the front for the first leg of this three-day race.
Wrench.
We're in last place, Rusev.
They think you drive like a pierogi vendor.
But they are in for a surprise when superior power of Moscow Express
conquers these pathetic Superstars.
Rusev crush competition!
Yes, and all it will take is Russian ingenuity.
Going to the pits in the Celtic Cruiser.
Sheamus, the Celtic Warrior, does not seem pleased
with the brothers Goldust and Stardust at present.
Will you get inside?
You're making us look dead ridiculous!
We must purify our auras
in the light of the setting star.
Its cosmic illumination reveals the path to our destiny.
The Too Awesome is pummeling this time-trial course with power and style
that can only come from a pair of WWE champions.
Just look at 'em, tackling these jumps and turns.
Just like they take down their competition in the ring.
These two Superstars are on fire today!
Careful, sweetie.
Precious cargo.
Oh, of course, Miz.
I'd never wanna injure my teammate and new best friend.
Good girl. Wait, was that sarcasm?
Despite all the rumored friction between Paige and her teammate, The Miz,
their car, the Too Awesome, could be a real contender.
One D.C. Pretzel, please.
I should be studying about ancient Sumerian traps,
but these high-tech racecars, oh!
They're just so interesting.
And loud, too!
Uh, let's see.
I would like Skinny Man's Dead Meat On a Bun, please.
Our most popular item.
Excellent choice.
Hey, Scoob. One more DM on a B, ASAP.
A-okay.
You guys are a hit! Good job.
More like, great job!
Mr. McMahon said we can have all the food we can eat!
And we get the best seats in the house to watch the race!
Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen.
A surprise guest has just arrived at the broadcast booth.
The Chairman and CEO of WWE himself,
Mr. McMahon.
What gave you the idea for this extraordinary event?
Actually, Michael, my talented daughter Stephanie, thought up Muscle Moto X.
She carries forward the grand family tradition
of new and exciting sports entertainment.
It's three days, three races and 300 times the action
of any off-road race you have ever seen.
Who's your favorite to win?
Perhaps The Authority, with your daughter, Stephanie, and her husband, Triple H?
With all the work she has back at WWE, Stephanie's got no time for racing.
Time for a Muscle Moto X instant replay.
For current first-place qualifier, the Company Car,
driven by The Authority, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon.
# It's all about the game and how you play it
# All about control and if you can take it
# All about your debt and if you can pay it
# It's all about pain and who's gonna make it #
Yeah!
We're just that good!
No one can challenge The Authority, and no one can challenge a McMahon.
Um, I thought you said she wasn't competing.
This interview is over.
Like, here you go.
Our Super Duper Scooby Dooby Sub Sandwiches on the house!
Or on the truck.
Like, Scoob, we gotta go. The Undertaker's up next.
Are you fans of The Phenom, too?
Like, Phenom-enal fans!
The Too Awesome crosses the finish line, currently in the second-place position.
Too Awesome, indeed.
Boy, these D.C. Pretzels are great!
- Wonder what the "D.C." stands for. - Delicious and Crunchy!
It stands for Deadman's Curve. See, it's part of the race.
These pretzels copy the road right down to where it crumbled away.
Deadman's Curve?
Gulp!
Like, how can something so tasty be so scary?
Yeah. Scary-licious.
Did you know, the Legendmobile has a 7.0-liter engine
that puts out 600 horsepower and can do 0 to 60 in four seconds?
- Uh-oh. I'm becoming a gearhead. - This could cut into my trap studies.
Oh, Fred.
- Like, I know that music! - Yeah.
It's... it's... it's the legend! It's the legend!
Now approaching the starting line in the Legendmobile,
WWE legends Dusty Rhodes
and the Undertaker.
Whoo! Dusty Rhodes!
I thought you guys were Undertaker fans.
We are. When he's on TV.
- But in real life... - He's scary!
Boom! Fans at trackside are exploding at the arrival of these two WWE legends.
This is Kofi Kingston, reporting from the field. Back to you, Michael.
And, you're out. Excellent. This may be my best production yet.
Even better than Tornado Divers, or Tsunami Surfing.
I'm just happy to be a part of the action, Mr. Qualls.
Oh, you're gonna be right in the thick of it, Kofi. Just wait and see.
You're talking to the guy who pitched holding the Olympics in a hurricane!
The American Dream and the unstoppable force.
Let's bury the competition.
And they're off!
What acceleration!
They've passed the first marker two-tenths of a second faster than the Company Car.
There's a good reason why the Undertaker and Rhodes are the favorites.
Let me tell you what. We gonna make it to the pay window.
Oh, my! Ladies and gentlemen, there's been an explosion on the track.
And out of nowhere, a new car has appeared.
The new car is chasing the Legendmobile!
What the devil?
The devil it is.
This just got a lot more interesting.
Our sky drone cameras are picking up the driver, Michael.
- That's no Superstar. - Then who is it?
Like, not anyone I wanna know.
Me, neither.
Security's been called.
This monstrous vehicle must be stopped before it...
No! It just rammed into the Legendmobile!
Stranger, you just dug your own grave.
Yes! The Undertaker is fighting back!
This demonic driver picked a fight with the wrong...
Wait a minute! Is that a...
A scorpion tail?
My goodness! The demonic racer has wrecked the Legendmobile.
Team Legend may be seriously hurt!
I'm seeing some movement inside the twisted wreckage.
Yes! Team Legend is okay!
The curse of Inferno is upon you!
End this race or suffer!
Doesn't seem neighborly at all.
Looks like Dusty is gonna teach this monster a lesson.
We gonna get funky like a monkey.
Vintage Dusty Rhodes!
The American Dream is off his feet!
Oh, no!
- Oh! - Dusty!
Run, creature. But you can't hide.
In the end, no man or beast
escapes the Undertaker.
Eh, I just threw out my back, man. Don't worry about it.
I know, Dusty, but the doc says you need to take it easy for a while.
I still ain't letting go of my dream.
Buy them grandkids that ranch.
So they can learn them three R's...
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