Lovely & Amazing

Don't you think I have too much makeup on?

No, you look great.

Could you open up your jacket?

Just, you know, pull it open.

That's it.

Put your arm back where it was.

Give us a nice look.

Does this seem strange to you?

No, it's high fashion. It's sophisticated.

It's totally hot.

But my dress I feel sort of...

I thought you said you liked this designer.

I do. I'm just not sure.

I just don't feel quite like myself.

Who does?

Got your bathing suit? Yep.

Your book? Yep.

Got your jacket?

McWhitie or Winky Fresh?

Winky Fresh.

Excuse me

Do you know if the buyer's here today?

What can I help you with?

I was wondering if the store might be interested

in these things that I made.

Let's see. Okay.

This one has a bird in a nest.

Oh, delicate. Yeah.

What are these? They're nice.

Thanks.

Don't you wish we were little enough to sit in them?

Michelle Marks?

Oh my God! Debbie Waldman?

Emerson Junior High.

God, you look great. Thanks.

What are you doing here? I made these chairs

and I was hoping the store might want to sell them.

Oh, they're so cute! Thanks.

What about you? What are you up to?

I'm a paediatrician.

Are you kidding me?

No why?

Oh, I don't know. It just seems

It seems too fast. We're 36.

I know, but we're not 36, 36.

Ahem

How much would you sell them for?

I would need to make about $50 on each one.

That's a bargain.

We couldn't buy them from you for that much.

Well, I could take 40 maybe.

That's okay.

They're not for us anyway.

Okay.

We used to have something similar.

Remember that guy? He made these little tables

out of string. Yes, I remember him.

Nobody bought them.

Bitch!

Excuse me?

Nothing.

Dr. Waldman.

Yes...

It was great seeing you. You too.

You were always so creative. Yeah.

No, it was I just ran into someone...

I'll be there in 10 minutes or so.

Annie? Hey!

How are you doing?

Are you ready for our first dates?

Pick you up later.

I want to stay with you.

Honey, if you're having a bad time, call me.

I want you to push off. Push off with your feet

and reach out for me, okay?

Good! Reach out for me...

Yes! Good, see?

How's you get your hair to do that?

Do what? Be so straight?

I straightened it. I fried it like straw.

Feel it.

Ew! Told you!

Okay, now I want you to go for me

to the other side. Okay.

All right, go.

Do it!

Kick, kick!

Tell your mom to wear a bathing cap in there, okay?

What did she say?

She said you need to wear a bathing cap in the pool.

You don't understand, Paul.

I looked insane.

I was wearing this weird seethrough designer thing.

I felt like an idiot.

And I tried, I really did,

but the fashion stylist was so intimidating.

You should have seen the colour they had on my lips.

I can't believe I'm going to be in Vogue Magazine

looking like that! Maybe you shouldn't have done it.

How can you say that?

It's publicity for the movie. I have to do it.

Posing for a fashion magazine

has nothing to do with acting.

So if some magazine called and said

they were doing an article on nature journalists

and wanted your picture, you'd say no?

Right. You're so high and mighty.

You don't understand what I'm saying.

Everyone wants their picture in a magazine.

They do? Yes, if they admit it.

I just think

If it's going to make you upset, you shouldn't do it.

Maybe you think I'm not attractive enough

to ever look good having my picture taken?

I know you think my arms are flabby.

I'm going to the bathroom.

Like it?

It costs too much but I think it's so pretty.

I don't see why you need it.

Because nothing else picks up the dark tones in the chair.

There's nowhere to lie down.

I take them off if I want to lie down.

Maybe I should be making pillows.

Any luck at the gift store?

No.

But I ran into Debbie Waldman.

Who?

Debbie Waldman.

From Emerson.

She used to be such a loser.

Maybe you should just get a job.

You know a job job.

Thanks for your support.

Hi, honey.

Why are you eating cookies before dinner?

They’re the fatfree ones.

Doesn't make any difference. They’re high in calories.

Mom!

I didn't put them in her hand.

You bought them. She begged me.

You're the mother! Still.

I thought these weren't the bad kind.

Let's go home. Bye. Bye.

Goodnight, sweetheart. Goodnight.

Sweet dreams. You too.

I hate my life.

You need more of one.

Blah, blah!

Arturo stole my commission today.

Are you serious?

Did you tell him to fuck off?

Of course not. I have to work with him every day.

Well, I would still tell him.

Oh my God! What?

It's my sister's movie. She's in the ad.

She doesn’t even have a big part.

Hey, you're in Jane Magazine.

In an ad for your movie.

Really? It must be tiny. No, it's big.

I mean your head is...

is half an inch big.

But it doesn't really look like you.

I don't think it's your hair.

Well, whose hair is it?

It's a little Phyllis Dillery.

It's frizzy?

No, it's not frizzy. It's just

I don't know. Go buy it. I think I'll skip it.

Why are you panting?

Paul's over. We're doing yoga.

What's so funny?

You guys do yoga together?

I'm hanging up. Bye.

She wasn’t excited?

No, she's not even going to get it.

She said your hair looked bad?

Like Phyllis Diller.

Was she jealous?

Are you kidding?

My sister's jealous of everything.

Hey baby, how's it healing?

You make $200,000 a year?

Sometimes. Wow! God!

You could get a personal trainer.

I like running with you. Aw, still.

I tried to sell my chairs the other day.

Nobody wanted them.

What a drag.

What does Bill say?

Oh, he thinks they’re an enormous waste of time.

He stepped on one once by accident.

If you can be freelance, do it. Yeah.

I worked so hard last year, I hardly saw Jessie.

She spent almost every weekend with her dad.

Was he into it? He's crazy about her.

When we were growing up

I saw my father maybe twice a year.

and he lived like 10 blocks away.

Jessie's lucky.

Did your mom ever remarry?