Bad Romance / Boysitter/ Mó Nǚ Qiǎng Tóu Hūn (魔女搶頭婚)

Colleagues, this is the Marketing Manager that our boss invited all the way from France.

Bonjour (Good day).

You always said I was like a baby,

and that I would never grow up.

But I really wish that...

you could always be my baby.

Hao Jian Ren!

Your taste is so strong. Are you not afraid of suffocating?

Boysitter - Episode 2

To a woman who throws herself at me,

how could I even say no?

Mommy, bonjour!

Hey kid, you called the wrong number

Don't play with adult's cellphone.

Just like this?

This critical moment is ruined. Is this like a call-in show?

Give me back my cellphone.

Give me back my cellphone.

Stop!

Why are you so overbearing?

Which man can keep his demeanor gentle if the girl he captures ends up running away?

Who said you've captured me?

It's already like this.

Yuan Fei,

we are both already adults.

Do I need to court you, send you flowers and confess to you again before we can be together?

That's right.

If you want to, start courting me all over again and let me see your sincerity.

If not, since we are already adults,

I won't force you.

We've already licensed the patents from the Hugo Laboratory.

Our formula has also passed the safety evaluations.

But, I wonder why we can't enter partnership with Fang Yuan?

Assistant General Manager, Fang Yuan has not replied to us.

That's why those of us in the Finance Department

can't produce an accurate finance report and investment benefit evaluation.

Fang Yuan's GM Wen is constantly overseas.

We've been trying to arrange meetings through his secretary.

As long as we... - Since the Business Department can't handle it,

we should let the Marketing Department takeover.

If the Business Department was sincere about signing a contract with Fang Yuan,

you guys should just fly overseas to locate GM Wen.

Business Department's Manager...

is not proactive enough.

I know the Marketing Department is in charge of creating strategies,

but that is not quite the same as battling in the front line.

For some business owners, we ought to have a longer leash in order to reap bigger deals. Understand?

When it comes to sponsoring, Fang Yuan is a bit strict.

However they do choose our company, it will become the next new industry.

If we can tide over this and work with them without any hitches,

I believe getting our future products into the market

will be extremely beneficial.

I understand the recently appointed Manager Yuan is eager to take charge

and that the Marketing Team colleagues did a lot of homework,

but Fang Yuan was always under the jurisdiction of the Business Department.

The attacking stronghold and seizes it has no meaning

Stealing half of someone's country will only give you a false reputation.

Enough.

The Business Department is more familiar with Fang Yuan's structure.

But since the Marketing Department has so many ideas, I was thinking

the two departments can work together to come up with a business plan.

AGM Qian. -I am currently in charge. (*qian can also mean previous)

AGM, your last name is Qian.

I know. I understand their might be some difficulties when executing this plan,

but as long as the two of you are willing to let go of personal grudges, I believe

the two departments can come up with a spectacular

operation proposal.

I promise I will put aside my prejudice,

and let Manager Yuan see my sincerity

and my sincere heart.

Oh my god!

Sincerity.

Sincerity.

So, this is what your sincerity is?

What? You are sincere in courting and getting Yuan Fei back again?

No wonder you were so abnormal in the office today.

Sincere heart!

Sincerity. I love you. - I love you.

Kiss me!

Stop embarrassing me.

Hao Jian Ren.

The cuteness of love doesn't suit you.

Adopting a low profile is the only way to lower Yuan Fei's wariness

and make her fall in love with me again.

Right now, the inner strife between GM and Chairman is really serious.

If you make Yuan Fei fall in love with you,

wouldn't she be on our side then?

Jian Ren, let me give you a toast.

Do you have to make things so complicating with Yuan Fei?

To be in a relationship, must you perform an office skit?

Because she left without saying a word six years ago, of course, I need to court her and get her back.

If not, how do you expect me to face anyone?

How am I going to face my fans?

You have a fan club? What's the name? Let me "like" it.

Hey, when did you become L'Attente's permanent team?

Go home now. Your wife is still waiting for you.

Oh no.

Isn't it good that we have wives waiting for us at home?

Unlike you, who are still making mistakes in your love affairs.

Married men like us

can only be peasants.

Huh?

Our only function left is "seeding."

The whole "field" is completely dried.

We have to irrigate it and turn the soil over, every grain is a single hardship.

In the end, it's best to lie in the fallow.

Why must you lie in the fallow?

Find another field to seed.

You must constantly change your preferences in order to not get bored.

If there is no shock from an external marriage,

your "tadpole" will likely be tortured.

Are you saying that cheating

is to make the "little fellow" alive?

I think you developed a false reasoning when you rationalized your own beliefs.

Did you know, this scientific knowledge is according to

a graduate study that states unfaithful male's

genes are the good genes.

But it sounds logical.

If we were to fool around outside,

when we get home, we would have more vitality.

One shot and it would start a life.

Stop fooling around, Assistant General Manager.

If I were to cheat and Mei Ling finds out,

I would be buried in my field as manure.

Where are you going?

What is there to do with two "peasants?"

Married men and hunters

are in different worlds.

Is it too late now?

I want to be hunter too.

Shoot!

Brother can be shy too.

Let me choose my own underwear.

But I specially bought this from the department store.

What should I do?

It happened to be on sale.

With my "petty" attitude, I wouldn't be able to sleep if I didn't purchase these.

I will let you choose them on your own next time.

Brother Jian Ren, how are you back so early?

Isn't today Friday night?

What about you? A youthful "bak teh"

It's late and you are not on a date?

You are here instead to be a housekeeper.

I'm feeling guilty.

As you know, cleaning is how I deal with my stress.

Furthermore, seeing how clean the house is,

it puts me in a good mood.

It's okay that you are at my place at such a late hour

but being at a man's place so late in the night,

let me tell you, the men out there are really dangerous.

Are you dangerous then?

I am different from the youthful savages outside.

I am the exterior and interior

savage.

It's not so.

It's just that you don't want others to see how you really feel.

That's why you purposely pretended to be flirtatious.

You are the only fool in the world who doesn't know that I'm a player.

From a woman's point-if-view,

does this look like a bachelor's refrigerator?

Don't do any housekeeping for me anymore. Men need to be a bit messy in order to look masculine.

Do you have a new target?

I will tell you if I'm successful.

But...

I would like to ask you for a favor.

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I promise I will put aside prejudice, and let Manager Yuan see my sincerity...

and my sincere heart?

Hello?

Yes, is everything in progress of getting done?

Okay, I know.

That serious? Who were you talking to?

How fast you come to check on me?

You can also think of it as... care.

Thank you for your busybody (hen).

A beautiful weekend, not going out on a date and staying here working overtime. What a waste.

Then why are you appearing here again?

Because... I want to ask out the person working here.

You even know how to take care of your health. Not bad.

Don't try getting an indirect kiss from me.

When did you write this?

This is not bad.

I know. Let's go.

I got us a reservation at a restaurant.

Thank you.

But... I already have a date for tonight. There are a lot of people wanting to ask me out.

Give me advance notice next time.

Ms. Ding Mei Yue!

Ding Mei Yue! Ding Mei... Mom!

I am back!

I missed you so much.

Let me. Let me do the cooking. I-