Ghost Shark

Son of a bitch!

Man, this has gotta be the one. It's kicking my ass.

Twenty minutes till midnight.

Doesn't matter how big this thing is if we don't get it in before deadline.

No one's gonna notice if I'm a few minutes over.

I would. You know the rules, Brubaker.

The rodeo ends at midnight. You don't land it before then, it don't count.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna land it all right, and then I'm gonna turn around

and change it in for that check with my name on it back at the Marina.

We are gonna catch the biggest Amberjack that this town has ever seen.

How do you know it's not a Grouper or a Marlin, or a tire?

If I want any lip from you, I'd pull down your panties.

- Ooh! Daddy. - Yeah.

Hey, honey can you put that damn camera down and wet my reel here for me?

Yeah, that's better. Thank you. Yeah.

What are we gonna do with that $30,000, pop?

We're gonna buy a boat.

- Oh, yes. - No more charters.

I'm tired of Captain Crunch up there breathing down my neck.

- Look, look, look. - Oh, daddy.

Getting closer. Get the gaff, honey. Get the gaff.

Oh!

No, no, no switch!

Come on now. You gotta hold on to this. It's a fighter. Hold on.

- I got it! Yeah! - Keep reeling now.

- This ain't no Girl Scout picnic. Come on. - I know. I know.

Reel it in. It's getting closer. You got it?

Oh, don't screw this up now.

Come on. Yeah.

- I can see it! - Yeah!

- I can see it! Argh! - Hey. Whoa. Whoa!

My fish!

Oh! That fish ate my fish!

You cost me $30,000, you son of a bitch!

Sorry, folks. Guess you'll have to wait till next year to win one of these.

Just hope your friend isn't waiting for you too.

Oh, I'll make sure he isn't.

Oh-ho-ho-ho, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah! You eat this, you mother!

No guns on my boat, damn it!

You're done, Brubaker!

Aah!

Don't just stand there. We got us a Great White to kill.

- Whoa! Be careful. Be careful. - Ouch!

- You okay? All right. - Yes.

Look, I'm gonna give this shark $30,000 worth of pain now, okay?

- Okay. - Give me that. You take this.

And go get me my damn hot sauce.

Ugh.

Come on, Sally tuna.

Hot sauce, daddy!

Here you go, you son of a bitch!

I hope that hurts!

You cost me $30,000!

Smile you son of a bitch!

- Yes siree! - Ah!

Have you lost your damn mind?

This ain't fishing! It's barbaric! It's criminal!

- I should have both of you arrested! - That fish ate...

One more word out of you, and you'll be swimming back to shore!

- You killed him good, pop. - It was almost worth losing the money.

- You want me to try... - Shut up!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Great White Shark, nature's perfect killing machine...

Until me and my daddy...

Whipped his ass!

Victoria!

Oh!

Grab my hand! Grab my hand!

Help me! Help me! God! Don't let go!

Help! No! No!

You got six feet.

Almost. Almost. All right. All right. That's it. That's it.

Would you look at that water!

Hey, dude, you gonna let me bust the cherry on your jet ski?

Hell, no. Nobody's riding it but me.

Come on, man. I'm not gonna scratch it.

- You'll never get the chance. - Come on!

Unless you hook me up with your little sister.

That's not gonna happen dude, she thinks you're a total jackass.

Then I guess you're out of luck.

I don't think anyone's gonna be looking at your eyes, Taylor.

Ava, honey, I told you, it's all about the total package.

You're never gonna get anywhere with your prude mood or that hideous swimsuit.

Where'd you get that thing anyway, your grandmother's closet?

What's wrong with it?

Nothing, if you're trying to stay a virgin.

Blaise, what do you think of Ava's suit?

I think it's really nice.

Don't listen to him, horny boys will say anything.

What about mine? Maxim material?

Maxim-um jail bait.

Jail bait? What does that mean?

It means he's not interested in little girls with criminal records.

Ava! Breaking and entering. We're all so proud.

It's called curiosity. I wasn't going to steal anything.

Hey, just think. One day, your curiosity can be tried as an adult.

- Whoops. - You little...

I'm gonna get you. You better run.

Kid should be arrested.

I got you something.

Aah.

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Woo!

This is the greatest day of my life! Woo!

Come on. Let me get on the jet ski. Come on.

- They make such a cute couple. - How come you're not out there?

- I don't swim. - Don't or can't?

- There's a big difference. - I don't swim.

- What's your sister's excuse? - Why?

You have a crush on her, don't you?

So what if I do?

She's only the most boring person who ever lived.

- Cicely. - What up?

Check it out.

It's Dad's boat.

Oh, yeah. That's cool.

Did he have a charter today?

Why don't you call him?

- What's wrong? - She's always tripping.

Can you hand me my phone? Please?

I'm telling you.

Thank you.

You have reached 850-99...

Straight to voice mail. Where the hell is he?

He's probably just down in the cabin.

No. He never leaves the wheel.

Looks like it's drifting into that dock a little bit.

Let me up on the jet ski now. Come on. Let me up there.

- Wanna check it out? I'll race you. - No, no, just chill okay?

We'll wait till Cameron gets back from the jet ski.

Lame.

Seriously? I just bought those.

Well, that's too bad.

Yes! This is absolutely awesome!

Aah!

- Woo! - Yes!

Whoa!

Where are they going?

Just once it would be nice if you would listen to me.

You just hate that I beat you.

Dad?

Dad!

Oh my God.

Dad?

Is that Dad's?

I don't think so.

But this is.

Cut it out, dumb ass.

Seriously? What the hell?

You son of a bitch! Cameron!

Woo! I'm on a jet ski! Whoa!

Oh, my God!

- Why is Taylor freaking out? - Maybe she lost her bikini.

I'll rescue her.

Not cool, man! Not cool!

It is what it is!

Yeah!

Oh, my God! Shark!

- Need a lift? - Shark!

Please. You really think I was gonna fall for that?

Come on, baby.

- Get us out of here! - Well, what are you gonna give me?

Oh!

Damn it, Taylor! Nobody rides that thing but me!

So much for being the only one that gets to use the jet ski!

- Can I have a shot now? - Shark!

Ah!

What the hell was that?

Oh, my God! Mick, get your ass outta there!

Move! Move! Come on! Go!

Come on! Get outta there!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Mick, get up here.

Ava, get him out. Hurry! Oh, my God.

Catch! Hurry!

Mick!

Oh, my gosh. Hurry. Pull him up.

- Didn't somebody see her? - Please calm down.

- We're doing everything we can. - Where's my daughter?

- We're doing all we can. - Where is she? Is this all...

Something got her in the water.

- We don't know that. - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God! Not our little girl! - Let us do our job.

Please, not our little girl!

- Well, where was Taylor? - We don't know.

Hey Ava, hey!

Help me out here. You seem like you got your head on straight.

He doesn't believe us.

I can believe your friend may have been eaten by a shark.

It's the description of that shark that I am having a hard time with.

I told you, it was translucent.

"Translucent". The word of the day.

When you say "translucent," you mean like a jellyfish?

- Meaning we could see right through it. - I know what the damn word means.

It was like something I've never seen before.

I got a missing teenage girl, presumed dead, and a boat... no occupants.

I was really hoping you could help me out here.