Kung Fu Panda 2

Long ago, in ancient China,

the Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City.

They brought great joy and prosperity to the city,

for they had invented fireworks.

But their son, Lord Shen,

saw darker power in the fireworks.

What had brought color and joy,

could also bring darkness and destruction.

Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer.

She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path

he would be defeated

by a warrior of black and white.

The young lord set out to change his fate.

But what he did next...

only sealed it.

Shen returned to his parents, full of pride.

But in their faces, he saw only horror.

He was banished from the city forever.

But Shen swore revenge.

Someday he would return

and all of China would bow at his feet.

It's almost done, Lord Shen, but we've run out of metal.

Search the farthest villages! Find more metal!

China will be mine.

And then the Dragon Warrior joined the Furious Five!

And they became the most awesomest kung fu team ever!

Enough talk. Let's fight!

Listen, listen.

You can hear the Dragon Warrior training right now!

- Thirty-three. - Stop him!

- It's too dangerous! - Thirty-five.

- Stay focused! - Thirty-six, 37!

How is he doing that with his face?

Thirty-eight bean buns!

Yes! New record! You monster!

- Keep going! Hit 40! - He'll never hit 40.

You guys wait, we'll get to 40!

Do it.

No problem!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Give me a minute.

Yeah!

- Yes! - He did it!

Well done, Po!

Your training has paid off.

Master Shifu! Gotta go. See you later!

You'll save those for me, right?

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Master Shifu.

Master Shifu, what do we got?

Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain?

Whatever it is, I will take them down,

'cause I am in a mood.

I need to get something done, you know what I mean?

What are you doing?

One of Master Oogway's final teachings.

Awesome!

How did you do that?

Inner peace.

Inner piece. That's cool.

Inner piece of what?

It is the next phase of your training.

Every master must find his path to inner peace.

Some choose to meditate for 50 years

in a cave just like this...

without the slightest taste of food or water.

Or?

Some find it through pain and suffering as I did.

Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior

was the worst day of my life.

By far.

Nothing else came close.

It was the worst, most painful,

mind-destroying, horrible moment...

- OK. - I have ever experienced.

But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me,

I found inner peace,

and was able to harness the flow of the universe.

So that's it? I just need inner peace?

My innards are already super, super peaceful,

so all I need to do is just get this thing going.

Inner peace, you're going down.

Now show me what you were doing there with your feet.

I saw you do sort of a fancy foot...

Po! Bandits! Approaching the musicians' village.

Danger.

Tell those musicians to start playing some action music,

because it is on.

Don't worry, Shifu,

I'll master inner peace as soon as I get back.

No snack stops this time.

Snack stops.

Wait, are you serious?

Get all the metal you can find!

Grab the metal!

Help, help, help, help!

That's everything! Let's get out of here.

OK.

Oh, no.

Wings of Justice!

Po!

The Dragon Warrior!

The panda? That's impossible.

My fist hungers for justice.

That was my... fist.

Get 'em!

- Come on! - Yeah!

Take that!

Po! Incoming!

Thanks, Mantis!

Tigress, Double Death Strike!

Feet of Fury!

Tigress!

Monkey!

Viper! Mantis!

Bunny! What?

Oh, sorry.

Help!

- Crane, go! - I'm on it!

Is everyone OK?

Awesome!

I got this.

Po!

Chew on that, tubby!

- Are you OK? - What happened?

I think I saw...

I think... I gotta go.

Thank you. Thank you for coming

to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.

- More tea? Lemon sauce? - No.

If you need anything, just ask.

- Thank you. - Feet of Fury!

The Dragon Warrior's mop. He mopped these very floors!

No touching! You'll get the mop dirty.

- He once waited on me. - Awesome!

Yeah, I have the stain to prove it.

Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?

He doesn't work here anymore.

He's busy out there protecting the Valley.

- The Dragon Warrior! - There he is.

- Po! - Wow!

Here.

OK, OK.

You should have told me you were coming.

Hi, Dad.

I would have saved you some stinky tofu.

- Dad, can I talk to you? - Of course, son.

In honor of my son, free tofu dessert for everybody!

With purchases.

Oh, it's so good to see you, Po.

Have you lost weight? I can almost put my wings around you.

Ah, well, maybe a little.

Poor you, you must feel weak.

- Let me get you some soup. - No, that's OK, Dad.

- I'm not hungry. - Not hungry?

Po, are you all right?

Yeah. No, I'm fine. I just...

Earlier today, I was fighting these bandits.

Nothing too dangerous.

- They were just, you know... - Yeah.

And then the strangest thing happened.

I had this crazy vision.

I think I saw my mom and me, as a baby.

What? Mom? A baby?

- Dad? - What are you talking about?

- What...? - How do I say this?

Where did I come from?

Well, you see, son,

baby geese come from a little egg.

Don't ask me where the egg comes from.

Dad, that's not what I meant.

I know it's not.

I think it's time I told you something

I should have told you a long time ago.

OK.

You might have been kind of...

adopted.

- I knew it. - You knew?

- Well, who told you? - No one. I mean, come on, Dad.

But if you knew, why didn't you ever say anything?

Why didn't you say anything?

How did I get here, Dad? Where did I come from?

Actually, you came from this.

It was just another day at the restaurant.

Time to make the noodles.

I went out to the back

where my vegetables had just been delivered.

There were cabbages, turnips, radishes.

Only there were no radishes...

just a very hungry, baby panda.

There was no note.

Of course, you could have eaten it.

I waited for someone to come looking for you but no one did.

I brought you inside.

Fed you.

Gave you a bath.

And fed you again.