Young & Hungry

I don't know this number.

Hello?

It's Gabi, you don't have to use the fake voice.

I'm back from China and I had an amazing time!

Oh, my god, what is wrong with you?

I haven't heard from you in three weeks!

I'm sorry, but do you know

how much international cell phone plans cost?

Thousands! You can't even check your messages.

Wait a second, you never checked your messages?

Uh, no. Why? Did you leave me one?

No. Uh, but if someone did, when would you be hearing them?

Uh, when I get my luggage.

Come pick me up. I gotta go.

This guy said I could borrow his phone

if I carried his bag through customs,

and I just read a sign that said I should not do that.

Don't know this number.

Hello?

Josh, it's Sofia.

Gabi's back from China. She just called me from the airport,

and she never got your message.

W-what?

Her phone was off the whole time.

Look, she didn't reject you, she just never got your message.

Oh my god, then she never has to hear it!

Why would you not want her to hear it?

Because I'm a human being who can experience shame?

Look, I've been racking my brain

trying to figure out a way to make this less awkward

when I see her, and now I don't have to.

Yes, you do! She has a right to hear that message!

That long, awkward message.

No. She's moved on, I've moved on, everything's changed.

What do you mean "everything's changed"?

Happy two-week anniversary.

Who's that?

Who is that?

I'll meet you at the airport in 15 minutes.

I'll meet you at the airport in 16 minutes.

Josh, you have to tell her how you feel.

No, I don't.

That was so three weeks ago.

But she's going to hear the message

when she turns on her phone anyway.

Not if I get her a new phone.

How's that gonna happen?

Because in every airport, there's a...

I love America.

Sofia!

Welcome home! It's so good to see you!

You too!

Though I will miss being the only blonde

in a 10-mile radius.

So, what's going on? What did I miss?

Nothing! Nothing, everybody shut up.

Josh, hi! What are you doing here?

What are any of us doing here?

Really, that's the question that haunts me every day.

So, how was it? Best time of your life?

Killer, awesome, amazing?

Yes, it was absolutely perfect.

Hear that, Sofia?

Yes, I do.

Perfect because you like Cooper, or China?

Both.

No, pick one. You have to pick one.

Uh, okay. Cooper then.

I mean, he's amazing. He's sexy, he's confident,

and he knows everything about China.

Chinese people were asking him

where to find the best chinese food.

What she's saying is she's happy with Cooper.

So, there's nothing left to say except, shwah!

A new phone?

Why'd you do that? I have mine right here.

You don't have to turn that on, no.

Why not?

While you were gone,

there was a phone virus that swept the country.

People everywhere were talking face-to-face. It was horrible.

But, hey, no worries.

I'll just transfer the stuff

from your old phone to your new phone.

You can grab it tomorrow when you come to work,

and then you can meet Jilly.

Jilly! Aww, did you get a kitty?

No. I got a girlfriend.

That was fast.

No, me and Jilly met a while ago at this tech conference,

which makes her sound kind of nerdy,

but she's not, she's just super smart,

and like, really hot. Did I mention she's a beauty queen?

Anyway, she found out me and Caroline broke up,

and she sent me this Facebook message, and the rest is history.

Well, would you look at that, we are all so happy!

I know, right? Like, you have cooper, I have Jilly, Sofia has--

A new phone.

As long as you keep it on silent.

Oh, so that's how he gets his hair to stand on end.

I figured he just looked at himself in the mirror naked.

By the way, Yolanda, I've been meaning to thank you.

For what?

Not wearing a skirt.

All right, done.

I just transferred everything

from Gabi's old phone onto my laptop,

then loaded it onto her new phone.

Except that awkward message, which now no one will hear.

After I called off my wedding,

you're the one I wanted to see, Gabi.

I even drove to your house climbed up your fire escape with roses

to Pretty Woman you.

Now, no one will hear it.

Ooh, here comes that fine window washer.

He can squeegee me any day.

Please, like you have a chance.

Half the women in the building want to get "squeegeed" by him.

Get out.

Hi!

You are hot.

Hey, guys!

Back from China, never looked finah.

Seems like you've been gone forever, baby!

Really? It already seems like you've been back forever.

So, how was your trip?

China was amazing! Everywhere we went,

they treated us like royalty.

Of course, they all thought I was Carrie Underwood.

Here you go.

I transferred all your info.

And all the messages you need to hear are in this phone.

Great. Okay, thanks, Josh.

Is this a welcome back breakfast?

Kinda. This magnificent feast is courtesy of Jilly.

The new girlfriend.

The one and only.

You must be Gabi. Aren't you cute as a button!

Hi, it's really nice to meet you.

I borrowed one of your aprons,

I hope you don't mind. - Oh, of course not.

Good. Now, come sit your sweet buns down

and have some of my sweet buns while they're still warm.

Okay.

I always thought I hated all girls who cooked.

Turns out, just you.

These are really good.

You know, whenever I make waffles, I usually make--

Fried chicken?

Good thing, I've been going to the gym.

Seems like everybody really loves your cooking.

Among other things, huh?

Okay. Well, um...

Thanks for keeping everybody well-fed, Jilly,

But I think I'll just take it from here.

All right, we're confirmed.

That development team from Austin

is coming here for dinner tomorrow night.

Excellent! Any thoughts on the menu?

How about chicken pot pie?

Sorry. I just got so used to cooking for Josh,

I thought he was talking to me.

No, he was talking to me, 'cause, you know, I'm the chef.

Of course you are,

but I don't see why Jilly can't make the dinner.

Because it's my job to cook the dinner?

But, you've been gone for three weeks.

Well, what does that mean?

You know, things changed a little bit.

Since you went on vacation

with your boyfriend to China for three weeks.

But, you said I could go.

I said you could go because you asked me.

Okay, but now I'm back.

And now I have a girlfriend, and she likes to cook.

So, if she wants to make the dinner, she can.

Aww, thanks, baby.

Fun.

Why can't you date somebody who can do my job?

You are never gonna believe what Josh just told me.

Oh, thank God, finally!

You know?

I know that it's something big, and that I don't know it.

So, tell me.

Josh is having a business dinner tomorrow night,

and Jilly wants to cook it,

and he's letting her.

That's what this is about? Jilly?

Yeah, can't you see? She's moving in on my territory!

With her sweet buns and that adorable accent,

argh, I hate her!

Your territory? I thought you were over Josh?

You picked Cooper. You're happy with Cooper.

Yes, I am happy with Cooper

and I'm glad I picked Cooper,

I'm just not glad that Josh picked Jilly.

I mean, she's trying to take over my job!

Oh, my God. Well, I want to hear all about it.

But first, can you take your shoes off

and put them on the new shoe rack?