30 Rock

Good show tonight, mr. Jordan.

Hey, kenneth, why aren't your teeth glowing

In the black light?

You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me.

It's her, isn't it?

I don't kiss and tell, jack.

Ahh, because you're a gentleman, danny.

It's good to finally have another one of us around here.

I'm just happy to be here.

A month ago I was doing a robot act on the street,

So I know my place.

I want to be tgs' steve nash.

Come down from canada, work hard,

Make the black guy look good.

Did you just make a sports reference?

You know how little of that I get here?

Look at me in the black light.

It's tron.

Watch out, sark. It's me, flynn.

light bike.

Good job tonight, danny.

Robot lorenzo lamas was funny.

As was robot ryan seacrest and david hasselbot.

Hey, it's the writing.

It's really not.

So now that danny's here,

You actually come to the after-parties?

It's nice to have another man around for once.

Oh, there are other men--

Oh, boy.

It's not what you think!

It's something I need to wear to support my breasts!

Lemon, I have season tickets to every sports team

In new york.

So close to the action, you'll feel

Like you're sitting in front of an hd television

And they're wasted on you and your co-workers.

Why won't they put me on the jumbotron?

I've been doing cool stuff all game.

Whoo!

But my biggest problem with quiddich is,

If the snitch is 150 points,

Why does anyone bother with the quaffle?

Hey, jeter! Are you jealous?

I'm with my new boyfriend!

But now that danny's here,

I have someone to do guy stuff with.

Have actual male conversations.

You know, he confided in me he's got a little something

Going with one of the girls here.

Maybe it's that russian dancer with the tattoos,

Which is the crazy sex trifecta.

That girl has a name, jack.

We call her "skankovitch."

I'm sure you disapprove.

But the workplace has a hierarchy,

And danny is a star.

All the pretty little things down here

Always want to be with the people up here.

Whatever.

As long as he's discreet about it.

It's a younger man's game, lemon.

But I can't say that I don't miss it.

You'd be in your office late at night.

The new girl would come in with some flimsy excuse

To be there.

"oh, mr. Donaghy.

I forgot to give you the factory worker death rates."

Then she'd laugh at your lame joke.

A touch on the arm...

And you take your reward.

You take your reward.

How drunk are you?

A lot to very.

Boy, that robot body paint does not wash off.

Is it the body paint or is danny just glowing

Like a beacon of manly camaraderie?

Oh, god.

I'm extremely drunk.

Oh, my.

Hey.

We got to get danny out by 5:00 today.

I guess jack's taking him to the knicks game.

Liz, I can't do girls' lunch today.

We've never done that.

i>- Because I have an audition for gossip girl.

Oh, I love that show.

I play tartine gramercy,

An heiress to a vermouth fortune

And a freshman at nyu.

Really? A college freshman?

That's right. In this scene they gave me,

I'm fighting with my mother,

A washed-up actress who's clinging

To her last scraps of faded glamour.

- Uh -huh.

It's interesting that they highlighted the mother's lines.

Well, that's so I'll know what part not to read.

As if the word "mother" didn't tip me off already.

Wish me luck.

We really should have said something.

What happens when she gets there

And finds out she's the mom?

Oh, pete, that's later.

Maybe we'll be dead by then.

Oh, that'd be great.

Sue, you're probably wondering why we asked you

To join the entourage.

Well, over the years, I've had a complicated relationship

With women, from my treatment of the dancers here

To my remarks about madeleine albright

At the 1996 white house correspondents' dinner.

What? It's true.

She does look like one of those.

Now that mr. Jordan's having a daughter,

He wants to learn to give all women

The respect they deserve.

Even you foreigners.

That's why I'm adding a daughter

To the entourage family.

Now what's on the schedule for today?

"10:00 a.M. Dotcom shows up pictures

From his trip to greece."

I think I'm gonna go ahead and cancel that.

Okay, I'll reschedule... Again.

"11:00 a.M. Go to strip club."

I'll get the car.

Hang on! No.

I don't think we should go to a strip club.

It just doesn't feel right.

I think we should let the new member

Choose an activity.

I like to go to tasti d-lite.

I said we're not going to a strip club.

Pinkberry?

What don't you understand?

I don't want to take you to a strip club.

Oh, come on, you hoser!

Hoser!

So what did you do after the party the other night?

Well, my work friend and I went to her office.

Ooh, she has an office.

Hey, is it that chick lawyer who does

The sexual harassment presentation?

Because she's asking for it.

Okay, no more guesses. Continue.

All right, so we're getting into it,

And she takes off her glasses.

Real sexy. - Nice.

But she never takes off her shoes,

Which I kind of like.

Even though the reason is

She's never let a man see her feet.

What?

And she's kind of a tease.

Mostly we just kiss and then she makes me

Go down to the deli to get her a sandwich.

So we haven't gone too far, but under that dress,

I can tell she's wearing some weird underwear.

I want to see it.

They're called spanx.

- Hello. - Jenna, thanks so much

For coming in.

This is archeria.

She'll be reading with you. - Hi.

Okay, tartine has just discovered

Videos of her boyfriend on her mother's online sex diary.

Both: "mother, is there something I don't know

About you and wainwright?"

What are you doing?

Sorry. Let's start over.

Both: "mother, is there something I don't--

Jenna, you're reading the wrong lines.

What do you mean?

I'm not playing the mo--

You wanted to see me?

Close the door, lemon.

So we haven't talked about your personal life lately.

Anything new going on there?

No. Same old nothing.

Nothing? Really?

That's too bad.

'cause you know what I always say,

Black light attack!

What?

Oh, boy.

That stuff does not wash off.

You and danny?

I would have guessed anyone else.

Jenna, sue--

All right, come on.

How is this possible?

Well, I don't know if you know this, jack,

But the workplace is a hierarchy,

And I am danny's boss.

Sometimes all the...

Pretty little things down here want to be

With the people up here.

And they come into your office late one night

With some flimsy excuse.