High (School) on Sex

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I love you, babe!

Steady, I'm almost there!

Wait, I just need to burn.

Good idea. You're so hot.

No, I meant my skin.

Slow down, you're going to rip my panties.

I'm coming!

I'm coming!

Shit.

Where's my phone?

My dream has to come true.

Karla?

Karla…

I need this to happen right now.

Here I go… you're gonna get it.

Karla!

Karla!

Karla!

Sorry, Gibo. This is goodbye.

Move on, Gibo.

Good morning, Ma. Pa.

Morning.

Son.

So no talking, huh?

Hello?

Can't even talk to anyone.

You should have given me a brother.

A child's just an expense.

Stop fiddling with your gadgets.

You're driving yourselves blind.

Aww, sorry, Dad.

We've been swallowed by the internet.

You know, that thing that was invented in our time?

Sorry if you can't relate.

You're one to talk.

You'll mess up your eyes well way before we do.

If you keep jacking off.

That's fine, at least I let my load out.

Pa, this is not the right time.

Gibo's too young for that kind of talk.

Ma!

This kid?

These kids are experts at jacking off.

Take it easy, okay?

You'll go blind.

Is that true, Pa?

That's what they say.

Watch out, that's all I'm saying.

Right?

Nobody could stop you when you were young.

Son, are you ready for your first day?

Your papers all sorted out?

Yes, Ma.

Man, I can hardly believe it.

Gilberto Senior and Junior.

My co-alumnus at Harmon Catholic University in the near future!

It'll be easier for you to get into college after you graduate

because of your home court advantage.

Believe me.

In Harmon, dreams do come true!

Yes.

All dreams, I hope.

Son, she's coming home this summer, right?

Besides, you and Karla are still young.

And even if she's been to New York, if you're meant to be,

you'll find your way to each other.

And if not,

Joogle Maps can help you.

- Stop it, Pa. - What? It's true.

Here, eat up.

I'm just cautioning you against LSS.

Last Sweetheart Syndrome.

The world's a big place! You'll meet other girls!

Son, your first love isn't as important

as your last love.

All right, eat up.

You are beautiful.

I just want…

wa...

I think we found your perfect shade of lipstick.

See?

See?

Yeah.

This is it.

Perfect.

By the way, Wes.

Does it say "badass" right off the bat?

Yes, Bes!

Love it!

This is my key…

to find the one.

Not that again?

What's it to you?

New school, new prospects.

I didn't have much luck in our old school.

They all looked like feet.

Except you.

Good thing we were just there for a year.

But Harmon has rich boys.

Exciting, huh?

Sure, but...

For hunting down for prospects?

Not my style.

I'd prefer if they came after me.

Come after you?

You like having options, huh?

So you got girls, boys, gays, tomboys, even pigs?

My dear Maria Victoria, that is so '90s.

I told you, you can't box people's identities in this century.

Right, of course.

We should be 'aggressive'.

You mean 'progressive'.

Forgive me, they don't sell that in our local shops.

But…

look at me.

I'm catching up.

Be it for the progressives or…

for the one.

Well, we are works in progress.

As for me, I'm figuring out what I want.

Ouch!

My anemics!

Anem.. nevermind.

Wesley? Mavic? Breakfast is ready!

Yes, uncle.

Just a sec, Daddy! We'll be down in a bit.

Tilt it this way to hide your double chin.

Okay.

Then add a filter to reduce your wrinkles.

Okay, let's try it. There we go.

Whoa, what a looker!

You're right, I look so much better!

You were right, Wes.

Money does wonders.

Unlike before...

One time I went to the mall,

and the salesladies looked down on me.

Hey! You can't afford these!

- Christ! - So I said, "Yes, I couldn't..."

But now I can!

Now, I'm rich!

Imagine, 6/45 LOTTO solo winner!

Rich in… Calcium?

Totally, for strong bones!

Yeah!

Daddy, it's not rich in calcium,

It's rich and famous.

That's it!

That's my daughter. She's not just a pretty face!

You got your smarts from me.

I'll tell you this much.

Make sure you make a lot of friends.

Yeah.

Never let anyone walk all over you.

Got it?

And if they do that,

you know they'll contend with my fist!

Why, of course! I'm a Lagdameo, after all!

Right?

Go on then, my darling.

We better get going.

Oh, uncle! First day of school. Let's take a picture!

Here, I know how to work this. Wes taught me some tricks.

The filter... Okay, there it is.

Uncle, we're going to be late. We'll go ahead.

- Okay, take care! - Bye! Bye!

Take care of my little girl!

Yes, uncle! Bye!

Wesley!

Darling! Love you!

Love you, too!

Your change.

Thank you.

Here, sweetie.

Ma, I need more.

Why? You're not gonna commute.

Miss Marie, what's new?

What shouldn't she be wearing, man?

Miss Marie, all day, all night-without her undies.

Listen here, Kulas. Better attend to your mother.

I heard you're the one nicking underwear from everyone.

Be careful you don't get in trouble for your nasty vice.

So what?

Let it go, man.

Let's leave them.

These bums…

Ma, what was that? Are you back at the bar?

No, he's just an asshole.

I'm done with that place.

Besides, you're gonna get me out of this place, won't you?

Ma, it's only the first day.

I know you're gonna do well.

Take this.

Come straight home, okay?

Yes, mom.

I better go.

Ah, shit, my helmet.

Issa.

Hey.