Ninja Cheerleaders

Hey!

I am proud of you.

The sword of our order has been returned.

It has been a long road

and it has taken you many years.

Returning the sword was your final test.

The order has accepted you.

Now stand,

proud knowing you have earned

the name of Ninja.

Good, good.

Four soldier's wind up in the infirmary.

Do you know anything about that?

- No. - Okay.

Takada order sword, know anything about that?

It's pretty, don't know anything about it.

I don't speak Japanese, sorry.

Takada order?

Is this really necessary?

Yup.

Tell me about Los Lomas Malas College.

Junior College.

Jewel of the county.

I got my cat moves That so upset them

Denied their candy I laugh right at them

Uh, Courtney...

I understand that you're trying to get into Brown.

Yes, sir.

Well, I...

Um, I...

I suggest looking at the last three chapters.

I will.

Oh... okay.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Say, I could use a little help studying.

- Sorry. - What's the hurry?

You're holding a 4.0,

help me out here.

Help with studying?

Yeah.

- Nothing else? - I'm serious.

So, my place.

I've got to go.

You want a ticket to the gun show?

- Mmm... - You can get a feel for them tonight.

I live in the guest house.

Very private.

Mmm...

Maybe a bottle of wine,

some soft music.

I'll wear something tight,

no bra.

Legs glistening with baby oil,

shaved...

...all the way up.

Yeah.

Oops, you popped out.

Should we study after work?

Finals are tomorrow.

Why not, I've been running on six hours sleep the entire semester.

Settled.

My place again?

Yeah, it'd be best.

You know how my stepfather is.

A man!

So, tell me about Red.

Red?

You know, concussion, laceration to the forehead,

wearing a straight jacket in a padded room, that Red.

Oh, that Red.

He's sweet, in a lock your doors, mace in hand,

don't be alone with him, innocent kind of way.

Alright ladies, on my count.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Alright ladies, looking good.

We'll go with that routine for the game tomorrow.

Just remember your steps and you'll do fine.

Now hit the showers!

Er, whatever it is you do.

Oh hey, April.

Yeah, coach.

Semester is almost over.

Uh-huh.

What about the summer?

Aw, I'm just taking it easy.

Yeah, I've heard that. Me too.

Going to Mexico.

Really? That's awesome.

You should check out the pyramids at Chichen Itza...

Yeah, um, say, I was thinking that...

since you're looking for a break

and I'm going down to Mexico,

maybe you'd like to come along?

Seriously?

Yeah, it'd be totally legal, you know.

I mean, with you being 18 and all...

I mean, damn, it would be a great time.

Margaritas, dancing all night.

You can even drink...

Hey, come on silly, we're late for choir practice.

Okay, bye coach.

See ya' coach.

Good talk, girls.

- Choir practice? - It was all I could think of.

Thanks for the save.

- What's up? - You don't want to know.

Red invited April to Mexico.

Ooh, lucky you.

No, not lucky me.

Buckle up.

Extend further.

Front kick,

begin.

Kick higher,

rapists still rape with sore thigh.

Good. Solid kick.

Needs more control.

Kick higher, follow through.

But I can't, it hurts too much.

That is good,

that means your muscles are growing.

So I can look like them?

Yes, with much work

you will look like them.

Sparring!

Begin!

Come on now honey,

don't look so serious.

This is your first time here so I'll take it easy on you.

A guy like me wouldn't hurt a pretty little thing like you.

Aw, thanks.

Unless you want it to hurt.

Where did you get that black belt?

A garage sale?

Damn, that had to hurt.

See, the goal is to bring your opponent to the ground.

Yeah, but this cat likes to play with the mouse...

and then finish it.

Enough!

You see, she used her opponent's weight

to her advantage.

All I'm saying to you right now man,

is Napoleon was a tactical genius.

I'm not saying that he wasn't,

all I'm saying is he wasn't better than Alexander.

Oh, wow! Okay, hold up,

That was 2,000 years before gunpowder...

Evening ladies.

He made strategy, he invented it...

No one could take the tactical genius away from the man.

Exactly.

I never liked Napoleon that much.

Cool, because he was the greatest conqueror ever.

Certainly he won many victories,

but by sacrificing exorbitant numbers of his troops.

And, let's not forget the North Africa fiasco.

Ah yes, tragic.

And the burden on the people, taxes, conscription,

and that whole channel crossing nonsense,

what a waste.

Besides, Attila or Cyrus were greater conquerors.

We should go.

Bye.

You got to understand, our whole family, we run this city.

You want to continue to do business

you're going to do it with us.

No.

You're making a mistake, pal.

A very big one.

This club is mine and mine, alone.

I think it's time to go buddy.

Oh, wow, you're looking for this?

Bring your ass on. I'll be back!

Hey, hey! Watch the suit, I just got it pressed.

Into the bank.

How much?

Seventeen hundred.

Oh, good night, huh?

Not bad.

Good luck tomorrow night.

What's tomorrow night?

The all-city strip-off.

Fifty grand for first place.

Damn!