The Leftovers

She's gone.

Gonna be a hard day, buddy.

What?

She grabbed a suitcase, threw some clothes in,

grabbed the baby and tiptoed out.

I told you not to tell her.

Bullshit.

Of course she ran off.

I sat right here and watched her do it.

Barely even looked at you.

If you saw her, where'd she put the key?

No idea.

Nora?

She's not here, Kevin.

Nora!

That's not her. She's gone.

Shut the fuck up.

Who are you talking to?

- Don't tell her. - Nobody.

Nora didn't leave me the key.

I think I... Can you run downstairs?

Where's Lily?

I guess she's with Nora.

Can you run downstairs? In my toolbox, grab my bolt cutters.

You guess she's with Nora?

Dad, what's going on?

- Don't tell her. - Honey, can you just run down?

They're under the sink in the kitchen.

I remember the day Neil left me.

I went outside on my lawn

and I sat there until the sprinklers turned on.

The whole fucking world looked like all the green went out of it.

She didn't leave me. She wouldn't do that.

She would and she did.

Kind of didn't leave her any choice once you told her about me.

You tell your daughter, she gonna leave you, too.

It's for you.

Where did you find that?

What'd you do?

Just give me the letter, honey. It's... that's mine.

What'd you do?

Okay.

Jill, stop. Hey, stop it!

Jill, stop it right now. Give me that.

"Mary and the baby are with me. Don't call."

So she just left?

No, I...

Jill. Jill, come on. Jill.

I can fix this, Jill.

Jill!

Honey.

Like I said, Kevin,

hard day.

This is Nora. Leave a message or don't.

Hey, Nora, it's me.

I know you're in town because you got Mary with you.

I just need to know where you are, that's it.

I know what I said is crazy.

And... I'm not crazy.

We just need to talk about it, that's it.

And, uh... just please call me back.

I love you.

I hope she calls back.

Hey.

I was right.

About what?

Told you something was going on with them

and now she's gone. She took Lily and she left.

Wait, wait, slow down. What happened?

What happened is my dad fucked up.

Please, can you not...

Really? You want me to go outside to say fuck?

- Jill, come on. - Fuck. Fuck!

No lightning bolts, so...

Tell me.

He's losing his mind.

He and Nora have to handcuff themselves together

every night so that he doesn't sleepwalk.

He doesn't even remember where he goes.

He sleepwalks?

And he talks to himself.

Actually, no, he doesn't talk to himself. He talks to someone else.

My grandpa did the exact same thing

and then they locked him up in a mental institution.

He heard voices that weren't there.

How do you know they're not there?

Because they're not.

I talk to someone who's not there.

You mean God?

Uh-huh.

Is he the one that's telling you that we can fool around, but we can't fuck?

Or is that Jesus? Or the Holy Ghost?

I get the three of those confused.

Which one is it that you're talking to?

Why aren't any of you guys talking to me?

Hello.

Hello!

You know, I can really use some fucking help here.

We can't do it because I don't want to do it.

What?

Listen, I think you're amazing.

But we barely know each other and...

I don't know if I love you yet.

All right.

Thanks for the talk, Reverend.

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All right, I know this one.

Don't tell me.

Huh...

Hey, I'll be with you in just a sec.

Yeah. Sure.

God damn it, I know this. Hold on.

It's a duck.

Don't tell me now. Is it...

It's a fucking duck.

Is it sobaka?

No, utka.

Sobaka is dog.

Oh, he's learning a language.

Damn it, utka. I knew that.

- Hey, how you doing? - I'm good. How you doing?

I was wondering if you could help me out here.

How did you do that?

Tell him it was sex stuff.

I just wondered if you could just cut it off.

Well, let me get a look.

Yes, sir. That's police issue.

Yes, it is. I'm a cop.

Was a cop.

Well, if you want me to pick it open,

I'm gonna have to see your badge or police ID or something.

Could you just do me a favor and cut it off?

It was a stupid accident.

Accident? Mm, honesty, Kevin.

Shut the fuck up!

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Just trying to help.

Ooh, that is rubbing you raw. I can tell.

So you got a plan here now?

That's your plan?

Hmm, seems ill-conceived to me.

Maybe if you just, I don't know, put it...

God damn it! Just shut up!

What do you want?

Sorry?

Why do you keep following me?

If you want me to do something, just fucking say it.

I'm glad you finally asked, Kevin.

There is something you need to do.

In Cairo, Egypt, there is an ancient artifact.

It's in a museum now.

They found it in the tomb of Amenhotep.

Scholars call it the Wishing Cup.

You need to acquire this cup.

It's more of a chalice, actually.

It's gonna be heavily guarded,

but you need to get it any way you can.

Because once you do,

you need to fill it

with your cum, Kevin.

And then you need to drink it down.

Every last drop.

Jesus, Kevin!

I have no fucking idea what you're supposed to do.

I don't have some asshole with a halo

giving me instructions.

I killed myself. Next thing I know, I'm saddled with you.

I'm just as fucking lost as you are.instructions.

Please, just...

leave me alone.

Please?

You're destroying my life.

You're destroying your life.

I just get to watch.

Please, just go away.

Please, Patti.

I'm begging you. Please.

What?

I guess it didn't work.

What?

It didn't work. She's still here.

I know you went to see him.

You don't remember?

Uh, Michael, um...

I need you to get out of my truck.

- I'm not having a... - Her name's Patti, right?

The woman that you see.

Her name is Patti. She dresses in white.

How do you know that?

My grandfather told me.

Listen, if you want to get rid of her,

he can help.

If you can't remember how to get there, I can give you directions.

Two blocks up, make a left.

Just wait here a minute, okay?

Hey, Pop. He's here.

Hallelujah.