Church People

is Youth Pastor

at Sand Hills Neighborhood Church in California.

I'm asking you to be in this.

I can't get it done without you.

Be with Mabel.

Wherever she's at, guide her steps

Mr. Guy Sides!

Give it up for DJ Jazzy Carl!

Yeah!

Good to see you!

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You know, we've been on this tour,

and this is the third month of this tour,

and I have realized,

I should've brought more than two pair of pants.

Oh!

Ho-ho!

Yeah, well, a beach ball.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to...

I'm supposed to sign.

Alright, let me sign the beach ball.

Okay.

Thank you.

Very exciting, I understand.

Thank you, efficient stagehand.

Thanks, Guy.

I'm not sure who threw this,

but I'll just throw it back that general direction.

All right.

Okay, let's get back to why I came.

This is gonna sound like I'm exaggerating, but I am not.

If you miss this, you miss everything.

Hey. - They were fun.

That was awesome.

If they cry, they buy.

Oh, man, why you gotta do that?

What?

They're people with souls.

Absolutely, absolutely.

But that beach ball action,

that could be a thing.

Beach ball? - Yeah.

That was just spontaneous- - Well, it was

spontaneously brilliant, okay?

How 'bout that?

I've seen things, and I've seen how things start,

and you definitely started a thing.

That's a thing.

Hey, don't leave the souls waiting.

Go get 'em.

Guy Sides, y'all!

Chicago!

Yeah!

All right!

I'm asking you to be in this.

We can't get it done without you.

Be with Mabel.

Wherever she's at,

guide her steps. - And you know him

as America's youth pastor,

Guy Sides!

If you miss this,

you miss everything.

If you miss this,

you miss everything.

If you miss this,

you miss everything.

There's was my guy.

Hey!

Nailed it again.

Nailed it again. - I-

I just hope they heard the gospel,

and the deeper- - Totes, totes.

Totes, they did .

But here's the thing.

That beach ball thing,

we need to capitalize on it.

From now on, you are officially the "Beach Ball Guy".

No, I am absolutely not - No, you absolutely are

the "Beach Ball Guy". - the "Beach Ball Guy".

And absolutely means- - And let me tell you-

Listen.

It's bigger than - Nada.

either one of us. - No.

You made it a thing!

It's a thing I'm not gonna do.

Okay, brother.

We can talk about it.

We can always talk about it.

But I need you right now to be the baller

I know you can be.

Now, you go out there,

and ball till you fall!

Hey, y'all, look who's here!

Mr. Baller!

Oh, look at that! - Hi, you you doin'?

And they got

the beach balls! - Good to see you.

And they got the beach balls!

Great, thank you.

If you miss this,

you miss everything.

Guys, listen,

if you miss this, you miss everything.

Hey, there he is.

I told you, man.

I told you this beach ball thing is bigger than any of us.

It's a thing.

How does anybody take the gospel seriously

with all this nonsense?

But it's interesting.

You realize, interesting is Christian code for crazy.

But crazy in a good way, right?

Right?

Sign this?

What would Jesus do?

This still happenin'?

I have an idea.

Why don't we talk about what Jesus has done?

Died and rose again, right?

Oh, I have Jesus in my heart.

What I don't have, is a beach ball with your name on it.

1st Corinthians 15,

it's about what Jesus did.

Thanks.

If you miss-

You know, I think we missed it.

Guys, could you dial it back with the beach balls?

It's like the entire church has become the youth group.

Boom!

That's our new slogan.

"Our whole church is a youth group."

That's interesting.

Oh, man!

That's the third one this week.

So rough tour?

I want out.

What's going on with you?

You need some time off?

It's deeper than that.

Is this a faith crisis?

No, not at all.

Remember back when first started?

Yeah, those were good times.

We had 60 people at the most,

and all we did was preach the gospel.

Ooh, Superman works.

I like Superman.

Are you listening to me?

Yes, of course!

"A good pastor has to multitask."

It was in my book.

Go on.

I can't function like this.

Evangelicalism has become this machine

and it's eating me up.

Take a nap.

"A good nap always refreshes me."

That was also in my book.

Did you even read my book?

Wow!

Those are both good.

Guy, what do you think?

I'm done.

He's right, no masks.

So let's stick with Superman.

Thanks.

You're the most popular youth pastor in the country.

Everybody loves you.

They'll find someone else.

America's youth pastor can't quit.

America would be bummed.

Your kids would be really bummed.

Guy, listen to me.

I know you're under a lot of pressure.

I get it.

I'm feelin' it too.

I need something big for Good Friday and Easter.

Bigger than the resurrection?

Maybe I've hit my ceiling?

I rode in on a Harley.

I rode in on a cow.

I got shot out of a cannon.

What if you dial it back for a year?

No, no, more is more, Guy!

More show, more people in the seats.

More people in the seats,

more people get to hear the gospel!

I'm not sure your math adds up.

What is it?

What's the hook?

I would love to help you, but I quit.

No, you are not quitting.

I am.

Fine, quit after you take a nap.

Although, use this.

It'll change your life.

I love you, brother.