Royal Pains

I'm Hank.

I was your typical emergency room doctor,

Until I got fired.

- You let a billionaire hospital trustee die

To save some kid off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - You made a mistake.

- This trip is gonna get you back on your feet.

- What trip? - To the Hamptons.

Is this an arranged marriage?

- Yes. - Do you wanna marry him?

- I know many couples who got married deeply in love.

Now they barely speak.

- But does it feel right to you?

- We have to stop being emotional

About logical decisions.

- Oh, my God, you went through with it.

You got engaged.

- I'm raising money for a local free clinic.

- Dr. Emily peck. I'm Dr. Lawson's replacement.

Why would he need replacing?

Are you sticking around? - I am.

- I'm setting up my own concierge practice here.

The Hamptons is big enough for the both of us,

Don't you think, Hank?

- Order up for the beautiful Jill.

Sorry, folks, we're all out.

- Man, am I glad to see you, Mac.

One week without your lobster Mac and cheese

Was pure torture. - Yeah, well...

Big Mac here was in the shop.

- Yeah, I heard. Everything okay?

- Some bumps and bruises, nothing major.

Take a Fender bender over a deep fryer burn anytime.

Which is a good thing, since car insurance

Is a lot cheaper than medical insurance.

- Mac, you could've called Dr. Lawson.

I gave his number to Donna

When I ran into her the other day.

Ah, well...

We haven't been talking much lately.

Really?

Well, she didn't say anything.

Not surprised.

You know, she's probably embarrassed.

They don't like to admit they got the marital problems.

- Yeah, well... Been there, done that.

- I don't know, you guys just always seem

Like you're so happy...

Okay.

Clearly not my business.

Glad to know you're okay!

Here you go.

Oh, thank you.

- So... What do you think?

- I think comfort food shouldn't involve

Long lines or lobster.

- I was talking about the clinic.

Oh, right.

Uh, yeah. Well, from what I've read,

It looks like your family clinic won't be up and running

Until about 2015. If at all.

So I was right.

The wording in the proposal does allow

The hospital to loan itself the clinic funds.

- Yeah, and then use the moy however they want.

- I can't let the board get away with this.

I'm gonna give Dr. Blair a counter-proposal.

- Well, I can let Evan take a closer look.

He's good with numbers, and liars.

- So... - Mm!

- I hear that Emily peck has decided to stay in town.

- Oh, yeah. That's what she told me too.

- Aren't you worried about a competing concierge doctor

Taking your patients? - No.

I mean, there's enough out here to go around.

- Mm-hmm. - Unlike the Mac and cheese.

This new Jaguar is so cool.

And now that hankmed's back ithe black,

I figure maybe we can afford it...Maybe?

I need to leave early today.

- Really, why? Trouble in paradise?

It's personal.

- Well, with you, personal means trouble, so.

No, personal means personal.

Well, I'll tell you what,

I will support your need to leave early today,

If you support my need for new wheels.

'cause I need them so bad.

Hankmed.

- Hey, guys. What's up? - Hey.

So Divya wants to leave early today,

I think you should say "yes."

- Evan needs a car, you should say "no."

- Yes...To both. - What?

Okay, 3211 seaview drive.

Don't move, we'll be right there.

Okay, I'm gonna go with Divya.

Read this for me, will you?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

And here is your car... For the day.

- The Saab? Ha...

I meant my own car.

Over here!

Hurry, please.

I'm in pain.

Just what I thought.

So you fractured your ankle.

Yeah, of course.

- We'll splint it today and put the cast on it tomorrow.

- Wait, can we make that sooner?

I'm moving. Today. - No.

We have to wait for the swelling to go down.

Besides, you shouldn't be walking,

Let alone driving.

I'll pay you double.

- What? - Triple?

- No. - Why are you in such a hurry?

I'm not comfortable here.

Donna! Hello!

That's just my husband.

Don't pay attention, he's fine.

help me!

- What is that god-awful sound?

- It's just the chaise lounge I tied him to.

- Donna! - I just wanted to

Pack up the truck undisturbed while he slept.

- When did you plan on untying him?

- After I loaded the truck, but then I fell down the stairs.

Come on!

I wasn't trying to hurt him.

Donna!

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You okay?

Breathe. Just breathe.

Breathe through your nose.

- - that's it.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Sure. Who are you?

Hank!

- More importantly... Who are you?

Hey, Donna. She's hot.

- All right, all right. -

Here we go.

It started when we got here.

That's when he started flirting with

Every hottie and hoochie who stepped up to the truck.

No offense. - None taken.

- Oh, it's not my fault. The Hamptons is lousy with them.

- So you think the Hamptons changed Mac?

- I mean, don't get me wrong, it's been great for business.

So why did you leave queens?

Mac's fancy pants cousin

Gave us this place for the summer.

A belated wedding gift.

Sure beats a toaster.

- The success of the Mac truck, it went straight to his head.

He took his flirting to a whole new level.

Yesterday, he hit on my sister.

Hey!

I'm telling them about Lacey.

Oh, let that go already.

can you believe it?

No shame, no apology.

It's like he doesn't even care.

I know what I did might seem crazy.

But I was at my wit's end.

And I didn't want him to stop me.

You were leaving him.

I just wanna go home.

Sorry to interrupt.

But, um, you didn't answer your phone.

Yeah, it's a little wet.

- That's not your color. At all.

It's horrible, in fact. - Evan, and why are you here?

- New client called. Kiteboarding accident.

She sounded scared. Sexy, but scared.

- Go with Evan. I'll finish here.

Okay.

- Mom! Why would I lie?

Fine, fine. I'll send pictures.

I'll send so many that you'll be able

To wallpaper the house with them.

Yeah.

Okay, well, maybe not the whole house,

But your gift-wrapping room

Or dad's trophy room.

In fact, I am going to send so many

That you're gonna wish I didn't have a boyfriend.

Hi. - Hi.

- Paige Collins. You must be the other doctor.

- Oh. Sorry, the other doctor?

- Yeah, I wanted someone here quickly

So I called two doctors.

The paramedics left after the first one arrived.

- I heard there was a kiteboarding accident

Is everything okay?

- My boyfriend Graham fell off his board

When he was shooting pictures and sliced his shin.

- So is the other doctor giving him stitches?