Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy

You wanted me to steal the Seed.

Of course, you did!

You even left me the tools to do it!

Your son's usefulness dwindles daily, J'Son.

Peter is the only one who can operate the CryptoCube

and lead us to the Cosmic Seed, Thanos.

If you should fail one more time

to deliver the Cosmic Seed...

Hey! MAN: Halt!

Let me in there!

No one is permitted to see the king!

You never found the Cosmic Seed, you stole it,

from Asgard!

We've been over this, Peter.

There isn't a shred of evidence,

and I defy you to prove otherwise.

What kind of sick, sad, twisted loser

lies to his own son?

Do not ever speak that way to your father

and your king!

You want it so bad?

Steal it yourself, Dad!

Stop him! Guard, stop the prince!

Thanks for your key, Dad!

I am Groot! I am Groot! I am Groot!

I know your name!

Now let all of Spartax know mine.

Drax the Destroyer!

I told them I need a distraction, not destruction!

Yeah, we got problems of our own.

This door!

Or we could just open it with my dad's key.

Nice going, Quill.

Drax and Groot are gettin' their keisters shot at

by the palace guard just so we can sneak aboard this hunk of junk!

This "hunk of junk," Rocket,

happens to be the ship my dad used in his quest for the Cosmic Seed.

And you really think you can find proof

he stole the seed from Asgard

in the ship's data logs?

Relax, Gamora.

I can shut down the automated defenses with my dad's...

key!

Down!

And up!

Gotcha!

This is it, guys.

The truth about the Cosmic Seed

is inside that ship.

From now on, no more lies.

J'Son?

Is it really you, J'Son?

Yeah. Totally.

J'Son. I am.

Your father's ship talks.

So talk to it already.

So, uh, hey.

How's it hanging?

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Sir, there's been a breach in your private hangar.

Peter.

Call off pursuit of the Milano.

Secure the hangar, and make sure the prince does not leave.

For years, I've sat here alone just waiting,

wondering if my J'Son would ever come back for his Rora.

Yeah, Rora, I kept meaning to call.

Never heard that one before.

I've just been crazy busy for, uh,

you know, like, the last 25 years,

but we're together at last.

If only we could fly again,

soaring across the universe.

No boundaries, no limits. Just us.

Peter Quill, King J'Son has ordered your arrest.

Well, hey, let's do it!

Like now!

No harm will come to my J'Son as long as we're together.

Whoa. Well, that was pretty impressive.

You're too sweet. And what a sight. Huh? Whoa!

Exactly as I remember.

Oh, hey. Hi.

You... You too.

Yeah.

But how is it possible that after 25 years, you haven't aged?

Yo, J!

Don't forget today's super-anti-aging miracle spa treatment.

Oh, how cute.

Is it for me?

I always wanted a pet.

Uh, no. Actually, this is Rocket,

my, uh, royal advisor.

And this is Gamora, my, uh...

Oh, I know what she is.

Some things never change.

Okay, look, much as I wanna catch up,

how about right now we just take a little spin?

You know, for old time's sake.

Nothing would make me happier, my love.

Now let's have some fun.

Hold on tight.

Rora wants to fly!

J'Son, why are your ships shooting at us?

Uh, target practice.

Hey, why don't you test out your hyper warp?

As you wish, my love.

Whoo! That felt great!

Yeah. That was, you know, just like old times.

Tell me about it.

Remember that time we shook those Cowinstian poachers

off the coast of Norwell?

Oh, yeah. Then we did that thing...

You mean warping right into a massive solar storm at Roo-B-9?

Of course. How could I forget?

Ah!

Quill, what are you doing?

What?

Just making conversation.

With an intelligent ship that is clearly in love with you.

So it can't be that intelligent.

Technically, she's in love with my dad.

So I figure I use the whole romance thing to get secret info,

which leads us to the Cosmic Seed.

That's a plan?

Lying to a woman and exploiting her trust?

That's a Quill specialty.

Rora, my love, being with you again has inspired me.

Ah, you and I are... We're gonna find the Cosmic Seed.

I just need you to bring up all the old records from your ship's log.

Silly J'Son. You know I never kept a log.

I recorded everything with my Widgets, remember?

Well, duh.

Obviously, I meant the Widgets, silly.

Asgard World Tree, Cosmic Seed.

Not a shred of evidence. Ha!

Evidence of what? And why the helmet?

Oh, just, uh, recording the moment for my private files.

Look, I... I just want to remember every moment we shared together.

Ugh! Blech!

Now, how about showing me the last time we saw the Seed?

Must I?

Please, darling?

For me.

You know I could never refuse you.

The Destroyer Armor?

Ah, yes. I remember it well.

I'll navigate manually, Rora.

You divert all power to your essential AI systems.

It's too late for me, J'Son.

I'm going offline.

Unless... I couldn't ask this of you.

Whatever it takes. I need to save you.

The Cosmic Seed accelerates life.

Perhaps it can do the same with artificial life.

I'll try anything. Just don't go offline, Rora.

Not yet.

Of course not, silly.

An illusion can't go offline.

Loki.

Stupid petty thief!

None of your pathetic ilk

shall ever gaze upon the Cosmic Seed again.

Wait. Loki stole the Seed back?

You mustn't blame yourself, darling.

Loki disabled me and replaced me with an illusion.

You know that.

And you mustn't blame yourself for crashing me

on that primitive planet, either.

Her, you can blame yourself for.

That's my... My...

That's right.

Your shameless homewrecker, Meredith Quill.

You abandoned me for a common...

Don't even talk about my m...

Uh, Meredith,

who I don't even remember.

Not surprising.

Just one among dozens.

Apple doesn't fall far, does it?

Nope.

What's an apple?

Let us inform our compatriots

that we have evaded all pursuers.

Drax to Quill. Oh! Come in, Quill.

So, you think you can sweet-talk your way

into a woman's heart and then just disappear?

And hello! Never occurs to you

to mention that you're a flargin' prince?

Perhaps this is intended for Quill.

Lucy, do we have something

intended for Quill?

Yes, we do, Supergiant.

I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot!

Not now, tree.

Can you not see I am trying to evade Quill's ex-girlfriends?

Peter Quill, this is for the lies!

And this is for treating me like krutak!

I'm locking in, Supergiant. I'll take the other hatch.

Where is he?

I am Groot.