Con Man

Con Man - Episode 1 - "Stalled"

Okay, Bobbie, I just missed your call.

Call me. The tickets are for coach, not first class.

And now first class is full, and if I wait 'til tomorrow, I'm gonna miss the convention.

Alright? First class was the deal.

I can't do coach. My back is still screwed up

from that sci-fi charity ski thing.

That you booked me on. "Slopes for hopes".

Okay?

I am broken.

If I sit in coach...

I don't know. Call me.

Bye.

Are you Wray Nerely?

From "Spectrum"?

Eh, no. I am not...

Oh, my god! No, no, I recognize your voice!

I'm a huge "Spectrum" fan.

Could you sign my magazine?

I just bought this, man. Seems kinda perfect.

No, no there's nothing perfect about this.

Please, it's not...

For me. It's for the charity thing.

My wife hosts a "Spectrum" marathon

benefiting people afflicted with Spastic Seasonal Per... (mumbles).

Spastic... - Seasonal...

Per... (mumbles). Yeah, yeah.

I don't think that's a thing.

It's a thing! No, it's totally a thing.

She's a victim of it. She's filthy with it.

You know what, I would sign it right now, except I'm on the toilet and I don't have a pen.

God! Are you serious?

Ah, geez, I'm sorry...

Are you famous?

Did you ever see that show "Spectrum"?

No...

Greatest cancelled tv show ever, man.

This guy flew the spaceship!

And you're in a magazine?

No, Jack Moore is. He was the captain of the spaceship.

You guys, you're like best friends, right?

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Jack Moore from "Return to Tomorrow"?

I love that movie! - Oh yeah, great movie.

He was amazing.

Made the movie... one of the greats.

Listen, man,

I'm kinda done in here, and I have to catch my flight, so...

Could you just, you know...

That's so awesome!

Thanks, man.

I will see you in hell!

Did you say it with me? - No.

I couldn't tell, cuz, you know...

God, no one's gonna believe this! - I don't.

Space show, huh?

I don't know. I usually don't watch that stuff. The sets look cheap,

everything looks shitty... They take themselves so seriously.

Hey! Don't be putting down sci-fi. It's my favorite.

You know who Wray Nerely is?

Of course.

Why?

You know, he's sitting next to you.

No way.

Dude. Sign this.

What...

What can I get ya?

A whisky.

Hey, Tony.

Uh, it's Wray Nerely.

I just got...

Uh, hey...

So I got the e-mail about the audition...

No, it's a little loud here. I got the e-mail about the Clint Eastwood western!

Hush? Oh, hush...

I can hush... I can hush it down...

But it is a convention weekend, so maybe I can do it Monday.

It's not every weekend.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll just record it

while I'm there and send it in.

Okay.

Hey, it says that the part is written for a 30 year old...

Is there any movement on that?

I can play 30.

Nerely. Wray Nerely, is that you hiding out in the corner? Come on!

You don't wanna be seen?

How you doing?

Sean...

Jesus, man. You scared me.

I just had the weirdest interaction with a fan in the men's room.

I'd keep that to yourself.

Hey, is Spastic Seasonal...

Pren-clan-nes-dan a thing? - Yeah, you better believe it is.

Can I have a whiskey?

You know what? Here, have mine.

Really? - Yeah, it's a...

A work weekend, so I...

Excuse us, we're trying not to geek out...

Could we get a picture please? - Hell yeah! Come on.

- You guys going to the con? - Oh yeah.

- Fantastic? Where you from? - Siberia.

Siberia? You really from Siberia? That's awesome.

Alright, get close...

Come on, be friends.

Three, two, one...

How's it going?

Here you go. - Thanks, Samwise.

Thanks, Cash. - Yeah.

Samwise.

Cash.

They think of us as our characters. They think we are our characters!

Does that freak you out? - Not at all.

Nothing wrong with being a hobbit.

They think that you're a spaceship pilot!

What's wrong with that?

Better than reality.

Damn.

If you're not comfortable with fan interactions...