Sexually Bugged!

Oh, yeah.

Ooh... ooh.

Ooh! There! There it is, Professor.

- Do you see it? - Yes, yes, I can.

Doctor, these images are fantastic.

It bears out your theory to the letter.

I thought you'd like to see it for yourself.

Incredible. It seems to have a life all its own.

That it does.

And because it continually searches fiercely

for sexual encounters,

I've lovingly nicknamed it the "sexipede."

I can understand why.

It seems to live off the energy

of the human libido.

Okay, here's the problem.

The moment the sexual encounter concludes,

it dematerializes, as if it never existed.

- Amazing. - Mm-hmm.

That was incredible.

We aim to please, baby.

That's what the Sexy Spa is all about.

When are you available again?

Call anytime, sweetie.

For you, we'll get you in.

That's what I like to hear.

Tell your boss I'm applying for a deluxe membership.

Thanks so much, darling.

I hope to see you again soon, okay?

Count on it.

Remarkable, Doctor.

We have to announce our findings

to the scientific community at once.

Oh, not so fast, Professor.

I'd like to do some more research.

I don't understand. You've shown me undeniable proof that...

That during intercourse something odd

and heretofore unknown appears inside the human body?

But to me, this is very impressive.

You know what would be more impressive

is if I could find out exactly what it is,

somehow extract it,

and then study it for more detailed information

and how it affects the human body during lovemaking.

- Won't that pose a challenge? - Perhaps.

But, if I could get one of our clients

or workers here at the spa to volunteer for an erotic exam,

then I could study it for detailed information.

Be careful, Doctor.

You're playing with the unknown here.

If this sexipede of yours gets loose in a place like this,

no telling what would happen.

Don't worry, Professor.

I'll be very wary of the dangers.

Good. Keep me posted.

Trust me. I've got it all under control.

Fine. Then you'll meet me in my office after.

We'll go over the day's notes.

Don't worry, I will be there.

Fine. Till then.

I know what you're gonna say, Kayla,

I'm late for my 1:00.

Actually, Doctor, Professor Jones asked

if you could take his next appointment.

He said he's stuck in a meeting till at least 2:00.

Well, that's funny.

He was just here and he didn't mention anything about a meeting.

Well, that's what he told me right before lunch.

Okay, well, all right.

Just tell her I'll be with her

as soon as I finish debriefing Lucy.

Will do.

Excuse me, Mrs. Reid.

I just spoke with Professor Jones

and he wanted me to let you know

that our other on-site physician, Dr. Anderson,

will be able to see you in about 20 minutes.

Thank you, but I don't think I can wait that long.

Please. I can see that you're very pent up,

and if you came to Sexy Spa to relax and unwind,

I just know there is a very good chance

that Dr. Anderson can help you.

I've seen her work wonders

with other women just like yourself.

Yeah. I don't know.

Look, you came this far and you waited this long.

At least talk to her.

I suppose you're right.

Of course I'm right.

Now, come with me.

I think you could use a drink.

Well, Doctor, how did it go?

I think your client was very happy.

No, silly, I mean the experiment.

- Did it appear again? - Oh, yes.

Oh, and this time Professor Jones was there to witness it.

He was quite astounded.

That's so cool! What does the sexipede look like?

Does it have fins and teeth and stuff?

Oh, not quite.

More like a night crawler on steroids.

Wow! Wish I could see mine.

Actually, you can.

I taped the whole thing in high definition.

Come by after your shift. I'll show it to you.

That's so rad!

So, did you figure out what "it" is?

Well, I've been doing some thinking,

and I think it might... now, I say might...

be some kind of creature

that's manifested by our brain's sexual energy.

I don't understand.

Okay, well, think about it this way:

every time we get horny,

this sexipede comes out,

and as our urges get stronger,

so does the creature

until only an orgasm can quell it

and diminish it into nothingness.

And you say it's in all of us?

Oh, yeah, probably since puberty.

Makes me proud to be part of medical history and all.

Oh, Lucy.

You're the perfect volunteer for my sexual experiment.

You're always so open to fresh experiences and new things.

- What do you mean? - Hmm, I think it's about time

for you to explore your sensual side with another woman.

I've never done that before.

I mean, I've thought about it,

but it's always been more of a sexual fantasy.