Main Vaapas Aaunga (मैं वापस आऊंगा)

Main Vaapas Aaunga.

Smith bowled a bouncer in the death over, increasing India's difficulties…

The moment I saw you.

My heart was yours.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

KYT News Every Night welcomes you.

Thank you.

- Today's headlines. - Yes?

The earthquake in Myanmar has killed

over a thousand people.

-Representatives from France, Germany -Oh, no!

-Japan and other countries have offered -Earthquake? That's sad.

Their condolences to the families of the victims.

It's a tragedy that calls for condolences.

-The U.S. President talked -This

about the tariffs he imposed last month...

If so many have died

how many must be homeless?

Hey, listen to me!

This morning, at the White House.

One minute. I won't listen either!

That's not fair!

Don't I listen to you?

Take this!

Mr. Mehta, you talk about global competition...

The situation is as scary as a silent graveyard.

The Meteorological Department reports that Delhi and several other cities' AQI

a measure of air pollution, has surged to 491.

We need to tell you that 491...

What we had...

I'm the same...

- Jaswant! - Yes, sir.

Where does he get so much strength?

- Hey, tell the driver to get the car out. - Yes.

Why don't we move him downstairs?

He has to agree.

Father, the parathas are hot. Shall I butter them for you?

Butter me up all you want, but you won't inherit anything more.

How can he talk like that to me in front of the staff?

- Just sit down quietly. - Why does Grandpa still surprise you?

Here. Take this address. We're going to Sargodha.

Sargodha? Where's that, sir?

Drive to Lahore. I'll explain the route from there.

Lahore!

Are you crazy? We'll have an accident. Look ahead!

But sir, Lahore is on the other side.

Which side?

I mean, Lahore is across the border.

Border? What border?

Turn around one more time and I'll punch you.

What's come over you today?

You're not listening to me! You're asking for it today.

I was calling sir.

Sir? I am sir.

You had better behave yourself, or I'll teach you a lesson.

Just drive.

- We're at the Attari Border, sir. - Here we are.

Lahore is up ahead. We'll turn right from there. Come on.

Hey! Are you crazy! Where the hell are you going?

Sir?

When was this gate built?

Why are the police here? Has there been another robbery?

Look, sir, this is an international border.

Pakistan is on that side. India is on this side.

The country was divided, remember?

Divided?

In 1947. Partition.

Why?

Why?

Why did Partition take place?

Because someone said two countries must be created.

So that

the two communities

actually, three communities, would live separately.

So two countries were made.

- The reason is... - Whatever the reason

the thing is, I am

from the other side.

Maybe I came this side by mistake.

Please open the gate, I want to go home.

You can't go to the other side anymore, sir.

Sargodha.

Yes, but that's in another country.

I have important work. I must finish it.

Sir, please.

Wait.

- Call his driver. - No, I'm leaving.

- Sir. - I'm going.

- I beg you. Please. - No. I...

I beg you too.

Do me a favor, please.

- I must go. - I...

I...

I have to go. It's urgent.

I must...

Sir?

Our doctor has examined him. His blood pressure is a bit high.

There's nothing to worry about.

He's resting in our camp now. He can leave soon.

Look.

My earring.

And look here.

It must've fallen off in the old ruins.

What if someone takes it?

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

Steer the boat Along the flooded river.

In the raging storm.

Let us drown, you and I In the world of desire.

Memory offers the same intoxication.

As old taverns offer wine.

The season has changed.

In the garden of the heart.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

You carved a heart On a branch of flowers.

The flowers blushed When the heart quickened.

The steps on which I sat alongside you.

Those steps now hum at night.

Come here for a fleeting moment.

For a journey of a lifetime.

Slowly, slowly.

The lines between us will blur.

Like a beautiful mishap You will dwell in me.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

Slow down, O heart of mine.

Go easy.

What's up, mate?

Hello, my name is Nirvair.

I'm from the biggest city in Punjab, Bradford! I'm joking.

Before Partition, Lahore was the biggest city

and now it's Toronto.

Kill it, kill it, kill it!

The next guy on stage is a successful software engineer by day

and an amateur comedian by night.

Give a warm welcome to Nirvair Grewal!

Good evening, London!

My name is Nirvair. I'm from Punjab.

From the biggest city in Punjab, Bradford!

Before Partition it was London, sorry, Lahore. It's Lahore.

Let me tell you another one.

Everyone is so scared that computers will replace humans.

Computers will do everything except sex.

Get what I mean? Physical intimacy.

Like...

Hey, switch the phone off!

It breaks my flow.

Sex means making babies.

The computer will do everything else.

What will our new routine be?

No brushing teeth in the morning.

Drones will land to brush our teeth.

Another will bring us breakfast, shower us, and hand us a towel.

What will we do? Nothing!

The drones will be operated by an app that will need an OTP.

You'll spend the day filling in OTPs and resetting your passwords.

Know what an OTP is?

One-Time Password?

That's the joke.

I'll tell you another one. Once...

- Hey! - Hey.

- You said you were working tonight? - I resigned.

You quit this job too?

What are you doing?

I quit because I didn't know what I was doing.

- You were earning a high salary... - Let's talk inside.

The music's too loud. We can't talk in there.

Precisely!

I wish your shows were as funny.

So my boyfriend is finally here.

Boyfriend?

When was that decided?

- Hello, Dad? - Nirvair.

- Yes? - Father has had a stroke.

Last night we thought we were going to lose him.

Twelve hours have passed.

He'll be all right, won't he?

No chance.

There's bleeding in the brain.

If he gets a clot, it's over.

Better he goes soon. He's in a lot of pain.

He can't have surgery at his age.

We're just waiting.

"When was that decided?"

Boyfriend?

How does it get decided?

Tell me.

Today we're going to decide our status.

- This on-off thing can't go on. - My grandpa has had a stroke.