Five Date Rule

Now, why would you be calling me so early this mornin'?

Oh, thank y'all so much.

Mom, I absolutely loved my card.

Oh, good.

It's so sweet.

So glad, baby.

And thank you for the check.

That was my idea.

You can use it for whatever you like.

Are Jill and Arya taking you to lunch?

Yes, ma'am, they are.

Tell 'em we send our love.

Okay. I sure will.

Thank you so much for calling me

and singing to me.

You're welcome.

I love you gigantic.

We love you more.

Hattie, any romantic plans this evening?

No, Mom.

I don't even have time to think about that.

I am too busy.

Good.

That's when love usually comes along,

when you least expect it.

Bye.

Good morning, Hattie.

Morning.

Oh, oh.

Uh, be right there!

Hey.

Yes.

I'm, uh, Henry.

I'm doing some yard work across the street.

I got this extra pot of flowers.

Your neighbors don't need it

and I can't return it.

You want it?

Well, that's very kind of you, but, um, no thank you.

I'm, I'm good.

They're gonna be beautiful in a couple weeks,

I promise.

They're gonna be these beautiful yellow flowers.

I'm good.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Oh, Utah. - Oh, hey.

Hi. Hello.

What is your name? Huh?

Come here.

Utah!

Oh, that's so good.

Get back in here.

- "Utah", huh? - Yeah.

That's a good name for a dog.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah. Uh, thank you so much for the offer.

- Sure. - Uh, but I guess

I gotta go, uh,

teach my dog how to not talk to strangers.

- Huh. Yeah. - So...

Yeah. Okay.

All right then.

- Have a good day. - Yeah, yeah.

So, when are you officially on maternity leave?

Mm, very close.

I'm editing the last episode of the series

and then I'm off the very next week.

Wow. Gosh, these eight months have flown.

Mm, for you.

And the baby shower's comin' up.

Oh, I can't wait.

It's gonna be so fun.

She made it!

Happy birthday, Hattie girl.

Thank you.

How's the mother to many?

Mm, I'm fine.

I'm so sorry I'm late, guys.

- Mm. - Oh.

I had to take Micah, William,

and Luke to the dentist for their checkup,

and then Titus and Lyric

had two parent-teacher conferences.

And she still makes it in time for the dessert.

I don't know how you do it.

I mean, it's gotta be like managing a herd of cats.

Mm.

Get ready, Arya.

This is about to be your new reality.

No, no, it's fine.

The more the merrier, guys.

Big families are where it's at.

For the birthday girl!

Blow your candle.

Mmm.

-Happy birthday. -Happy birthday.

Hattie, girl.

So was your wish tall, dark, and handsome?

Oh, stop.

Open your gifts.

Okay. This was so sweet.

Hmm.

Oh, okay. Let's see.

A book about breathing

and a book about being fully qualified.

Okay.

"Breathing Room" is a devotional book about balance,

something you know nothing about.

And "Fully Qualified"

is about how, with God's help, you can do anything.

And that involves things that are not work related.

You know you're a workaholic, right?

You should be attending meetings.

I am not.

Do they really have meetings for that?

Ah, Hattie girl,

you know how much we love you, right?

We just want you to find the love of your life and

get married.

Guys, it's just not a priority anymore.

I almost got married once,

and that might be as close as I ever get.

Bob does not count.

Bob was a complete jerk.

He doesn't deserve you.

We're just gonna erase that chapter from your life.

You know, you guys sound just like Mom and Dad.

Being single is not an unwanted plague, you know?

I am living a very full and wonderful life so far.

Ever since you were a little girl,

you dreamed of being married and having a family.

So we just wanna help you reclaim that balance.

Hello?

I mean, at this point,

I am the champion at putting lifelong dreams

on the back burner.

If you had another chance at the country music thing,

would you take it?

I think I've dealt with it in my own way,

and I'm okay with it not ever happening.

But guys, I, I get to write singalong songs for kids.

I feel so blessed.

I get to write songs for little kids and big people too.

I heard one you wrote on the way over here.

Oh, which one?

"What Would Dolly Do?"

Oh, I love that song.

Thank you.

Yeah, you guys, I'm,

I'm really in a good place right now.

And I feel very content with my life,

with my career, and my dog and my fish.

But you are open to meeting humans too, right?

Open your last gift.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I didn't realize there was something else in here

in here.

Okay.

Y'all are too good to me.

A three-month subscription for a dating app?

Have y'all lost your minds?

Do you have pregnancy brain?

You seriously know the horror stories

with this stuff, right?

There are plenty of horror stories

about non-online dating too.

You're making my point.

Guys, I don't have time for a relationship.

- Yes, you you do. - You have to make time.

Do you wanna hear rest of our plan?

Do I have a choice?

You look gorgeous.

But for now,

act naturally

and tell the camera what you're looking for.

Yep.

And then after we upload everything,

the app will automatically send you matches

based on the preferences that you fill out.

Oh, and your username is Beach Girl, for safety.

All right.

Are you ready?

Okay.