Chaalbaaz

''The trickster''

''The trickster''

''He pulls wool over the eyes before you even know it''

''Such is his charm that it drives you crazy''

''He dances, sings and makes merry''

''The ball is always in his court''

''A look at him sends you in a tizzy''

''The trickster''

''He has never learnt or known defeat''

''It's hard to elude his eyes''

''He dances, sings and makes merry''

''The ball is always in his court''

''He makes the impossible happen''

''The trickster''

''He pulls wool over the eyes before you even know it''

''He uses his charm to drive you crazy''

''He dances, sings and makes merry''

''The ball is always in his court''

''A look at him sends you in a tizzy''

''The trickster''

For no reason, people criticise the police for acting slow

And look, we are here on time but there's no sign of anyone

Mr Vijay Khanna, the owner of V.V Airlines, is late too

Welcome, Mr Vijay Khanna

Who are these people? - It's the city's infamous gangster

Bhai-ji. He has turned terrorist. As of now, he is holding hostage. . .

your airlines' staff. - Terrorists?

Yes. They attacked Parliament House some days ago

They want to make their way out of the country using your planes

He has threatened to kill your staff one by one if you refuse

He gives two hours time

It took me an hour! Only one hour to go. What are we waiting for?

We've informed our superiors. We don't need a fight master

We are waiting for orders to act. - Look, my staff is like my family

We can't wait anymore, we must do something

Heroes in Hindi movies take the law in their own hands at will

I hope you won't try anything like that, Mr Khanna?

No sir, I'll use my brains instead

Bloody pervert! What's in that? Look over there

All of them seem to have AIDS. They look dead even before they actually are

An hour has passed but there hasn't been one buzz. . .

See? It buzzed

Hey girl, pick up the phone

Listen ! Answer only with a yes or no

If you try to overact. . .

I'll rape you

Let's see what happens later. Pick up the phone, go on

Rita, this is Vijay here. Listen carefully

Just say yes or no

How many are they? Four? - No

Five? - No

Six? - Yes

Is Gate One manned? - Yes

Gate Two? - Yes

The windows? - Yes

Is the counter unmanned? - No

Are the staff behind the counter? - No

I know their positions now. The moment I jump in breaking the window glass. . .

at Gate One, tell our staff to throw themselves on the floor. Okay?

Okay

Hey yes-and-no girl ! Who was it?

Someone called for booking. - And our flight isn't booked yet

Who is your boss? What's his name? - Vijay Khanna

Why doesn't he call? I think he'll get you all killed

Well, it hardly matters to us. We'll see what happens later

Mr Vijay, you've helped us arrest a dangerous terrorist

You have arrested the wind

Now let's see who's going to lose his marbles. Let's see what happens

Look at him. He's issuing a threat!

Come on, you ass

Constable, take him away

The accused Bhai-ji alias Sunil Chopra, son of Dharam Chopra. . .

for spreading terror, fuelling riots and killing innocent people. . .

is sentenced to death

You. . . ? - Yes Bhai-ji

Bastards

Look what's become of me. I wielded such power once!

Even the mightiest wet their pants when they heard me

And now? The noose hangs around me when I shut my eyes, to wet my pants

I was a tiger. I'm no more than a dog now

Bhai-ji, you will not be hanged. We've organised everything

Really? So I won't be hanged?

I'm not dying, eh? And I was dead scared for no reasons

Bhai-ji, the job will take 50 million. We have done our homework

The jailer has agreed

Got to bribe the high to the low in rank

If you must feed ten dogs to rescue a tiger from their clutches, do it

We're losing nothing. - Where's the money going to come from?

From that bastard Vijay Khanna ! Dig into his throat!

Where's junior? - He's with us

Great plan. Hats off to you, Bhai-ji

Just tell us the plan of action. - Let's see what happens

As of now, find out Vijay Khanna's weakness

''I'm on fire all over''

''Can't hold back the desires welling up''

''The breeze is fragrant, and the moment is alluring. . . ''

''and I'm ecstatic''

''Come closer. . . ''

''come to me''

''A sweet pain overwhelms me''

''The slightest of touch is driving me crazy''

''I'm losing control''

''Passion is making my heart beat harder''

''The breeze is fragrant, and the moment is alluring. . . ''

''and I'm ecstatic''

''Come closer. . . ''

''come to me''

''It's all about passion and obsession''

''The fire is on both sides''

''Let me merge into you. . . come into my arms''

''Invade my breath. . . let me find you in my heart''

''Passion is on a high, and the weather is tempting, my love''

''So come closer. . . ''

''come to me''

''I'm on fire all over''

''Can't hold back the desires welling up''

Mummy, it's me. Vinita

Vinita, how are you, my child? - Fine, Mummy. How's my naughty Dad?

He's fine. He misses you a lot

Won't you give him the phone? - I will. Hold on

Vijay, it's Vini

You are the apple of my eye, you are in my heart. How are you?

I'm fine, Papa. My vacations have started and you haven't come to take me

When are you coming? - I was leaving, but your mummy. . .

she wouldn't let me leave without breakfast

What happened? Why are you laughing? - On your madness

You had a cordless in your hand and yet you ran here to take the call

Actually, I was half-crazy in your love. . .

now I'm completely crazy in my daughter's love

Have the breakfast. . . ? - Later. Vinita first

Vinita, my darling

Let's go. - Yes, hurry up

You are the apple of my eye, you are a part of me. . .

Dad, you are in my heart. - And where am I?

You are the oxygen that runs our hearts. Right, Vini?

Right Dad, the chemistry between us is quite strong

Then let's halt here, as usual

Sheetal, do you know why we come here?

I know. How can I forget this place?

This is where we first met

Yes. And at first sight, I decided that you are the right choice

Right?

Her waist is thirty-six. - No, thirty-four

I'd rather go and ask her. But I think it should be thirty-five

Let me ask

I'm Mohan Pyare

So what? - If you don't mind. . .

would you stand up for a moment? - Why? Want me to slap you?

Oh no. I have laid a bet with my friends

One of them says that you got a 36 inches waist

Other one says it's 35 and the third one says it's 34

But I can guarantee that the size of your waist. . .

is 32

I've got a tape to measure

Let me measure it

Bloody tailor

Before you measure waists better measure your bones. . .

that are going to break now. Don't use a tape. Get it?

''She wears dark glasses, she holds a cold drink in her hand. . . ''

''and she walks with a sway''

''Style''

''The lassie walks in style''

Tossing her veil in the air, the lassie walks in style''

''Goodness! With her enticing grace, she makes me pine''

''She makes my heart race harder''

''Her gait is tempting, her body is a bough full of blossoms''

''I'm in love with her, but she cares a damn''

''Wearing high heels she walks through the bazaar. . . ''

''in style''

''The lassie lives in style''

''Tossing her veil in the air, the lassie walks in style''

''Look at her coming, raising her frock''

''Her long, oh so sexy''

''My, my''

''My house is empty since long. . . I want to make her my beloved''

''I like girls who put on airs''

''The fair lassie is from Gujarat''

''How are you? - The fair lassie is from Gujarat''

''She's a golden beauty''

''Style''

''The lassie lives in style''

''Tossing her veil up in the air, the lassie walks in style''

''The guy from Bengal is madly after me''

''Look! The guy from Bengal is madly after me''

''He's been casting glances at me! I'm afraid. . . ''

''I fear, a lightning might strike my heart''

''Oh, his touch and his glances! ''

''I fear, a lightning might strike my heart''

''The lassie lives in style''

''Tossing her veil up in the air, the lassie walks in style''

''A lightning strikes my heart''

How time flies

From two we became three. - And I had to share my love

Never. The apple of my eye, you are a part of me. . .

Dad, eating hotel food has upset my stomach

All right then, eat home food and upset your stomach more

What do you mean? Am I such a bad cook?

No way. Your recipes are amazing ! But wonder what they do to the stomach

You cheat! You dare criticise my cooking?

What, she's the apple of his eye? She's a part of him?