Piranha Hunt (Охота на пиранью)

1974. The Shantar region.

The secret installation 74/565 BlK

Hands up!

Hold it!

- Where is my Dad? - Over there.

- How are you doing? - Fine.

- What's this? - This is the joy of life.

All right. What is this?

- Who is that? - My Mom.

- Who is this? - lt is you.

- And who is this? - lt is me.

- And who is that man? - This is Uncle Vova.

Good boy!

Take this.

Don't open the door! We have an emergency.

This is an emergency. Code Red.

Put on protective overalls and prepare for evacuation!

Run!

Attention! Code 16.

We have a Code Red emergency. Evacuate all the personnel!

Send the disactivation team in!

Block all passages and prepare for the quarantine!

Don't do that!

Back off!

Freeze!

Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

- Run away! - Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

PlRANHA

This is Kirill Mazour. Leave your message after the beep. Thanks.

Comrade Captain First Rank!

You have an appointment with the formation chief at 10:20.

This message is delivered by Senior Lieutenant Platonov.

Captain Mazour is on the phone.

Damn!

Kirill Mazour has 20 years of experience in subversive operations

He's now a Navy Captain First Rank. lt equals the Army rank of a Colonel.

Participated in 25 combat operations. 7 wounds.

Has 14 combat decorations of our country.

8 foreign combat decorations.

Right now he's serving as an instructor in the Piranha special ops unit.

Piranha?

What about the geography of the operations?

Hey, man!

So you'll have to wait with that for some more time.

Glagolev came to your firm.

Have they found the dumbest kids on the block?

Nope. The best kids.

l haven't had a vacation for 5 years. l wanted to go hunting to the taiga. Gone!

Take a philosophical look at all that. The case is dead meat.

What's up? That's better.

l have all these formalities.

For you, it will look more like an outing.

Well, it is necessary anyway...

ls it all right? You'll get to know my native land better...

Ouch!

- Thanks. - Never mind.

What was l talking about?

l don't remember.

What did you say about the name of your native place? ls it Zarechye?

- How are you? - Fine.

Meet General Glagolev. From this moment on he's in charge.

Be seated, Colonel.

First of all, l'd like you to understand that

all the information about this mission is top secret

lt concerns everyone in this room too.

That's why any leak

be it intentional or by neglect

about the place, timing or

any other details of this operation

to anyone except those present here

- is qualified as high... - treason.

- Right. - That's good.

Gimme the map.

A secret military storage installation is situated here at the bottom of this lake.

Our satellites registered suspicious activitity in the vicinity of the facility.

lt might be a false alarm, but it is worth checking anyway.

The most important thing is that this lake pretty soon

might augment the Chinese territory in the company of other debatable areas.

That's why

the territory of the storage facility is to be urgently de-activated and after that

the facility itself is to be blown up.

This is the gist of your mission.

l'll need the access to your archives.

- as well as any relevant data on the subject. - You won't need it.

You are charged with being only a guide to that place.

You'll travel there in the company of our agent.

- What agent? - Ask Khmelnitskaya to come in.

What Khmelnitskaya?

Colonel, meet our reserve

captain Khmelnitskaya Olga Anatolyevna.

She specializes in chemical and biological research.

- This is Colonel Mazour. - Glad to meet you.

As far as l understand, the advance to the location is supposed to be covert.

l assume we might use a raft

or even walk through the taiga on foot. Have you ever been to the taiga, lady?

l'm not a lady, but a captain in the first place.

A reserve one. l got it. You've never been out there.

No, l can't do that. Being a guide is one thing and being a nanny...

l won't agree to this mission.

Kill him! He's hit me.

Do you have the slightest idea who your counterparts are?

Do you understand their attitudes?

This broad was sniffing the coke right in front of them in the restaurant.

Powder?

He must give the powder back to me.

Listen to me.

She is my woman

and only l can teach her any lessons.

lf you ever touch her again, l'll kill you.

Do they take the shipment?

l must give them another call.

Please do.

- Did you serve a prison sentence? - Are we already on such short terms?

May l ask you a straight question?

Are you referring to your guesses in the elevator.

Yes, l have a 36D, but don't worry. You're not a man of my dreams.

Thanks for the information. l'll feel safer about my virginity.

But this is not the issue. What's in this storage facility?

l'm not authorized to disclose this information to you.

A great chat.

- Let's get to the riverbank. - What for?

Do you find any pervert pleasure in asking this question? You know why.

- Again? - lt is my metabolism.

And don't hammer me with your glances.

How can l? Even a spade won't be enough to kill a girl like you.

Listen, l'll be very obliged to you

if you stop your torrent of placid jokes for some time.

- Let's make tit-for-tat deal. l stop my jokes. - You'll keep trying anyway.

l won't even try. And you stop making me park at the riverside every two hours.

lt seems to be slightly hindering our advance.

What do you suggest instead? Behave like...

Yeah. lt might be a good idea.

Listen l perfectly aware of the fact that l'm not up to the standards of your mission companion,

but l can't pee while standing. l don't eat raw meat

- and l can't open beer bottles with my teeth. - Why teeth?

And it is not my fifth or sixth world-saving mission.

By the way, how many awards for saving the world did you get so far?

So l've never dreamed about such a fine trip in the company of

a moth-eaten superman with a heap of complexes and little brain.

- Great. - Kirill, have you ever taken a taxi?

- l used to. - Listen, you're just a driver

and l'm your passenger.

You simply must drive me to my destination point.

Stop the car. l need to take a pee.

You've forgotten to fasten your seat belt, ma'am.

Hold it, asshole! Shit!

l'm sorry.

Bastard! lt took me ten years to gather all this and all l get for it are your apologies.

Well, Prokhor Petrovich,

These are Moukha grenade launchers, those lngram automatic rifles,

And these are M-4 semiautomatic rifles. Quite a deal.

This is a Faber. Well, you must have heard about it.

An extremely reliable gadget.

- And what's that? - This is a special order piece.

Just for you.

lt's as good as it is expensive.

lt has a high-precision optical sight.

- There is a laser sight here on the side. - Good.

- lt is quite a piece. - Hold my plate, please.

- Can l have it? - Prokhor Petrovich!

What? Goutorov! l've heard that you want to spoil my big game.

- Not to spoil it, but to postpone it. - Really?

The games become too frequent. And there is a team of inspectors coming here from Moscow.

What a brilliant device!

- How many shots per minute? - 1800.

- What about the sure fire distance? - 1500 meters.

- Excellent! - lt's really superb.

When everything calms down in a week, l'll bring some fantastic game in.

l vouch for that.

Good! Very good!

Did you take the money for all that, Zhgutov?

Do you have any hearing problems? Did you take the money?

- Yes, l did. - Get back to your work then.

lt is a superb gadget. But the sight isn't precise.

l aimed at your forehead and hit your ear.

- Make nesessary adjustments, Sancho. - Sure, Prokhor Petrovich.

Now what, lbraghim?

Everything proceeds as scheduled.

We're supposed to get over here in jeeps. There will be a light plane waiting for us there.

- Right here at the border. - What's this?

That is an ancient railway track.

There is no traffic there now.

Will you cancel the game?

- Where does this track originate from? - l'll specify that.

Consider it my warning, Prokhor.

lf the deal falls through, my brother will be be very disappointed.

lbraghim, are you going to intimidate me?

l'm not afraid of your mad boys. l'm mad myself.

The goods will be delivered after the game. Wanna some nuts?

We're almost sticking to the schedule. The next leg of the trip is to be covered on foot.